第二章 我是老司机

“qiaohe?haishiguyide?”buguokandaoneigejiahuoshuidegensizhuyibandemoyang,yaoruoxuexiangxin,zheijueduishiyigeqiaohe。

“再来!”

“疼!”

“还来!”

“还疼!”

“meinv,nixieguibu?”shenfeidanrandeshengyin,zaiyaoruoxuedeerbianxiangqi。

yaoruoxuekanzhemizheyanjingdeshenfei,dunshiyukuwulei,tayouzaiyicihualidebeizheige**zhuonongle。

zhongyu,kongjietianmeideshengyinxiangqi,feijizuodeduole,zheiyangdeshengyinyetingdeduole,danshi,duiyuzheiyikedeyaoruoxuelaishuo,neidaoshengyin,queshiyourutianlai。

zhongyu,buyongzairenshouzheige**dezhemole。

feiji,zaijichanghuanhuanjiangluo,shenfeijieranyishen,chulezhaopianyiwai,tajiumeiyoudairenhedongxi。

yaoruoxuezeshilazheyigefenhongsedexiangzi,zaifeijishangdoushizuozhe,zheiyike,kandaoyaoruoxuedequanmao,shenfeideyanzhong,bujinfuxianyimojingyanzhise。

shencaiyaotiaoxiuzhang,xianyaoyingyingyiwo,tianlansedeniuziku,jiangxiuzhangdedatuihetingqiaodejiaotun,zhanxiandelinlijinzhi,xingzouzhiqian,yaoyeshengzi,fengqingwanzhong。

jiushi,youjiaozaizouludeshihou,shaoxianbieniu。

sihuganjuedaoleshenhoudemuguangdezhushi,yaoruoxuebujinhuitou,queshikandaoneigejiahuo,zhengyiliandaidaidekanzheta!

yaoruoxuedeyanzhong,fuxianyimoyanezhise,henhendedengleshenfeiyiyan。

yiluchulejichang,shenfeiqueshizhuolenanle,yinwei,tameiqian。

maosi,zuogongjiao,yeshixuyaoqiande。

yaoruoxuelikaijichang,gangxiangshangchedeshihou,queshikandaoshenfeideshenyingchuxian,“nixiangganshenme?”yaoruoxueyilianjiebeideshuodao。

zheigeshougoulezheige**le,meixiangdao,zheige**jingranhaiyinhunbusan。

“renshuo,shinianxiudetongchuandu!foshuo,wubaicihuimou,zainenghuanlaijinshengdeyicicajianerguo,zheimeshuo,womenshangbeiziyinggaishishuren!”

“nixiangshuoshenme?”yaoruoxueyaoyayinya,kanzheshenfei,zheigewangbadangaibuhuishixiangyaohetabiaobaiba?

yaoruoxueyishunjian,youyizhong,zhenggeshijiedoubuhaoledeganjue。

“ninengbunengjiewoyikuaiqian!”shenfeiyilianchengkendeshuodao。

“weishenme,jiwoyigeliyou!”yaoruoxuemeihaoqideshuodao。

“yinwei,womeiqianzuoche!”

“erqie,zaizheili,wojiurenshini,mianfeirangnicaileneimeduojiao,yikuaiqian,nidoubukenjiewo!”

zheiduzi,shuozheshuozhe,youkaishizuiqianle。

yaoruoxuexiangqifeijishangdeneiyimu,jiubujinhendeyayangyangde,congchelifanlefan,fanchuyigeyikuaiqiandeyingbi。

“xianzai,like,mashangjiwogun,wobuxiangzaijiandaoni!”yaoruoxuelenglengdeshuodao。

“nifangxin,wozheirenmeiyoujieqianbuhaidexiguan!”shenfeiyilianchengkendeshuodao。

hualuo,queshijingzhixiaoshizaiyaoruoxuedeshixianzhong,yinwei,takandao,gongjiaocheyijingkuaiyaoguolaile。

“zheishijie,zenmehuiyouzheizhongjiahuo!”yaoruoxuewunaideyaoyaotou。

ershenfei,cishijiuyouxiebeijule,tadaole,gongjiaoyeyijingzoule,wozheyikuaiqian,dingzhedaritou,meibanfa,zhinengdengxiayitangle。

zuoshangchezideyaoruoxue,qiahaokandaolezheiyimu,zuijiao,bujinfuxianyimoxiaoyi。

“bunenglaobeizheigeduzizhuonong!”yaoruoxuexinzhongandao。

shenfeizhanzaigongjiaozhanpang,yanyanlierixia,wozheyikuaiqian,yiliangbenchi,zaishenfeidebuyuanchutingxia,chechuangyaoxia,yaoruoxueneizhangjuemeidelianpang,yingrushenfeideyanlian!

“quna?wozainiyiduan?”yaoruoxueduishenfeishuodao。

“xiexiea,nvpusaa!”shenfeiyilianganjideshuodao。

kanzheshenfeizheifuganjideyangzi,yaoruoxuexinzhonganxiao,“**,yihuirangnichihui!”

shenfeijizoujibu,laidaoyaoruoxuedecheziqian,yaoruoxuekanzheshenfei,zaishenfeideshouyaodashangchemenbashoudeshihou,yaoruoxueyanshenyidong,suiji,mengsongchache,yijiaocaixiangyoumen,chezirulixiandejianyibancuanchu!

zuozaichezili,yaoruoxuedezuijiao,gouqiyimodeyi,jihuyouyizhongkaihuaidaxiaodechongdong,zaichezideguanxingdedaidongxia,neige**,yidinghuipujie!

zijizongsuanshibaoleyilushangbeineige**qifudechou!

yaoruoxuejihupobujidaidexianghoushijingkanqu,xiangyaokandaoneige**pujiededaomeiyang,haohaojieyixiaxintouzhihen!

touguohoushijing,yaoruoxuequefaxian,malushang,genbenjiumeiyoushenfeideshenying。

“neige**naerqule?”yaoruoxuecuqidaimei!

meiliyoua,zaizijidejingxinshejixia,neige**,yidinghuipujiecaishi!

“haochejiushihaoche,zuoqilai,jiushishufu!”zaizheigeshihou,cheziliqueshiyouyigeshengyinxiangqi。

yaoruoxuexiayishidehuitou,bushineige**shishei?zhijianneigejiahuo,yilianqieyidekaozaichehouzuoshang,kanzhetadeyanshen,poweiwanwei。

“nishenmeshihoushanglaide?”yaoruoxuexiayishidewendao。

“nitingcheyaolawodeshihoua!zenmeniwangle?”shenfeizhazhayanjing。

qishi,shenfeizaojiuzhidao,zheigenvrenbuanhaoxin,yaoruoxuegenbenjiudadubudaoneigechengdu!

suoyi,shenfeizaizhuangmozuoyangzoudaofujiashimenqiandeshihou,jiuqiaoqiaodelakaichezidehoumen,zaiyaoruoxueqidongdeyishunjian,shenfei,bianyijingcuanshanglechezi,dangran,zheiduiyuputongrenlaishuo,yijiushijinande,danshiduiyushenfeilaishuo,queshisuanbudeshenme!

yaoruoxuewenyan,bujinqijie,zongbunenggaosushenfei,zijishixiangyaozhuonongta,caitiyiyaolatadeba?

yishunjian,yaoruoxueyouyizhongzuojianzifudeganjue,zaifeijideyilushang,yijingzhemodetatongbuyusheng,xiangqi,haiyaolazheigejiahuoyilu,yizheigejiahuoqisirenbuchangmingdezui,zheiyilu,pashiyoudeqishengle。

yiqisanfenmi,yaoruoxuejihuwangjilezhangkongchezi。

zhidaohoumiandeqidishengbuduandexiangqideshihou,yaoruoxuecaifaxian,chezizaimalushanghualeyigedadades,xianzai,chaozhemaluyaziqule。

yaoruoxueyijiaojichache,zhongyujiangcheziwenzailelubian。

shoujiaozhandou,huixiangqigangcaideneiyike,haizhendeshihoupadejin!

“nizheijiashizhengmailaideba?guorannvsijibukaopu!wolaiba!”shenfeisongsongjian,dandandeshuodao。

“nihuikaiche?”yaoruoxuekanzheshenfei,yanzhongdaizhehuaiyizhise。

“kanbuqirenlebushi?gekeshilaosiji!”shenfeideyideshuodao。

yaoruoxuefanlegebaiyan,youbeizheige**diaoxile。

“fangxin,chezishangbuzhiniyigehuoren,wobiniximingduole!”shenfeidandandexiaodao,suiji,congyaoruoxuedeshouzhongjieguocheyaochi,zuoshangjiashiwei。

kandaoshenfeishuliandecaozuo,yaoruoxuexinzhongweiding,zheigejiahuo,haizhendemeichuiniu!

buguo,shenfeizheizhongren,jishirangrenanxinguo!

yaoruoxuedexin,haimeiyoufangxia,jiuganjue,chezirulixiandejianyibancuanchuqule,bitazhiqiandesuduhaiyaokuai!

rangyaoruoxueyukuwuleideshi,maisubiaodezhizhen,haizaibuduandeqianjin!

yaoruoxuehenxiangzhidao,zheigeduzi,shibushizhizhidaocaiyoumen!

“诶,有人!”

“有车!”

“红灯啊!”

“zheige**!”yaoruoxueyiliandeyukuwulei,zheigewangbadan,genbenjiubudongjiaotongguize,zhihuicaiyoumen!

yaoruoxuejuede,zheige**,yidingshilaotianpaixialaichengfazijide?

“nishihouziqinglaidedoubima?”yaoruoxuehenxiangwenyiju!

kanzhechuangwaijichierguodejingwu,yaoruoxuequeshimeilezheiyangdexinsi,yinwei,tayunchele。

zhiyushenfeizheiduzi,queshibuguanbugu,yilujichi,jianfengjiucha!

chezi,zaiyigepiaoliangdeshuaiweizhihou,wenwendetingzaiyigecheweili,liangbiandejuli,sihaobucha!

yaoruoxuequeshimeiyouxinsiguanchabuchadele,dakaichemen,xunsudepaodaoyigelajitongpang。

youyihuigongfu,fangcaizhiqishenzi,yizhangjuemeideliandanshang,daizhewojianyouliandecangbaizhise。

kanzheyanqianzheige**,yaoruoxuehenhaoqi,zheigejiahuo,zenmezhidaozijiyaolaizheilide,nandao,tarenshiziji?

buguo,shenfeijiexialaideyijuhua,henkuaiweiyaoruoxuejiehuo,“ei,meinv,wodaodierle,xiexienia!”yaoruoxuekandao,neiduzi,zhengyiliandeyidegentabaishou!

“nizaizheilishangban?”yaoruoxueqiangrenzhebushi,kanzheshenfeiwendao。

tashitianxueguojidezongcai,nianjiqingqing,queshiyijingshenjiashangbaiyi,yaoshizheigeduzizaitianxueguojishangban,yaoruoxuefashi,yidingyaorangzheige**,haohaochidiankutou!

shenzhi,lianbazheigejiahuozhaojinlaideren,yeyaoxiagang,shenmeyanguang,jingranbazheiyangdeduzizhaojingongsilai!

“bushi,wodengren!”shenfeiyaoyaotou。

yaoruoxuewenyan,bujinyouxieshiwang!lenghengyisheng,congchezishangbaxinglixiangquxialai,lazhexinglixiang,jinletianxueguoji!

shenfeimusongzheyaoruoxuedeshenyinglikai,zheiniu,jingranzaitianxueguojishangban,buzhidaotarenshiburenshineigenvren,buguo,jinersuanshibarendezuisile,jibianrenshi,zheiniuzhipayebuhuigenzijishuoshenmeshihua!

congkoudailitaochuyizhangzhaopian,zhaopianshizuijinzhaode,xianran,sulianqingyizhidouhuozaitiandaodejianshizhixia,dangnian,zijizaizhonghaizhixingrenwu,zaijiubajiulebeirenxiayaodesulianqing,yinweishijiantaiji,jiuyongzijidefangshi,banglesulianqing!

chuangdanshangnineidaociyandeluohong,rujinxiangxiang,yeyijiuqingxi。

yinweici,shenfeiliuxiazijisuoyoudejixu,hailiuleyifengxin,dazhishuoleqianyinhouguo,taqueshimeiyouxiangdao,neigenvren,jingrancongcizhutaianjie!

erneigeshanvren,jingranshengxialehaizi,weici,danshenlewunian!

wunian,renshengyouduoshaogewunian?wuniandeshijian,yijingrangyigeqingseshaonv,tuibianchengleyigehuaxin**!

suiran,zheigeshehui,yijingzugoudekaifang,danshi,yigedanqinmama,zhipa,yenanmianhuirenshouliuyanfeiyu!

ruoshizheigenvrenyijingjielehun,huozhe,shiyigeshenghuofangdangdenvren,yebianbale!

keshi,zheigenvrenwunianlai,queshishoushenruyu,zheiyidian,zuyirangshenfeidekuijiu,wuxiandejiada!

buguo,rujinlaozihuilailelikailezheigelaolong,fanshiqifulaozinvrende,qifulaozidenverde,doudesi!shenfeideyanzhong,shanguoyimoliqi!