第1章

woshihehuanzongzheiyidaizuishouchongdexiaoshimei,shengzai22shiji——lingqifusubainianzhihou。

pingrizuiailiaobogedaxiuzhenmenpaidejingyingnanxiu,huodeziyiyoukuaihuo。

zhidaozongmendabineitian,woyujianlexiewuwang——diyizongmendeshouxidadizi。

tatianshengjiangu,xiudequeshitaishangwangqingdewuqingdao。

woduitayijianqingxin,congcitianshangyutang,jieshuhaihoushengya。

rangziyuan,songlingbao,shenzhishemingxiangjiu,wodouganzhiruyi。

kewodefuchuquezhihuanlailetadehengmeilengdui:“woyixinzhitanfeisheng,bujiangqingai。”

woyiweitaduisheidouzheiyangbingleng。

zhidaoneitianzhengduobingdijinlian,woqinyankanjiantaweitaxiaoshimeipolichushou,shenzhibuxishangwotongmen,wocaizhongyudongle。

tabushiwuqing,shizhiduiwowuqing。

wuqingdaojingrucixuanmiao,neiwoyexiuxiuyouruhe?

zheifeishengzhilu,yegailundaowole。

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xinkoujuliedejiaotongzhong,wotieshendaizhedexianglianturanfatang,zhuoshaozhewodexinkou。

zheishimuqinliujiwodeweiyiyiwu。

yanqianyizhenxuanyunganchuanlai,zaicizhengkaiyan,yishenchuhuanxiangzhizhong。

wojingkandaolewoneizaoyihunfeiyinmiedema!

“youyou,mamazhongyudengdaolenicanwudezheiyitian。”

我妈的虚影谓叹。

“wozhidaonikendingkunhuowoweihehuichuxianzaizheili,yinweizheixianglianzhongyouwoliuxiadechuancheng,woluoshiyimaishitianshengxiulianwuqingdaodeqicai。”

“shiduonianqianwobeinifuqinsuoshang,xinhuiyilengzhihou,canwulewuqingdao,deyifeisheng。”

“jinrizhongyudengdaonikaiqiaowudao!nidingyaozhanduanwuyongdeganqing,lairibinengfeisheng,mamadengni!”

budengwokaikou,tashunjianhuaweiyidaojinguangcuanruwodexinkou。

yiguhuorankailangdedunwugan,shunjiancongwodexinkoumanyanzhiwodesizhibaihai。

fangcaibeiqingsuokundeshanggan,jingqijibanhuanhexuduo。

yizhongqiansuoweiyoudelengjingyuzichizhangkongzhewodexinshen。

wozhujianconghuanxiangzhongtuolichulai,yuanlai……zheijiushixiewuwangkouzhongdewuqingdao。

huidaoxianshi,xiewuwangchijianerli,jiangsuwanrouhuzaishenhou。

talengyankanwo,yuqizhongdaizhejinggao:“sushimeiyijingzhaixiabingdijinlian,niruoshihaiganchushou,bieguaiwoduiniyebukeqi。”

huanzuoshiyiqian,wokendingxinrudaojiao。

danshixianzai,wochuwuwuqingdao,cengyintaerqidefenluanxinxu,yeruchaoshuibantunqu。

fangcai,bingdijinlianhengkongchushi,zhongrenfengyongershangqiangduo。

hunluanzhongwotixiewuwangdangxiayijitouxi,huitouxiangzaiquzhaijinlianshi,quekandaoxiewuwanghuzhetadexiaoshimeifeidaolejinlianpang。

woshenshouquzhua,quebuxiang,xiewuwangyidaoqianghandejianqihaobuliuqingdichaowomianmenxilai。

zuizhong,bingdijinlianbeixiewuwangdexiaoshimeiqingsongzhaiqu,erwozebeitadeyijijianqidahuileanshang。

zuojianbanghaizaichuanlaijutong,shiwoduobibuji,yingshengshengaixiade。

dashijiekanzhewoshenchuxuejidezuozhanfu,tiwobufen:“xiewuwang,nihundan!”