第一章穿越狗血文

zangluanxiaodewuzili,mandidejiupinghelaji,buyuanchudeshafashanghaiyougeliuzhekoushuidenanrenheiheixiaozhe。

“haixiangshangxue?pei!laoziyangnishijinian,nijinwanshangbixugenwoerzishuijue,zaodianshengxiawolinjiadesunzicaixing!”

zhongniannanrenzhoumawanle,youhenhenchaoshaonvshenshangchuaileyijiao,ranhoubeiguoshenquxiyan。

chuxihuanguotengtong,tuoleshoubiandejiupingzi,congdishangpaqilai,chaobeiduitadezhongniannanrenhenhenlunxiaqu!

zainanrendaodizhihou,paojinwulizhaodaoyikuaifudiaozhejunmatuyangdeyangzhiyudiaozhui,haiyouyibaikuaiqian,touyebuhuidepaolechuqu。

shiqingzenmehuibianchengzheiyangni?

naohailibuduanchuxianbushuyuzijidejiyi——tachuanyuedaoleqianbujiucaikanguodegouxuewen《zhihuanrensheng》zhong!

gumingsiyi,zheibenshujiangshulelianggezhenjiaqianjinzhijiandechouhenjiuge。

ertaxianzaizeshinvfanpai,zhenqianjinchuxi。

yuanzhudeyangmuliufang,hechufurenzaitongyijiayiyuan、tongyitianshengchan,zhishiliufangbuxiangrangnverguopinqiongdeshenghuo,yeweilenengjishaerzizhaogetongyangxi,yincitoutoubazijihechufurendenverhuandiaole!

艹!

chuxirenbuzhutucao,jiuzheizaoyu,yuanzhubuheihuacaiyouguile!

xianzaizhengshiyuanwenkaiduanqingjie,congnvzhudejiaoduxiede,zaitashiliusuishengridangtian,zhenzhengdechujiaqianjinchuxianzaileyanhuixianchang。

chuxiyibianpaoyibiantongdesisichouqi,zijidangchuhaigankailaizhe:zheifanpaimingminghebenxiaojiemingziyiyang,zajiuzheimechunni?

结果就穿越了。

chuxibendaodamalushangzhengyaoyujianxiachengkedechuzuche,lianmangzuanshangqu。

“huhailutianyuntingbieshuqu。”

sijiconghoushijingkanlezheigechuanzhefabaijiuyifudeshaonv,bumingbaitaquneigefuhaojujidiganma。

chuxihuanzhegebo,xiangzhejiexialaiyaozenmezuo……

liufangneinvrenweilenengjiejinzijideqinnver,rengxiachuxiheyoubaoliqingxiangdelinguitongzhu,paodaochujiadangyongren。

简直不要太可笑。

tianyunbieshuqubaoanburangjin,chuxizhijieyueguotamen,yilukuangben,houtougenzhebaoanmamalielie。

pingzheduiyuanwendelejietazhaodaolechujiadamen,tingdelimianguanlezhenzhen,houbiandebaoanchizhejinggunkuangzhui。

tahurangouqilezuijiao,jiranjinlezheijushenti,dangranyaobafanpaijiaosejinxingdaodi!

jiuzheiyangyikouqichonglejinqu。

“ma——nizainali?ma!”

lvyinyindecaodishang,lanseqiqiuhehuashuzhazaiyiqiyourutonghuashijie,darenxizhuanggelv、huaquncuican,haizimenyedoushixiaoxizhuanggongzhuqun。

chuxijiuxiangshihuipupudeyemao,zaizizhuzhuoyijianyizhenluancuan,baoangenjinlaiyitongzhui,hexiedechangmianluanle……

tazhuanwangrenduodedifangchong,buqiranjiuzhuangzaiyigeqingnianshenshang。

“你……”

zaichuxiyangqixiaoliandeshunjian,qingniankazaisangzilidezeguaizenmeyeshuobuchulai

“mingshu,zheihaizishishei?”

yigeshenchuanqianzisezhangqundemeifurenzouguolai,xianchangbeijiaoluanrangtakaiqilaiyoudianbukaixin,raner,zaikanjianchuxideshunjian,heerziyiyanglengzhule,shouweiweiyouxiezhandou。

“你是……”

“xiaoxinizenmezaizheili?!”

chuxixunshengwangqu,zhijianyigekunzheweiqundenvrenjikaizhongrenpaoguolai,tayishidaozheirenshiliufangdeshunjian,wadikuleqilai。

“ma——”tacongkudoulitaochubaiyudiaozhui,“wobayaomaidiaonizangzhedeyupei,wojiniqiangguolaile!”

shuozheyaozouguoqu,quebeishenbiandechumingyibazhuazhutadeshou,quetingtabukeqidiwendao:

“nideyupeizainalinade?”

chuxiguzuobuzhideguzhelianshuodao:“zheishiwomade,tashuoshiwochushengdeshihouzaiyiyuanjiande。”

tateyitidaolechushenglianggezi,jiaochujiarenqiqibianlelianse。

liufangxinhuangyiluan,lianmangcheguochuxi,henhensangletayiba,“nizenmepaoguolaile?zheilishininenglaidedifangma?genwozou!”

chuxilianmangwanghoutuibikaitadeshou,shengsilijiedikusudao:“mingmingjintianyeshiwoguoshengri,niweishenmebuhuilai?!wobazhuizhewoda,haibizhewohewogeshuijue,wojiupaolechulai……”

xiangshibuzhidaozijiyuchujingren,nvhaitaishoumoyanleideshihou,luchudegeboshangdeqinghongshanghen,shenzhihaizaiqinxue。

“tian!zheihaizizenmebeidachengzheiyang?”

“zheiyuwojianchudashaoyeyeyouyikuaiera。”

“haibieshuo,zheihaizigenchufurenzhangdetaixiangle。”

kebujiushixiang,buranyebuhuijiaochujiamuziqiqilengzhu。

chufurenliangsanbuzoushanglaiqiangzouchuxideyu,duanxiangpiankehou,wuzhezhandoudizuichunkanxiangerzi,“bai……baishu,zheiyu……zheiyujiushiniwaigongdazaodea!”

“是同一块原石。”

chumingcongbozilitaochuheiseshengzixizhedelaohudiaozhui,danfanshixingjia,dounengkanchulaizheiliangkuaizhuizideyuanliaowenliyimoyiyang。

chumingdandandifushizhezhuaizhechuxideliufang,“liuayi,mafannijieshiyixia。”

liufangdeneixinhuangkongyipian,baishigekerenguangxianliangliweizaizhouzao,xiangshiwuxingdeqiangrangtachuanbuguoqilai。

“妈?”

duishangnvhaierwugukongjudemouzi,liufangrenbuzhushengqihenyi,weishenmeyaolaizheilini?weishenmeyaopohuaihaohaodeyiqieni?

chuxiquanranyifuwucuochenmodeyangzi。

liufangkanzheheaiwenrou,duiyuanzhulaishuoqueshidundaozigerou,shilinguineigeguizishoudebangxiong!

liufanghuranguizaichufurenmianqian,“furendoushiwodecuo。”kusudao:“qishishiwotouzoulexiaojiedeyupei。”

chuxidexinchenlexialaiqu,shidaorujin,liufangjingranhaishituyinmanzhenxiang!

不对。

liufangbugaishizheimechunderen,zaichujiayiranqiyideshihou,zheiyangzuozhihuijiashenbierenduitadehuaiyi。

chuxichuizhemouzi,kanqilaixiangshibuzhisuocuo,shijiqueshizaihuiyi《zhihuanrensheng》deyuanwen。

jianliufangyanlishanguojuejue,tahuranxiangqilai:yuanwenlishunzuitileyiju,liufangzainvzhushiliusuideshihoujiusile!

shuoshichineishikuai,zailiufangmentouchongxiangzhuojiaodeshihou,chuxihuranpuguoqubaozhutadeyao,“maniyaoganma?”

liufanghenhenzhuaizheyaoshangdexiaoxigebo,lidaozhidarangchuxidepiroudouningleqilai,“nirangkai,matouledongxiyijingmeilianhuole。”

屁!

mingmingshixiangbasuoyoudezuizedoulanzaizijishenshang,haorangqinnverbianchengmeiniangdekelianer,jixuliuzaichujia。

“buyaobuyao,nisilewobahuidasiwode!”

haoxicaikaishi,ganshenmeyaojizhequsi?