我妈是个恋爱脑。
xiajiajiwobahaiyangzhewobayijiaren。
wobaquexiantabugouwenlianggongshun。
wonaixiantashengbuchuerzi。
woshuxiantatiebuzijidebugouduo。
zhongyuwomaqingxingguolaitichulihun。
wobahaixiangliyongwodaganqingpaikunzhuwoma。
duiciwozhiyouyijuhua:“buhaoyisi,woxianzaigenwomaxinglin。”
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fangjiahuijiadiyitian,anlilaishuowoyinggaihenkaixin。
danshimenyidakai,wokandaonainaineizhangfanzhebaiyandelianshi,haoxinqingdunshimeileyidaban。
tabuxihuanwoma,liandaizhebuxihuanwo。
meicilaiwojia,bushiyaoqianjiushiyaowomabanshi,zheicishangmenxianglaiyebuliwai。
fanzhuoshangwomareluodijiangwoxihuandecaiwangwowanlijia,xintengdao:“duochidian,doushoule。”
“nalishoule,tashiqudushu,youbushiquxiangfu。doushiniguanzheta,batadouguanhuaile,yidiankudouchibude。xiangwoneigeshihounaliyoutazheimexiangfu。”
wobakaikou,woshiyudunshijianledaban,zheimeduonianletahaishigaibulefanzhuoshangshuojiaodexiguan。
“xianzaitiaojianbuyiyanglema。”womakanletayiyanwunaidao。
wobayijiubuyiburao:“nihaishuo,doushiniguandetazhizhidaotantuxiangle。liangeshudoudubuhao,kaogeshuangfeidiuwodelian。woyaoshiyouzheitiaojianbukaogeqinghuabeidadouxiandiuren。doushinibatayangfeilediuwoderen。”
bijingshiwohuijiadediyitian,womabingbuxianghetafashengzhengzhi,jiangyiwantangduandaotamianqianjiudangjiletatizixia。
wobajiangtangyituilenghengyisheng:“linyueyao,wozhidaonilinjiajiadayeda,nijiajuedeshiwogaopanle,yizhikanbuqiwo。zheixianveryeburunimenlinjiade,shibushigengkanbuqiwomenle。”
“nizaishuoshenmeni,womendoushiyijiaren,naliyoushenmekandeqikanbuqide。sisihaoburongyifangjia,womenbushuozheixie。”
mamagangadidazheyuanchang。
babakanlewoyiyanhoubishangzui,niyiweizheijiuxiaotinglema,nainaihaimeifahuini。
“yaowoshuoa,zheinverjiushiburuerzi。niyaoshiyougeerzia,baozhengnengjinizhengqi。”nainaiyinyangguaiqidishuozhe。
woyanxiazuilidefan,duizhenainaixiaodao:“nainaishuodedui,haishierzizhengqi。tingshuoxiaoshujiadeerzidaleren,buguangbeituixuele,haiyaopeibushaoqianba。zhenshitaizhengqileni。”
“chensiying!zenmegenninainaishuohuade,meidameixiao!youshicongniwaigongjiaxuedehuaixiguanma!”
babamengdibakuaiziyishuainudao。
taxianglairuci,woyoushenmebuhaodedifang,zaitazuiliyidingshizaiwaigongjiaxuehuaile,beiwomajiaohuaile,zhiyuhaodedifangyidingshitadeyouliangjiaodao。
woshenxiyikouqihaixiangduihuiqu,mamalanzhulewo:“nizuozheimejiudecheyeleile,chiwanlejiuhuifangjianxiuxiba。”
wanleyouduiwobashuodao:“taganghuilai,yeshileidaole。jiusuanleba。”
wokanlemamayiyan,tanleyikouqihouzoujinlewoshi。
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shuoqilaihenfengci,dangnianwobakanshangwaigongjiadeqian,shuailechuliannvyoukuxinguyiqulewoma。
xianzaizhangkoubikoujiushishuowaigongyijiakanbuqitamenyijiaren。
haijiwoxinaoshuowaigongyebuxihuanwo,shuotamenjiazhongnanqingnv,bieshuoduiwole。duiwomayebuhao。
shuoshidangshijiushiyinweiwaigongjiadebugongpingdaiyu,mamayiduxianruyiyu。
shitazhaogumamaanweimama,cairangtacongtongnianemengzhongzoulechulai。
keshiwuluntaduiwomamazaihao,waigongyijiajiushikanbuqita,weilebitalikaimamahaihaitadiulegongzuo。
“yaobushiweilenima。woyebuzhiyuhuileqiantu,xiangxianzaizheiyangbeitamenkanbuqi。xianzaihaole,liannimadoujuedewomeichuxikanbuqiwo。”
“nishiwodenver,nikebuyaoxuenitamenzheiyanggouyankanrendi。womenchenjiarencaishinidejiaren,tamenxinglindezhihuikanbuqini。”zheishitachangduiwoshuodehua。
xiaodeshihouwoyebeitazheifanhuahuyouzhu,yiweiwaigongyijiarendoubushishenmehaoren。
zhangdahoucaifaxian,zhongnanqingnvdeshitamenjia,dongbudongkanbuqirendeyeshitamen,erbabaduimamayemeitashuodeneimeshenqing。
waigongjiajiuwomayigedushengnv,duimamahewosuandeshangshijihao。
daoshiwobameishaopianxinwotangdi。
wanshangmeichibao,wotoutoudianlewaimai,toumochumendeshihou,jiezheyuesewojurankandaoyangtaiyoulianggerenying。
dingjingyikanjuranshibabagennainai。
zheimewantalianghaimeishuiganmani?
wozhenghaoqijiutingnainairenzhenuqidao:“zheigexiaotizijializheimeyouqian,jixiaoqiangyidianzenmele?tajiushijianbudewomenjiahao,buxiangrangxiaoqiangjiehun。”
“nijishenme。talinjiadeqianbuchizaoshiwomende。”
“nikeyaoshangdianxin。xiaoqiangkeshiwomenchenjiaweiyidedumiao。douguaixinglindedoubujinishenggeerzi,jixiaoqiangmaifangjiushitadezeren。”
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wobeiliangrendetanhuaqixiao,jianguobuyaoliande,haizhenmeijianguozheimebuyaoliande。