003:宣战,徐震东,你别后悔

xuzaibeibeidaleyibazhang,lianshangchuxianleshouzhiyin,yegenlequyiyuan。

jialijiushengxiaxuzhendonggenlianggeyongren。

linshugenxumashangliangleyixia,haishijuedingbaxumunanbianchengzhengchangrendeshigaosuxuzhendong。

xuzhendongshenshaojujia,taduixumunandeshanghaishizuishaode。

“laoye,womenyoujianshixianggennishuo。”

xuzhendongzheihuitouteng,zhengxiangzhezenmehaohaojiaoxunneigesiyatou:“shuoba。”

linguanjiabaxumatuilechuqu,rangtaqinzishuo。

“laoye,shizheiyangde,”xumakanzhetayinchendelian,xiaoxinyiyikaikou,“sanxiaojietahaoxiang,”

meidengrenbahuashuowan,xuzhendongjiuzhoumei:“tayouzenmele?”

weilejiuren,xumaguqiyongqijixushuo:“sanxiaojietahaoxiangbianchengzhengchangrenle,bushishazile。”

xuzhendong:“……”tayansudewen,“nizaikaishenmewanxiaoma?”

zheishihou,linshuyezhanchulaishuohua:“laoye,shizhende,sanxiaojiezhendebianzhengchangle,buxinnikeyiqukankan。”

xuzhendongyijiubuxin:“zhengchangrenhuinadaokanren?”

都说了她没砍人!

xumabufangqi:“laoye,niqukankansanxiaojieba,tazhendebushishazile。”

xuzhendongzheixieniansuishuohenshaohuijia,danhaizimendeshiqingtahaishihenshangxinde,zhishitaconglaimeiyouguanzhuguoxumunan,yinweitashigeshazi,tingbudongrenhua,tajuedeyouchiyouheyouchuangongzhetajiuxingle。

xuzhendongxianglexiang,zhanqishen,fanzhengtayeyaoqujiaoxunta。

laidaogouwuqian,tamingxianbeihedao:“zheibushigoushuijuededifangma?tazailimian?”

“shide,meicisanxiaojieretaitaihuozheqitashaoyexiaojiebugaoxing,douhuibeiguandaozheili。”linshushuozhe,bianwanxiayaodakaigouwudemen,“laoyenishishaohuijia,suoyibuzhidao。”

xuzhendongqueshibuzhidao,tameicihuilaidoumeiyoukandaozheigenver,yiweitashipajianrenduozaifangjianli。

meixiangdao,xiejinzhengenneijigehaizijingranzaizuozheizhongshi。

erqiezheilidechouweitaiexinle,tayigedananrendoushoubule:“barendaidaoketinglai。”

xumunanbeichanfuzhelaidaoxuzhendongmianqian。tamanlianshixue,yishangpolan,shuangmouquefengmangbilu,kantashi,xiangzaikanchouren。

xuzhendonggentaduishangshixiandeyichanei,yiguhanqicongjiaodibancuandaotianlinggai,buhanerli,zheiyangdeyanshen,queshibuxiangshazi。tawen:“xumashuonibushale,nizijizhidaoma?”

“zhongyaoma?”xumunanjieguoxumadiguolaidezhijin,calecalian。tahaoxiangliuxueliuxiguanle,shentisuiranshou,yingyangbuliang,dankangda,“xuzhendong,woduinimenquanjiarenzhiyouhen,nishiqudehua,jiufanglewo。”

gangcaizaigouwulishitajiuxianghaole,buguanshifuchouhaishizhongxinkaishizijiderensheng,tadouyaoxianlikaizheigeguidifang。

zheibangrengenbenbuhuifangguota,buguantashibushishazi。

yinweimuqiantahaibugouqiangda,doubuguo。

xuzhendongwufalijieyanxiafashengdeshiqing,dantashitadenver,tajiuyouzerenguan,hekuangxianzaitadoubushishazile:“nicaishiqisui,wofangleni,niqunali?”

buzhidaoshibushixueliutaiduole,xumunanjuedekouke,tatianlexiachun:“buyongniguan,fanzhengniyemeiguanguo。”

xuzhendonglengzhu,xintoufanqiyizhensuanchu,duizheigenver,taqueshimeiyoujindaozuofuqindeyiwugenzeren。

“wobukenengbuguanni,xumunan,nibujinjinshiwonver,nihaishixujiaren,ruguorangwairenzhidaowobazijidenverganchuqu,neiwoxuzhendongdemianzihezai?”

yuanlai,shiweilemianzia!

xumunanshaoweiwanxiayao,lajinjulikanyanqiannanrendelian,pingjingdexiangtaxuanzhan:“yekeyi,niburangwozou,wojiuyitiandayidunnideneijigebaobeihaizi,fanzhengwolanmingyitiao,bupasi。”

xuzhendongbujie:“tamenshinimendexiongdijiemei,nijiuneimetaoyantamen?”

“徐妈。”

turanbeicuedaodexumaliketingzhilebei:“zai。”

xumunanlandejieshi:“nigaosuzheiweixuzhendongxiansheng,woweishenmeyaoxihuantamen?”

xuma:“zhei,zhei……”

xuzhendongkanxiangxuma:“shuoba,daodifashengleshenmeshi?”

zaiyipangdelinshuzouguolai,yifushisiruguideyangzi:“laoye,youjijuhua,wobuzhidaogaibugaishuo?”

“说。”

“shizheiyangde,”deleyunxu,linshudedanzidaleqilai,“nibuzaijianibuzhidao,sanxiaojieguodegenbenbushirendeshenghuo,tashenzhimeiyouzijidechuang,shuideshigouwo,tiantianchishengcai,haiyaobeirendangxiaoqiandewanju,youshihouhai——”

xuzhendongturandaduanta:“youzhengjuma?”

“nihaiyaozhengju?”xumunanbeiqixiaole,“nideyisishimeiyouzhengju,neixieshijiumeifashengguo?nishijingchahaishifaguan?”

tashuangbeidakai,yuandizhuanleyiquan:“nikankanwo,nijuedewoshiguyibazijinongchengzheiyangde?”

xuzhendongbeiyeleyixia,lianseyuefanankan:“wobushizheigeyisi,woshiyijiazhizhu,bunengpiantanrenheyigeren,youzhengjudehuawohaochuli。”

xumunandui:“nihaizhenshifaguana。”

xianglexiang,tabaibaishou,“suanle,nijiudangwotianshengjiuexinnimen,zongzhi,niburangwozou,wojiubanimenxujiaxianle。”

dangran,zheixiehuadoushitafangdedahua,xujiazheibangnvedaikuangdexinhenshoulabushizhengchangrennengbide,ruguotamenhoumianlianheqilaiduifuta,tayingbule,xianzaizhinengxianzheiyangkonghe。

“xumunan,nihaiweichengnian,”xuzhendongnieleniemeixin,baichuzhangbeidejiashi,yuqiqiangying,“jibianworangnizou,nidehukouyehaizaiwoxujiazhei,jiuhaishiwoxujiaren,zhiyaoniyitianshiwoxuzhendongdehaizi,jiubiexiangchuqujiwodiuren。”

xumunantaijiaotidiaochajishangdebeizi:“hao,zheihuashinishuode,xuzhendong,nibiehouhui。”

wanshangchifanshijian,xiejinzhengenjigehaizihuilaile。

jirenjinwujiukandaoxumunanzuozaicantingneibianchifan,tashenshangbujinhuanlexindeyifu,toushangdeshangkouyechulihaole。

xiejinzhenchongguoqufapiqi,dashengzewenyezaichifandexuzhendong:“tazenmezaizheili?”

xuzainantuizhelunyishangdexumudong,xuzaibeifuzhexumuxiyiqiguoquzuoxia。

sigeren,bazhiyanjinghenzhengqidedengxiangxumunan。

takandoubukantamenyiyan,chizijide。

“xuzhendong,woshirangnijiaoxunta,nizenmehairangtashangzhuochifanle?”xiejinzhenshenshouquzhuaixumunan,“nijiwoqilai,gunquwaimian,jintianwofeidehaohaojiaoxunjiaoxunni。”

beitazheimeyiche,xumunanwanlidetangshuipodaoleshoushang。

tahenhenzhoumei,qishendetongshi,zhuaqiwankoudaoxiejinzhenlianshang。

shengyudetangshuiquanbujiaoleshangqu,tangdetawawadajiao:“aa——”

“妈,你没事吧?”

“妈……”

xuzhendongpaizhuoerqi,zhengyaofanu,xumunansonglesongjianshuo:“kanba,shitaxianrewode。”

“……”