第三章:校园闹剧不断

disanzhang:xiaoyuannaojubuduan

yangguangtouguoshushao,banbodisazaiqinghuadexiaoyuanxiaodaoshang。

wo,linxia,caizheqingkuaidebufa,xinzhongqueyouxietante。zicongzhidaoluchenxuezhangjiushicengjingguliwokaobeidadewangyouhou,wozongjuedexiaoyuanlidemeiyidaomuguangdousihudaizhetanjiuhebagua。

“ai,nitingshuolema?linxiaheluchenxuezhangzhijianhaoxiangyoushenmebukegaorendemimie!”

yigejianruidenvshengzaiwoerbianxiangqi,wozhuanguotou,zhijianjigenvshengzhengjuzaiyiqiqieqiesiyu。

wozhoulezhoumei,jiakuailejiaobu。zheizhongbeiyilundeganjuerangwohenbushufu,dangengrangwotoutengdeshi,luchenxuezhangsihuduicibingbuzaiyi。

tazongshiyiyifutairanziruodezitaichuxianzaiwomianqian,fangfoneixieliuyanfeiyugenbenbucunzaiside。

“linxia,nidengdengwo!”

shenhouchuanlaijicudejiaobusheng,wozhuanguotou,zhijianluchenxuezhangzhengxiangwopaolai。tachuanzhejiandandebaichenshanheniuziku,yangguangsazaitashenshang,rangtakanqilaigengjiayaoyan。

“xuezhang,youshenmeshima?”wotingxiajiaobu,yihuodikanzheta。

luchenxuezhangpaodaowomianqian,weiweichuanzheqi:“wotingshuoyourenzaiyilunwomen?”

tatiaoletiaomei,zuijiaogouqiyimowanweidexiaorong。

wowunaiditanlekouqi:“shia,woyetingdaole。”

“neinizaiyima?”luchenxuezhangturanrenzhendikanzhewowendao。

wolengleyixia,ranhouyaoleyaotou:“qishiwobutaizaiyibierendekanfa,zhiyaowomenzijiqingchushizenmehuishijiuhaole。”

luchenxuezhangxiaole,tadexiaorongxiangyangguangyiyangwennuanermingliang:“woyeshizheimexiangde。zouzijidelu,rangbierenshuoquba!”

jiuzaizheishi,yigelanqiuturancongtianerjiang,zhizhidizaxiangluchenxuezhangdehounaoshao。wojinghuyisheng,xiayishidilazhuletadeshoubei。luchenxuezhangfanyingxunsudizhuanguoshen,yibajiezhulelanqiu。

“sheizheimebuzhangyana!”

luchenxuezhangnuhouyisheng,taitouwangqu。zhijianjigenanshengzhengzhanzaibuyuanchu,yiliantiaoxindikanzhewomen。

“aiya,buhaoyisi,shouhuale。”

qizhongyigenanshengxipixiaoliandishuodao,“luchenxuezhang,buhuilianzheidianxiaowanxiaodoukaibuqiba?”

luchenxuezhanglengxiaoyisheng,songkailewodeshou:“jiranshixiaowanxiao,neijiusuanle。buguoxiacikeyaozhuyidian,biezaibalanqiudangchengnaodailaiza。”

neijigenanshengbeiluchenxuezhangdehuayeleyixia,danhenkuaiyouhuifulexipixiaoliandeyangzi:“zhidaolezhidaole,luchenxuezhangzuidafangyouzuishuaile!”

kanzhetamenlikaidebeiying,worenbuzhuxiaochushenglai。luchenxuezhangyexiaole,tadexiaoronglidaizheyisideyihechongni:“zenmeyang?wochulidehaibucuoba?”

wodianlediantou:“ng,xuezhangweiwu!”ranhouwomenxiangshierxiao,fangfogangcaidexiaochaqubingmeiyouyingxiangdaowomendexinqing。