第3章

wangxingzhangzhisaoleyiyan,biankanxiangfanjiantama,tuziqingxi:「zheishidaezhipiao,ruguoniyaoduifu,detiqiandianhuayuyue。」

一桌子人齐齐一震。

fanjianwaipoannabuzhu:「nideyisishizheizhipiaoshizhende?」

fanjianjiumayedao:「wangxingzhangninzixikankan,tayigexiaogunianglianmingpaihuodouchuanbuqi,zenmekenengsuibianjiukaiwubaiwandezhipiaoni。」

wangxingzhangzhidiyousheng:「luxiaojieshiwoxingdeyouzhikehu,tazaiwoxingdezichanyouduoshaowohenqingchu,zheiwubaiwanjueduinengduifu!」

zhongrendelianseneijiaoyigejingcai。

youqishifanjian,zhenjingdezuibazhangkaihebulong。

宛若智障。

fanjianmadeliansejiugengshijingcaifencheng。

aonao、quru、buganzhixin……

在她脸上轮番上阵。

wangxingzhangjiangzhipiaodijiwo,yuzhongxinzhang:「luxiaojiebuquezheidianqian,buguoweiledouqidaoyemeibiyao,qianhaishidehuazaizhidededifang。」

我本来也没准备给。

jiushigaosutamen:jiebuchaqian!

wobazhipiaonahuilai:「wangxingzhangshuodedui,zheimeduoqian,womairoubaozidougouquanshidegouchigebaole。」

fanjiantamaqidehonglelian:「luyiyi,nibawomengengouzuobi?」

wokanxiangta,weiweiyixiao:「bu,nimenliangoudoubibushang。wojigouchiroubaozi,tamenhuiduiwoyaoweibani。

「naxiangnimen,haodadejiazi,jiaorenlaichifan,liangezuoweidoubuji!」

wolinqiguazaidengzihoudeshuangjianbao,pailepaihaimeihuanguoshendefanjian:「nijiamenditaigao,wogaopanbushang,zanmenjiucifenshou,wojiubuyingxiangniyingqufujianvle。」

fanjianshenshoulaizhuawo:「yiyi……」

wozhijiebikai,taijiaojiuzou。

wangxingzhangyedao:「wohaiyoushi,xianzouyibu。」

fanjianmajile,shenshouqula:「biaoge,haoburongyicaiyuedaoni,daikuandeshiqing……」

huahaimeiwan,wangxingzhanglengxialianse:「zhangnvshi,daikuanqingnizouzhengchangdeliuchengshenqing。lingwai,wangshangshusandai,womendoumeiyouxueyuanguanxi,yihouzheibiaogehaishibieluanjiao。」

瞧这事办的。

youqiuyurenjiuhaohaoqiu,shenmenaozicaihuixiangdaoshundaishoubaerzidenvpengyoujiejueyixia?

这不,砸了吧!

fanjianmahaiyaojiuchan,wangxingzhangkuaibuzoudaowogenqian:「luxiaojiehaimeichifanba,wozhidaoyouyijiacantingbucuo。」

wodequemeichifan,kexianzaiyemeixinqing。

wangxingzhangjianchisongwohuixuexiao。

lushang,taqiangdiaogenfanjiaguanxibingbuqinjin,bingtidaowozaitamenyinxingliuqianwandesanniandingqikuaidaoqi,wenwojiexialaideanpai。

neibiqianshiwozheixieniandeyasuiqian。

wogenlaobahaizaiduqi,zheibiqianbuxiangdong,suoyijuedingzanshijixucunzhe,zhuanweiyiniandingqi。

wangxingzhangqingxumingxianqingsonghenduo:「neidaoshihouzaigenninlianxi,lilvhuijinliangweininzhengqudaozuigao。」

daolexuexiaomenkou,tahaiteyixiachejiwokaichemen。

yeshenrenjing,woyizhangzhangshanzheshoujilidezhaopian。

wogenfanjiantanlejiangjinyinian,youguobushaotianmideshike。

tacengbanyefanchusushe,jiuweilejitongjingdewomaihongtang。

tacengzaixinniandehaibian,weiwodianranwanqianyanhuo。

tacengzaiqixidewuye,fangfeitaqinshouzhuodeyiqianduozhiyinghuochonghongwokaixin。

……

kezheiaiqing,jiushihaibiandeshabao。

zhangchaodehaishuiqingqingyipai,jiusanzuoyiduiniebulongdexisha。

jiexialaideliangtian,tadoumeiyoulaixuexiao。

tashiyoudapanggenwolianxi,shuotayaowobatacongheimingdanfangchulai。

我没放。

womeiyoukeyiyinman,henkuaizhenggeyuanxidouzhidaowomenfenshoule。

是冤家路窄吧。

zhouriwanshang,woqingguimifanfanchiniupaiqingzhudanshen,jurangenfanjianzaicantingxialuxiangfeng。

tahetamazuoyice,duimianzuodeshiwodesiduitou,yingyuxideshenjing。

xicantingdengguangwenrou,luozaifanjianjunxiudemeiyan,tajuzhepingbandidaoshenjingmianqian,roushengxiyudiwentayaochishenme。