第1章
“啊！！”
cierdejianjiaoshengzhaxiangzaichenqierpan，zhengkaishuangyan，chenqikandaozijitangzaichuangshang，shenchuzaiyizuoguseguxiangdefangjianzhizhong。
jianjiaoshengdezhurencikejiutangzaichenqishenpang，enaduozideshenzizhichuanzheyitiaodudou，chunguangmanmiao，neizhangjueseqingchengdelianjiazhishangbumanlefennuyujingkong，tahenhenyijiaojiangchenqichuaixialechuang！
chenqiyilianmengbi，danaoyizhencitong，fanyongchumimimamadejiyi！
chenqilaizixiandai，congxiaojiajingpinhan，xiguowanbanguozhuan，dangguobingkangguoqiang，congmingxiaobiyehoukaishichuangye，fendoushinianzhongchengyiwanfuweng。
keyichangyiwai，rangchenqiqingjiadangchan，zuizhongyijuebuzhen，yiyuerzhong。
“liuhuangzi，nijingranshizheiyangderen！”
chuangshangdeguniangxunsuchuanshangyifu，erhounuqichongchongzouxiangchenqi。
danaoyizhencitong，wushudejiyifanyongerlai！
zheilishidayandiguo，hehuaxiagudaijihumeiyouqubie，eryuanzhuyuchenqitongmingtongxing，shidangchaoliuhuangzi！
yuanzhucongxiaonaodaijiubulingguang，basuilecaihuijianghua，tianshengshenli，xinggefengfengdiandian。
“zhaozhaozhao，zhaojiangjun，niyaoganma？！”
chenqimofangzheyuanzhuyubendezitai，guzuojinghuangshicuodao。
zheiweijueseguniangmingjiaozhaoluoying，shidayandiyimeinv，fuqinrongmayishenglixiabushizhigong，beifengweidayandiyiweiyixingwang！
“woyaofeilenizheikuangtu！”
zhaoluoyingwanmeijichenglefuqindeyingwu，congxiaowuligaoqiang，lvlinghongyingjunzaizhanchangshangsuoxiangpimi。
tayigejianbuchongxiangchenqi，bianshiyigehenhendeduanzijuesunjiao！
嘶！
chenqidunshidaoxiyikouliangqi，yuanzhuqiangdadeshentisuzhi，rangchenqikuaisuzuochufanying，ceshenyishan，zheiyijiaojinjincazhechenqidebiyihuaguo！
chenqiyibazhuazhuzhaoluoyingtingliuzaikongzhongdejiaohuai，tagubudexinshangqunxiafengguang，jidao：“zhaojiangjun，weishayaodawo？”
“nichuangrufangzhongyuwotongchuanggongzhen，wodadejiushinizheigeselang！”
zhaoluoyingshuowan，shouhuijiaolai，erhouhenhenyiquanzaxiangchenqi！
suishuoyuanzhuyishengmanli，danchenqibijingbuxiangheyigenvhaizijijiao，genghekuanghaishizheiyangyiweiqingguoqingchengdemeinvzi。
chenqixianghoutuiqu，zhaoluoyingquebubujinbi，henkuaibianjiangchenqibidaoqiangjiaoshang，tuiwuketui！
“**，找死！”
zhaoluoyingshichuchinaideliqihongchuyiquan，chenqizhenggerenyehuole，yibapudaolezhaoluoying。
daozaidishang，zhaoluoyinghaibulaoshi，henhenyiquanzaqu！
“zhaojiangjun，nizaizheiyangwokeyaojiaoxunnile！”
chenqijinjinwozhuzhaoluoyingshuangquan，zheiweipiqibaozaodenvjiangjunjingranhenhenyigetouchuizaxiangchenqi！
chenqijimangxianghouyangqu，duoguolezhaoluoyingdetouchui，quemeiduoguolieyanhongchun。
啪叽，嘴唇还挺润。
“ni，ni......”
zhaoluoyingyankanzijishichuhunshenjieshudoushoushibudaochenqi，yenule，jingshihenhenyikouchaozhechenqidebiziyaoqu！
“你属狗的吗？！”
chenqiguanjianshikejimangqishenxianghoutuiqu，zheicaiduoguobizibeiyaozhongdeming，zheishihouzhaoluoyingyexunsuqishen，yankanzheyouyaochaozijifaqigongshi，chenqizaiyerenwukeren。
tayibakangqizhaoluoyingrengzaichuangshang，zhenggerenyazaitashenshang，duizhuntatingqiaodejiaotunjiushihenhenyigebazhang！
“wohaodaiyeshitangtangliuhuangzi，nijingganbufenqinghongzaobaijiudawo，gaida！”
jiezhe，chenqizaidupaixiayigebazhang：“duinibaibanrongren，nijingduoduobiren，gaida！”
shuowan，chenqiyoushiyigebazhangpaixia。
“这一巴掌呢？”
zheisangebazhangzhijiedamenglezhaoluoying。
“额......”
chenqixiangbuchuliyou：“baoqian，shougantaihaole。”
“chenqi，nizhei**！”
zhaoluoyingnuhuochongtian，pushangqubianyaohechenqisidou。
“zhaojiangjun，nikeshuixingle？”
zheishi，menwaichuanlaiyidaoshengyin，suihouyiweishenzhemangpao，wenweneryadehuangzizoulejinlai，kandaozheiyimushitadunshiliansedabian：“laoliu，ni，nijingranqifuzhaojiangjun？！”
“sihuangzi，nilaidezhenghao，zhuwonaxiazheikuangtu！”
赵洛樱急道。
“laoliu，susutingshou！zhaojiangjundefuqinhegegezhansishachang，fuhuangduizhaojiangjunneishibiduigongzhuhaiyaochongai，caiyaozhaojiangjunbanruhuanggong，meixiangdaonizheiniezhangjingrandianwulezhaojiangjundeqingbai，ni，nizhenshisangjintianlianga！”
sihuangzichenhangfachutongxinjishoudexunchi。
chenqicishiquelengzhule，tahuixiangqilai，zuoyeyuanzhuyaohuizijigongdiandeshihou，turanbeichenhanglanzhu，yaoqingyuanzhuhejibei，suihouyuanzhujiubushengrenshile！
“老四，你害我！”
xiangdaozhei，chenqiyibachongxiangchenhangjiushiyijiduanzijuesunjiao！
“啊！！”
yidaosixinliefei，wanrushazhubandecanjiaodunshixiangcheyunxiao！
“laosi，shibushini，shibushinibawoguanzuileranhourengdaoluoyingguniangchuangshang？！”
napachenhangmanliantongku，kuaiyaohunsiguoqu，chenqirengjiubufangguota，yiquanyouyiquanganzaitashenshang，chuidechenhanglianliancanjiao！
“laoliu，nihushuoshenme，sigezenmekenenghuihaini！”
“laoliu，kuaizhushou，fuhuangzhidaoyihoubuhuirangnihaoguode！”
“laoliu，shishishi，shisigehaini，sigezhidaocuolenikuaizhushou！”
zaichenqikuangfengbaoyudequantouxia，chenhangzhongyushuochuzhenxiang。
“sihuangzi，yuanlaishini......”
zhaoluoyingzhengzhengdelengzaiyuandi。
“sige，wokeshinididia，niweishayaohaiwo！”
kenapachenhangyijingjiaodai，chenqirengjiubufangguota，zheijiahuopingrilimeishaoqifuziji，rujinyoujihuiziranyaohenhenbaochouhuiqu！
“陛下到——”
zhitingtaijianyishenggaochang，erhouyiweishenzhelongpao，qiyubufandenanrenzoulejinlai。
“nizi，haibuzhushou！”
yankanchenhangbeidadaoshiniaoqifei，yandileitingbaonudeshengyinxiangchegongdian。
“啊？”
chenqiliketingshou，lianshangfuxianchuruozhiertongbandedaizhichunzhenshenqing：“erchen，erchencanjianfuhuang！”
“laosi，nizenmelelaosi！”
gensuiyandiyiqilaidesanhuangzichenjunkandaozheiyimu，jimangchongshangqianchanfuqilechenhang：“laosi，congxiaodaodafuhuanghemufeikedoushebudezheiyangdani，zaoniea！”
“nizi，zhensanlingwushenbudecanhaixiongdi，nishiyidianyemeiyoutingjinqu！”
yandirenwukeren，lunyuangeboduizhunchenqibianyaohenhenshanxiayigeerguang！
“fuhuang，erchenzhicuo，fuhuangruguoyaoshaerchen，yebuyaokanerchendenaodai，buran，burandaoledifu，niangjiuzhaobudaoerchenle！”