第一章难堪
「ningjiadangnianzaishenzongduzuiluoposhituihun，youjimangdinghun，jieguohaimeijiaguoqu，fujiaxianmeile。rujinningtaifuxiayu，ningjianvlangpashihuidechuixiongdunzuba？hahahaha！」
shuohuaderenshijingzhongyoumingdewankuzidi，cuisheng。
erwojiushitakouzhongdeningjianvlang，ningyi。
yuanbenhaizaitanxiaozhongdeshenyantinglexialai，yiyanbufadekanzhewo。
rujinwoyutayisinianweijian，zaijianshiwoqueshidaizhemudezhuanchengerlai。
shenzhiliantiezidoushiqiulexieshisanlangnadaoshoude。
jibianwoyishuangshinianhua，buzaiyaoqingminglieshang，haishihouzhelianpilaile。
wufeishiweiwodiedieyishixiangqiutagaotaiguishou。
sheiyemeiliaodaoshirujinzheimegechangjing。
不。
yexucongwojuedingtuihunkaishi，wojiuliaodaole。
zhishicongqianbujuedeyoushenmenanyimiandui。
rujinzhenshimianlinzhezheizhongzhuangkuang，caihuangranfajueyiqiedourucilingrenbuzhisuocuo。
yuanbenrenaodeshengyinanjingleyishun，gangadefenweilingzaichangderendouganjuehunshenbuzizai。
woanzinaonuneigenaoshidewankuzidi，yaoyaduanzhejiubeizhanqishen。
「congqiandeshi，shiningjiadecuo，haiwangshenzongdukuanshu。」shuozhe，budengshenyanzuofanying，wobianxianxingjiangjiuhexia。
shenyanjiuneimekanzhewohexia，bingmeiyouzuzhi，yemeiyoutaiqijiubei。
zhouweiderenkaishiqieqiesiyu。
buxuyaoqutingtamenshuoleshenmewodounengcaidaogedagai。
wufeiweiraozhedejiushizijicongqianruhepaoqishenyan，xianzaiyouhouzhelianpibuyaoliandecoushanglai。
wokanzhetalengdanshulidemeiyan，gangadefenweirangwogandaobuzhisuocuo，jihukuaiyaochengbuzhudixiangyaotaolizheigedifang。
ningjianvlangheshishouguozheibandaiyu？
kewoxianglexiangnianmaidediedie，qiangchengzhebukenbaxiu。shenyanbushuohua，pangrenkaishidouganjuedaobushi，zhiyouneiweitoutiedewankuzidishenseziruo。
wokuxiaozhenaqijiuhujizijizhenjiu，dasuanhedaoshenyanmanyiweizhi。
「wotongningnvlang，congqianyouguoshenmema？」
沈堰突然开口。
wodunleyixia，kuchumanyanshanglai，yanleishunjianxuman。
yishidaozijihaichuzaiyanxishang，woqiangrenzhekuyi，zhuangzuoruowuqishideyangzishuodao：「shiningyitangtule，shenzongduzenmehuihewozheimeyigejuyuhouzhaidenvlangyoushenmeguanxi。」
shenyantinghousihugengshengqile，haixiangzaishuoshenme，quebeiyidaoqinglengdeshengyindaduan。
「shenzongduzuoweiqianqianjunzi，hekuweinanyigexiaoxiaonvlang？」
xieyuzhizoujinlaishidaizhehanqi，zhoushenquesanfazhewenrundeqixi，zhongrenfenfenqishenxiangying。
连沈堰都起身作揖。
jingchengxieshi，zoudaonaerdoushizhongxingpengyue，hekuangrujinxieshizidizhanlechaotingdabanzhiwei。
xieshisanlangyoushishiwusuibianliuyuanjidi，mingmantianxia。
tamenweishangqugongweizhexieyuzhi，quegechanxinsi，sheidouzhidaoxieshisanlangcengyanwuxinshituzhihoubianjihucongbucanyurenheyanxi。
xieyuzhibuxirenduocaozadedifang，quehainengdanranchuzhi，kejianrennaiduyeshijigaode。
wofangxiajiubei，quemeicoushangqianqu。
yuanyuanqiaojiantayongyanshenshiyiwolikai。
woyezhidaocikewufazaishenyanneiliqiudeshenmejieguo，zhinengganjidichaotadiantoushiyi，ranhouchenjilixi。
「nvlang，nizenmechulaile？yanhuizheimekuaijiujieshulema？」qiuhejianwochulai，lianmangjiwopishangdachang，youwangwohuailisailegetangbozi。
「meiyou，ruobushixiesangejiejiuwo，kenengjinribuhaotuoshen。」
wotanlekouqi，hanfengchuidewojiuqisanledaban，renbuzhuhouhuigangcaimeiyouliuxia。
gangayouruhe，nengjiudiediecaishizuizhongyaode。
「shenzongdukeshiweinannvlangle？yaonubishuo，xiesanlanghuoxuhaiyoubanfani，waimianbudoushuotazuzhiduomouma？takenzhuanchenglaijiunvlang，huoxuyekentizanmenchuchuzhuyibushi？」qiuhesuisuinianzhe，tabumanshenyanyijiu。