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爷爷七十大寿当天。
wojingxin**dezishachajuhuranbianchengxiongzhuangnankuandeqingquwanju。
zaonianyinbingzhaichudiaozisundaideyeyedunganxiufen，xinzangbingfazuoersi。
weihunfushuowoxinchangdaidu，dangchangquxiaowomendehunyue。
didigengshiqiangshishangwei，zhijiejichengyeyedeyichan，jiangwosongjixiangxialianglaohanjiantiaoliangfang。
gangquxiangxiashi，wodisibucongliangangzanglaohandeqinjinaifu。
ningyuanbeidadehunshenwuqingfanzi，yebuyuancongletamendelunliuzhemo
woqianhoutaopaoshisanci，douyishibaigaozhong。
yizhidaozuihouyici，laotoujiangwoguanzaidixiashiheyemaoyiqitaozaimadailimiancanrenduidai。
wozaiyanyanyixizhong，qingchutingdaodidigenweihunfudehua：
“yinange，wojiezheiyangyijingchilehenduoku。womenjiubiezaibizhetasihourenleba？”
“qishizanliangdouzhidao，neigeqingquwanjushinanxijiebuxiaoxinnacuode。”
“nishenmeshihouyeduizheigexinchangdaidudenvrenyouletongqingxin？”
“biewangle，shitahaidewomeimeiranshangaizibing，yeshitaqiangzounideliuxuezige！”
“xianzai，zhaoxichenglewolaopo，haishiyigetimiandedaxuejiaoshou！
nandaonixiangrangtabeishangqisilaorendezuimingma？”
“jirantabuyuanyi，chuyejiurangwolaihaole！”
wobilebiyan，yuanlaitamenjingranwuhuiwozuoleneixieshi？
zhiyaowonenghuozhelikaizheili，woyidingrangtamenzhidao，wuxianwo，beipanwodexiachang！
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congcunlichulaineitian，woshenhouhaigenzhekuchengxiaoniqiudebandahaizi。
woehenhenshuaidiaohaizi，yaoyaohuanghuang，xiangshigeesiguifushen。
didizhoushuhaokaizheqianwanbinliqianlaijiewo。
talianshangyijingwanquantunquliangnianqiandeshaonianqingse。
hunziyiyangdepixiaoyingshanglai：
“jie，kanlaizheiliangniannizailimianguodehenxiaoyaoa！
zenmechulailehaishiyilianchenzuibushe？”
wohunzhuodemouziluozaitashenshangdaliangyifan：
“bucuo，niyeyuefaxianggemaijieqiurongdeguigongzile。”
“啪！”
qingcuiyishengbazhangxiangluozaiwolianshang。
beichuozhongxinshidetayiliannurong：
“kanlaizaicunliliangniannihaishimeiyouxueguaia！”
“wogenniyigeqisiyeyederenmeishenmekeshuode！”
“yeyedeyiwulimianhaiyousanjiangudongmeizhaodao，nikendingzhidaozainali。”
“nihaishiganjinjiaochulaiba！wonaqujinanxizuoshejicankao！”
zaicunliliangnian，wozaojiuxuehuilechayanguansedexinbenshi。
zhoushuhaosuiranyizheshehua，kansiguangxiantimian。
dantaxizhuangshangmiandexiongzhenqueshishidashizulaide。
wuta，zhiqianyouyigejiawankudianhuicunshi，chuandejiushigentayimoyiyangdeyifu。
shenzhi，neixiongzhenshangshaodiaodexizuanhaishibeiwokouxialai。
woyongneixizuangengebilaotaitaihuanleyifucaoxi。
zaihoushanshangmaileyigeren。
wochechulaiyigemianqiangdexiao：
“haoa，nixiangyaoyeyeneizuihousanjiangudong，jiubixujiwowushiwankuai！
rangwohuijiabahukouqianchulai，danduchenghu。
buranjiusuanshisi，yebuhuizaixiangxinnidehua！”
liangnianqian，yeyeshouyan，wotiqianbannianxuexiruhe**zishahuchaju。
keshouyandangtian，yeyechaikaiwosongtadeliwu。
limianjingranshiyizhigouwuruanjianshangmianlianjiaqiejudadefangzhenwanju。
爷爷当场气死过去。