“zhaoyanggege，nixianzaikeshiyixiandageshoulee，chuxihuodongdeshihounengbunengdaishangwoya！”
“zhaoyanggege，duokuinijingchangdaiwochuxianzaidayingmuqian，woxianzaiyesuanshixiaoyoumingqila！”
“zhaoyanggege，aiyarenjiadoushuodinghunyihouzaitongjule，nizenmeneimehoujinie？”
“zhaoyanggege，womashuole，anwomenneibiandexisulai，dinghundehuacailishi300wan，waijiashizhongxinquankuanyitaofang，xiewomingzi。”
“zhaoyanggege，nikeshidanghongmingxing，zheidiancailiduinilaishuokendingmeiyalide，fangzixiewomingzizhuyaoyeshiweileanquangan，nihaikaolvshenmeya？”
“zhaoyang，nidaodishibushizhendeaiwo？duinilaishuo300wancailigenquankuanyitaofangzhendehennanjuezeme，ninandaobuxiangquwo？”
“zhaoyang，nitingwojieshi，tashixingtugongsideyinlezongjian，youziyuanrangwoyiyuechengweiyixiangeshou，womenzhendemeishenme，wobuhuizuoduibuqinideshiqing！”
“zhaoyang，woyoubushiziyuandenichongwohoushenme，dangshiwopinlemingdefankang，shitafeiyao！erqietadoudailenihaiyaowozenyang？”
“lizhaoyang！paokaishishibutannandaonijiumeiyoucuoma？ruguonizaoyidianbawopengdaoyixiandeweizhi，wohuibianchengzheiyangma？cuodebushiwo，ershini！”
“lizhaoyang，niyetaizisileba，woxianzaiziyuanbinihao，nijiuyaodangzhewozhuiqiugenghaoderensheng？”
“lizhaoyang，nilianzheidiancailihefangzidounabuchulai，haixiangquwo？woduinishiwangtouding，fenshouba。”
“lizhaoyang，nishangdangle，meicuo，wojiushiyaohuilenidesangzi，meiletianlaizhiyin，wokanniyihouhairuhezaiyulequanlizu！”
“lizhaoyang，nihaibumingbaima？nidecunzai，dangzhutaiduorendeliyile，xingtuchengnuoguozhiyaobanidesangzinongsha，jiuhuiquanlipengwochengweidangdaigehou！”
“hahahalizhaoyang，niyoushenmezhengjuzhengmingwofanzui？”
“gunyibianqubalizhaoyang，xianzaidewomenyijingbuzaishiyigeshijiederenle，yihounizaixiangjianwo，zhinengtongguodayingmu，daoshiwoyijingshiniyaowangbujidedanghonggehou，zuihouzaihaoxinfengquannizheigelinseguiyiju，nibushiheyinlequanzheiyixing，chenzaogundanba，woyebuzaishixuyaoshenme300wancailidexiaonvshengle！”
“xiongdi，yiqianwomenxingtuwaninibulai，feiyaodangzhewomen，meibanfawomenzhihaorangzhaoshanshanbanisangzihuile，buguoshuozhende，woyiweinimenzaiyiqiyinianduozaojiutongjule，meixiangdaotahaishigechu，tazhendehenwenrou，duile……tahenrun！”
“zhaoshanshan！xingtugongsi！woqunimade！”
“……”
龙国，魔都市。
cuntucunjindedifang，yijian140pingmidetaofangnei。
beiemengjingxingdelizhaoyang，lenghanzhiliu，tayouhuiyiqizheiduanshijiandezaoyu。
genzijizaiyiqiyinianbandenvpengyouzhaoshanshan，daozuihouhuiweileziyuanmingli，buximaishenjixingtugongsideyinlezongjian。
weilezhuiqiugenghaoderensheng，zheiwukehoufei，lizhaoyangyeshuobuleshenme，dadafangfangfenshoujiushile。
keneigeedudenvrenjuranhuotongxingtugongsideyinlezongjianhuidiaozijidetianlaizhiyin！
这就让人很恼火了。
meilezheitianlaibandesangzi，xiangzaiyulequanlizuyishichixinwangxiang。
zhenjiushiyingyanleneijuhua，zuidufurenxin。
jurannazijidangchengqiantudetiaoban，tiaodaogenggaocengciyihouhaobuyouyujiuyijiaotidiao！
qilaidaoleyibeishuihou，lizhaoyangqiangpozijilengjingxialai。
tashiyinianduoyiqianchuanyuedaozheifangpingxingshijiede。
zheigeshijie，yuzijiyuanxiandeshijiewenhuameiyourenhechayi，feiyaoshuoyouchayidehua，yinggaijiushizheifangshijiedewenyufazhanchengduguoyupinji。
wenyuzhilujiuxiangganggangxingqiyiyang，meiyoukuaizhirenkoudejinquyinle，meiyoupaianjiaojuedejingdianyingshi，yemeiyoujingweitianrendeshici……yourubaifeidaixing。
erta，lizhaoyang，chuanyueyihoufaxianzijifeichangyouchanggedetianfu，jiuqianyueleyijiamingjiaowanxiadeyinlegongsi，duanduanbudaoyinianzuoyoujiuchengweinianqinggeshoulimianzuiyouwangjinshenggewangdecunzai。
jiuzaiqianbujiu，neigegaisidedufuhuotongtarenbatasangzihuidiao，shenmejinshenggewang，shenmedanghonggeshou，tongtongbufucunzai！
pingshenmehaorenjiugaisi，huairenhuoqiannian？
zheidaozhitazuijinyiduanshijianshuijuezongshibeiemengjingchuyishenlenghan，erbianzongshiyingraozheneigedufudehuayu。
dakaishouji，lizhaoyangxiangzhaodianxiaoshipinhuanjiexinzhongdenuhuo，faxianshoujihaitingliuzaizhaoshanshandeliaotiankuanglimian。
zuihouyitiaoxiaoxishenzhichuxianlehongsegantanhao。
shangmian，quandoushilizhaoyangjizhaoshanshanzhuanzhangdexiaoxi。
wangshanglajiye，jibendoushi“ng”、“e”、“hao”、“zhidaole”、“kuinihaishidanghongmingxing，nigeqiongguilianjibaiwandoutaobuchulai”zhileidehuifu。
jiuzailizhaoyangqiangzhipingfuneixindenuyishi，wengdeyisheng，shentidouranyizhen。
shuoshichineishikuai，jixiehechengdeshengyinxiangjiyizhiruyiyangchongjizhetadetianlinggai。
“叮！”
“chouyuanlaman！fennulaman！gongxisuzhuchenggongjihuowenyuxitong，kaishibangding……bangdingzhong……bangdingchenggong！”
【姓名】：李昭阳
【年龄】：22
【zhiye】：danghonggeshou（sangziyibeihui）
【shengwang】：wu（suzhufabudezuopinzhiyaorangguanzhongchanshenggezhongxinuailedengsuoyouqingxu，jiunengchixuleijishengwang，shengwangkeyiduihuangezhongyinlebaoxiang）
【wupin】：jinqubaoxiang*1
【ding！suzhushifoudakaijinqubaoxiang？】
“金手指到账了？”
系统虽迟但到！
jinguansangziyoudianshaya，lizhaoyanghaishinanyanxinzhongdexingfen：“dakai！”
qianshishudugezhongdoushishuangwendeta，yijingzuohaolelingqujinshouzhidezhunbei！
【ding！gongxisuzhuchenggongkaiqijinqubaoxiang，huodeyouguangequ《xiaochou》yiqiezhuanyezhishi！】
嗡！
danaozaicizhendong，youguan《xiaochou》zheishougedesuoyouzhuanyezhishi、changfajiqiaodengdeng，rutonggangtieluoyinyiyang，henhenyinkezailizhaoyangnaohai。
“shihongbiandajiangnanbeidexiaochou！”
zheishougekeshizhanhuoguojinqujiangdecunzai，dangnianyijingfabu，chanlianbushaobangdanzhishou。
“keshi……wodesangyinyijing……”
lizhaoyanggangkangfenbudaojimiao，xiangdaozijisangyin，jiusuanjiyishouzhiliangchaozandegequzijiyouyoushenmeyong？
不过……
“neijiuzhuanxingdangyimingciquren！”
lizhaoyangxiaorongzhujianzhengning。
“ding！”gangshuowan，lizhaoyangdegongzuoqunjiuchuanlaileyitiaoqunxiaoxi。
ditouqukan，shiyinlebumendequnxiaoxi。
“@suoyouren：mingzaobadian，suoyouzuoqubuderenzhunshidaohuiyishikaihui，yirenbudelizhaoyangyelai，sheichidaozhijiekoudiaozheigeyuedejiangjin！”
zheishiyinlebumendeyibashousongyuqinzhurenfabude。
wanxiayinlelingyuyigongyousigebumen，zheisigebumendouyousongzhurentongyiguanxia，fenbieshizuoqubu、yirenbu、qianyuebu、xuanchuanbu。
yejinjinzhiyouzheiyitiaoqunxiaoxi，shunjianrangzhenggeyinlebumendegongzuoqunxianrufeitengzhuangtai：
“chidaojiuyaokoudiaojiangjin，shifashengshenmedashilema？”
“si~nibukanxingtufabudeshipintonggao？”
“什么通告？”
“xingtuneibiandezhaoshanshangeshoufabuleyitiaoshipin，zhijierangwomenwanxiaxianrujudadeyulunfengbodangzhong，waijieyaoqiuquanmianfengshazanjiazhaoyang，xianzaizhaoyangsuanshimeiyoufanshendeyudile。”
“shia，songzhurenshangyuedouweizhaoyangliangshendazaoleyigezhuanji，haimeikailunisangzijiuchuxianwenti，yaomianlinjueweiyuejinbushuo，zhiqiansongzhurenhaizaidongshihuimianqianlixiajunlingzhuang，yinlebumenjinnianshibihuinaxiarenyiyigeyuejibangguanjun，nikanzheishinaode。”
“wori，gangkanwanzheitiaotonggao，zanjiazhaoyangshineizhongren？”
“bukeneng，yidingshizhaoshanshanwuxian，renjiazhaoyangsangzidoubeihuile，zenmekenenghuiduizhaoshanshanzuochuneizhongshiqinglai？”
“……”