第1章 相亲

h市。

‘xiangqinjie’dekafeitingli。

“heiheixiaoxiao,nimingzihaoting,renyezhangdetingpiaoliangde。”

kazuoduimian,daizheyanjingdetudingnan,jingpianlveweisuodeyanshenhaobuyanshidezailinxiaoxiaoshenshangdaliang。

“qinglianmingdaixingdechenghuwo,wogennibushu。”linxiaoxiaolengzhelian。

“he,nimagenwoshuole,sanshiwandecaili,xiayuechujiujiehun。”

“woyoufangyouche,cailisuirangaoledian,danniyihouguaiguaitinghua,zaijiaxiangfujiaozi,yihoubushangbandoukeyi。”tudingnanhenshiziaodao。

sanshiwandecailisuirangaoledian,dankanzhelinxiaoxiaojingzhimianrongyijibaixidefuse……

chajuedaonanrenchiluoluodedaliang,linxiaoxiaorenwukeren,qishenzhunbeilikai。

“xiaoxiaobienaopiqi,nimashuole,niyaolikaiqiandejitadagedianhua。”

“wogongzuohenmangde,bushishenmenvrendoukeyirangwolangfeishijiangennimenjianmiande。”

“xiaoxiao,yaobushikanniyoujifenzise……”

tudingnanshuozhe,shenshouquwolinxiaoxiaodeshou,neisemimideyanjinggengshidingzhetaxianyao。

linxiaoxiaochuanzhezhiyezhuang,xiaoxifuchentuochuxianyaomanmiaoquxian。

“duoshenmea,biezoua,buranwodainiqumaibaobao?”

beilinxiaoxiaoduokai,tudingnanwuchidedangzhukazuo,jiangtaduzaiweizhishang。

linxiaoxiaomouzilifanzhehanguang,kafeitingliliangliangxiangqinderenbushao,tabupazheirenzuochushenmeweisuodeshilai。

“guoran,nimashuodemeicuo,xinggelashilaledian…buguowoxihuan。”

“sanshiwancailinimayijingshoule,tashuole,rangwomenxianbazhenglingle,hunlixiageyuechuzaibuban。”

linxiaoxiaonumu,kanzhetudingnanshoulinazhetajiade**。

tazheigehaomuqinshifeiyaobata**lebukecaibaxiuma?!

congguonianhuiqu,tamajiucuihun,tahuichenggongzuole,yiweituoyan,meixiangdao,zhijiedadianhuayibabayiliaofeiweixietalaixiangqin。

xianzai,zaitawanquanbuzhiqingdeqingkuangxia,budanshoulenanfangsanshiwandecaili,gengshiba**doujiduifangle!

qiangrenzheleiyi,linxiaoxiaodingzhetudingnanshoulide**yibiantaochushouji。

“妈,你……”

“mazaidamajiang,jienixiangqindehaimanyiba,duifangkeshigongsilaozong,mafeijinxinxuecaijinizhaodaozheimehaoderenjia。”

biduan,linyueyuemanshixingzailehuodechixiaoshenghenshicier。

zhiqian,linmujitakantudingnandezhaopiantachadiankantule。

sansishisuidemoyang,tudingdaizheyanjingchaojingtouxiaodeyangziyouhuaiyoulao。

“rangmajiedianhua!”linxiaoxiaoyaozhechun,tabumingbai,tongshimuqindenver,weishenmecongxiaodaodayaorucikekededuita。

“jie,nihaishiqugenrenbazhenglingleba,neisanshiwanyijingyong…yijingjibajiaoleyiliaofei,niyaohenxinkanzhebabaqusima?!”

“woshuole,babadeyiliaofeiwohuixiangbanfade,zheiliangnian,babadeyiliaofeiyizhishiwozaijiao……”

“landegennishuo,mashuole,zheihunnibujieyedejie!”

shuoba,linyueyuebunaidegualedianhua。

sanshiwandoujitajiaoyirenpeixunxuexiao,dengxuechengjiukeyichudaodangmingxingle。

咖啡厅里。

linxiaoxiaokanzheguadeshouji,lingyizhishoudezhijiahenhenqiajinrouli。

congdayikaishi,fuqinchuchehuocongzhiwurenhou,houmiandexuefeigenshenghuofeidoushitaqingongjianxue。

dasineinian,babazaiyiyuanlisuoyoudehuaxiaodoushitazaichu。

shenzhi,henduoshihoulinyueyuedadianhuaguolaigentayaoqian。

erxianzai,tacaigangshangbanliangnian……

“heihei,xiaoxiaowochejiutingzaimenkou,womenxianqubazhenglingle,nixiangquneidumiyue,xiangquguowaiwoyeshededaini……”

shuozhe,chaolinxiaoxiaodeyaolouqu,gezheyijianwaitaodouzhebuzhuxianyaodequxian。

“啊!”

kanzhezaishenguolaidexianzhushou,linxiaoxiaoduanqimianqianderekafeipodaotudingnanlianshang。

yibaduoguoduifangshoulide**,tachenjizouchukazuo。

“jianren,nitmzhaosi,nalelaozideqianhaibuganburenzhang!”

tudingnanlianshangbeitanghong,naonudechaolinxiaoxiaozhuaqu,kafeitingqitarenjingyadekanzhe,queshimeirenganxianshi。

“qiansheishoude,nizhaosheiqu!”

linxiaoxiaomeiyingpengying,meigentudingnanlache,beizhebeikuaisuchaokafeitingwaizou。

babadebingkuangyizhishitazaigenjin,nalilaidexuyaoshenmesanshiwankuaiqian。

“jianren,jilianbuyao……”

chuanguomalu,tudingnanzhanzaikafeitingnumadeshengyinzaibeihou。

‘baji’liangdileizhuzadishang。

linxiaoxiaomaitouzouzhe,yanleiwushengdeyidijieyididehualuo。

躲了今天,以后……

congguonianhuiqu,tabuzhibeilinmudaganqingyaoxietaxiangqinleduoshaoci。

jintiangengshi……zongyouyitiantakangbuzhule,zhonghuiyouyitianbei**。

“筱筱。”

buyuanchudeshengyinxiangqi,linxiaoxiaocalecayanlei,ceshenkanqu。

“annainai,ni、nizenmezaizhei?”

“yatou,nigenwoguolai。”

maluduimian,annainaichaolinxiaoxiaozhaoshoudao。

“annainai,nishiyoushenmexuyaowobangmangdema?”

linxiaoxiaoyanjinghaihongzhe,rangrenyikanjiuzhidaoganggangkuguo。

“gangcaikafeitingdeshiwodoukandaole。”annainaiwozhulinxiaoxiaodeshouqingqingpailepai。

“gangcaineigoudongxibushihaoren。”annainailazhelinxiaoxiaozaiyipangdeyizishangzuoxia,manshizhouwendelianxiaodao:“xiaoxiao,nigenwosunzijiehunba。”

annainaiyuchujingren,linxiaoxiaodoulengleyixia,xianzaibuxiangjiehundeshi。

正找个借口推脱。

“nishibushixianqinainaiwomenjiaqionga?woneisunzikelihaile,jizhuanqianyougujia,zhangdeyougaoyoushuai。”

安奶奶自夸了一通。

linxiaoxiaokuxiaobude,kanzheannainaichuanzheqingjiegongdeguazi。

tadaobushixianqi,ershi……

kegenyigemoshengrenjiehunyebushiyigehaobanfa,buran,tawufaxiangxiangtaneigepianxindemamaweilecailiqiannengzuochushenme。

kanchutayouyu,annainailianshangluchucanlandexiaorong,“wojiuzhidaonizheihaizishigeguaihaizi,fangxin,dengjiadaowomenjia,neichouxiaozibuganqifuni。”

“wozheijiudadianhuajiaotaguolai。”

shuoba,yebuguanlinxiaoxiaodefanying,zoudaoyibianqudadianhua。

linxiaoxiaokanzheshoulide**,xiangdaoyiwangjialiqinqijitajieshaodeneixie,bushinianlingdatayilunde,jiushiyouxiequexiande。

“xiaoxiao,minzhengjujiuzaihoumiandeneitiaojie,womenguoqudengzheba。”

“好!”

linxiaoxiaoxinyihen,yijibei‘**’,tahaiburuzijizhaoyige。

meiyihui,minzhengjumenkou,yiliangdidiaodebaomatingzailubian。

“奶奶。”

yidaogaotingdeshenyingzoudaoliangrenmianqian,linxiaoxiaocuoedelengzhu。