yeshenrenjing，nvshengsushelouxiadecaopingshang，juguangdengrucuicandexingmangsaluo，zhongyangjingjingdishuzheyijiagangqin，zaiyesezhongsanfazhedutedeyishuqixi。
“王哥准备好了！”
yimingxiaodiqichuanyuyudipaoleguolai，lianshangdaizhexiexuxingfenyuqidai。
“zhunbeihaole，neijiukaishiba！”
wanghaojingxindijiangtoufashudeyisibugou，wanrudarenmoyang，jiaotazengliangdepixie，zhuangzhongdililelizijilingkouneijingzhidehudiejie，suihouxiaosadijiangshenhoudeyanweifuyishuai，daizhezuozuoeryoukeyiyingzaochudeyouyazitaizuozailegangqinqian。
taweiweizhuantou，duizhenvshengsusheloudemougefangjian，yongjinquanshenliqidahanleyiju：
“yaoyao，jinwanwoweiniyanzoudeshi《yongbufangqideai》！”
蹦蹦蹦！砰砰砰～！
chaneijian，yizhenyoumeidexuanlvrulingdongdejinglingzaiyekongzhonghuidangkailai。
yucitongshi，zai303haoqinshili，chuanlailejishengnvziqingcuidexixiaosheng。
“yaya，niguoquhesuchenzhendeshichuzhongtongxuema？”
“zhenshitaibukesiyile。”
“mingmingdoushitongbantongxue，keweishenmerenjiadouyijingshidaerxuezhangle，womencaigangdayiruxueni？”
xiongdimenxihuandenvrenciketanlundequebushita。
zaixiangqimimandeqinshidangzhong，linyayaganggangcongyushizhonghuanhuanzouchu，wanruchushuifurong。haoguimizhangxiaoyujiulikexiangzhihuopodexiaotuziyibanhaoqidiweileguolai。taneishuangxiaolubanqingchundedayanjingzhongshanshuozhechiredehaoqishencai，kanqilaiduiweihecengjinghesuchenzuoguochuzhongtongxuedelinyayaxianzaibianchenglesuchendexuemeizheijianshi，chongmanletanjiudeyuwang。
“zhangxiaoyu，kannizheimehaoqi，nanbuchengshixihuanshangrenjiale！”linyayamianduihaoguimidezhuiwen，daizhediaokandeyiweixiaoleyiju。
“na...nayou！”zhangxiaoyulianshangdunshifanqiyimohongyun，rutongtianbiandewanxia，lianmangbaishoujieshidao：“wozhishihaoqi。”
“tiandixiazenmehuiyouzheimeqiaodeshiqing，niheyaoyaojingranfenbieshirenjiadechuzhongtongxuehegaozhongtongxue，xianzaishangledaxuejingranhaidouzaiyiqi，zheiweimianyetaiqiaoleba。”
zhangxiaoyuyanzhonglianyishandong，neiboguanglinlindeyanmouzhongtouluchutashizhendeduizheijianshihaoqidaolejidian，shuochuzheijuhuadeshihouhaibuwangzhuantouwangxiangyipangdeyaoyaoqueren。
limengyaoshenzheyishenjianyuedebaisesichoushuiqun，jingjingdizhanzaiyipang，shuangshoubaohuai，taneiqinglengdeqizhiyouruyiduozaihandongzhongshengkaidexuelianhua，qinglituosu，yishiduli。
tamenyeshigangfaxianzheijianqimiaodeshiqing。zaisuchenhelinyayaxiangyuhou，tamencaijingjue，yuanlaizuoweitongqinshideshiyou，congbutongxuexiaokaorujiangnandaxuedetamen，jingranzaizheigexuexiaodouyouzhetongyangyigerenshidenantongxuezai。yigechuzhong，yigegaozhong。
erqiezuirangzhangxiaoyugandaohaoqibuyi、renbuzhuxiangyaoshenrulejiedeshi，tongguotabuduandizhuiwen，tafaxiantongyangshiduiyusuchendemiaoshu，linyayaheyaoyaodemiaoshuqueshijieranbutong。
zailimengyaodemiaoshuzhong，gaozhongshiqidesuchenjiuzhishiyigepuputongtongzuozaihoupaichuanghubiananjingeryouyouyudemeinanzi，wanruyifudanyadeshuimohua，sanfazhedandandeyoushangyujingmi。erzailinyayademiaoshuzhong，chuzhongshiqidesuchen，queshiyigeweileaiqingnenggouwusuogujidechunaizhanshi，chongmanlerexueyu**。
zheilianggeshijianduandejudafancha，zhenderangtaduizheiweishangjiegaokaoquanguozhuangyuanlangzaichuzhongshiqidaodijinglileshenmecaibianchenggaozhongshideyouyumeinanzi，jineryouchengweilexianzaijiangnandaxuejinyuxinanshenbangshouzheijianshi，chongmanlewujindehaoqi。zheizhongshiqingbieshuozhangxiaoyuhaoqile，lianyipangxingziyouxieqinglengdeqianjinda**limengyaodourenbuzhutoulailehaoqidemuguang，neimuguangzhongfangfozangzhewushuxiangyaotanxundemimi。
啪啪啪。
linyayazuozaijingqian，qingqingpaidazhelianshanghuanendejifu，yibianrangshuirujinghuanenggouchongfenxishou。zhihou，tanaqiyipangdemeirongmianmozhengzhunbeitieshangqushi。
“哎呀！”
“雅雅你先别弄了”
“kuaishuoma！wodouyaojisile！”zhangxiaoyuyixiazibaozhulelinyayadeshou，rutongsajiaodehaitongyibanyaohuangleqilai。
“好吧好吧”
“nidengwofushangzheicengmianmojiushuo”naibuzhuzhangxiaoyuzheibanjiuchandelinyaya，bashoucongzhangxiaoyuhuaizhongqingqingchouchu，youyadigaishangleyicengmeirongmianmohouzheicaizhuanguotoushuodao：
“jutishishenmeyuanyinwobuqingchu，danwoxiangsuchendexinggezhisuoyifashengxianzaizheimedadebianhua，yinggaishiheneigenvrenyouguan。”
“nayinian，womendixiuzhongxuelaileweizhuanxiaosheng...”
linyayaxuxuertan，shengyinqingcuiyueer，fangruoshanjiandeqingquanliutang，yishuangwumeidexinghuayanjianjianxianruleshenshendezhuiyizhizhong。
bansuizhechuangwai《yongbufangqideai》degangqinqu，zhangxiaoyuhelimengyaodouquanshenguanzhudizaizixiqingtingzhelinyayajiangsuchenzaichuzhongshifashengdeneijianshiweiweidaolai。
“呜呜呜！”
“原来是这样。”
“meixiangdao，jingranfashenglezheizhongshiqing，guaibudedaoyuyaoyaoxiangyudeshihou，suchenbiandeneimeyouyu....”tingwanlesuchenchuzhongshiqideneijianshihou，zhangxiaoyuyankuangweiweifanhong，taqingqingdicalecayanjiaodeleihua，sihubeishenshendigandongdaole，yanshenzhongmanshixintengyulianxi。
zaiyaoyandedengguangxia，linyayabolangpengsongdezhangfasanfazhejiuhongsedemirenguangcai。tahuanhuandijiangmianmocongliandanshangjiexia，shuowanzheixiehouyepoyouganchu，suiranguoqulezheimeduonian，tayebuzaishiguoqudanchundeziji，danxianzaikanlaizheijianshihaishiweitadailailejiweishenkedeyinxiang，fangfoneishiyiduanjuankezaisuiyuezhanghezhongdenanwangpianzhang。
dengdengdeng！kangkangkang！palapala！
“哦哦哦！！”
“王哥牛逼！！”
“wanggezhenbukuishiconghaiwaimingxiaojinxiuguode，zhenshihaoyoumeidequdiao！”
“jianzhishitianlaia~~！”
“《yongbufangqideai》rucirangrengandongdegushi，xiangbimengyaonvshentingdaohou，yidinghuibeiwanggedadongdeba！”shijianqiaoranliushi，buzhibujuejian，louxiagangqinquyejinrule**shouweijieduan，yiquzhongle，wanghaoshenbiandejimingxiaodidangjixingfendiguzhangkuanghulechulai，gezhongayufengchengdepaimazhiyanruchaoshuibanpumianerlai。
wanghaoyeshiyilianaorandiconggangqinqianzhanqi，zaicizhenglileyixiazijilingkoudehongsehudiejiehou，zuijiaoxianqiyimozixinmanmandexiaorong，muguangchirediwangxiangsanloudechuangkou。
“mengyaobuzhiniyoumeiyoubeiwodadongni？”
zuilisuishiwenju，danwanghaodebiaoqingzaoyijiangtaxinzhongdezhenshixiangfabaoluwuyi，bijingtakeshiconghaiwaiyoumingdeyinledaxueguilai，duiyuzijideyinlezaoyiyujishu，tayouzhejinhuzifudezixin。buyongxiangyezhidao，zaizijizheishou《yongbufangqideai》deshenqingyanzouxia，limengyaoxianzaikenengdouyijingbeidadongdereleiyingkuangle。shuobudingxiayimiao，limengyaojiuhuirutasuoyuandichuxianzaiyangtai，ranhoufeipuerlai，tourutawanghaodehuaizhong。
“哼哼哼！”
xiangzhezheimeihaodeyimu，wanghaobujindeyidixiaolechulai，tamuguangjinjindidingzhechuangkou，sihushizaijiaojididengdaizijixiangxiangzhongdeneiyimumenghuanchangjingdechuxian。
raner，kexideshi...
“yaoyaonishuonimenshitongzhuo，suchenneimeshuai，nigaozhongshiyoumeiyouxihuanguota？”
sushenei，gandongwanhoudezhangxiaoyuyoukaishiruxiaomaquebanjijizhazhadibaguaqileqitafangmiandeshiqing，tatoutoudichuolechuolimengyaodexiyao，lianshangdaizheyifuxiangyaoyimuchiguademoyang，yanzhongshanshuozhexingfendeguangmang，pobujidaidixiangyaowajuechugengduodemimiyugushi。