第3章
chucizaicixinglaihaishizaifeiqideyuanzili，xinzangdejingluanrangtachichimeinenghuanguolai，cishitazhengtangzaidishang，huixiangzhezhiqiandeqingkuang。
tabenshiyaolikaiwangfude，kemeixiangdaotineideguhuibeihuanxing，beifanshihunmi！
shifushuoguo，guweishuangsheng，fenweigongmu，yanggushitongchanghuijiangmugufangrutarentinei，liuxiagonggu，fangbiankongzhi，ertatineidewanguzhiwang，shijianjinciyizhi，jishigongguyeshimugu，tianxiawurennengqianzhita，keshizenmehui......
dengdeng！haoxiangtayixijide，neigesinanrenjitaxiadule？mofeishiduyaohuanxingleguti，erneigushengzhishiqiaohe！
chucixiuxidechabuduole，fanshenzuoleqilai，renbuzhuroulerouhounaoshao，haoxianggengtengle。
buxing！tadegaoqingchu，jiujingshizenmehuishier！zheishishangjuebukenenghuiyourennengqianzhita，shenweiguzushengnvjuebuyunxuyouruanlei。
chucidingzheneiyitoujiwo，manlianxuewudewangwangfuneiyuancou，yuanbentashidasuanlikaide，kerujinbixugaoqingchuzheijianshiqing，daoshihouhaideshaleneigegounanren，yierzaizaiersandesuanjita，zhendangtameipiqima？
“wangfeiliubu！wangyezhengzaiyongshan！”chucigangyicoujin，jiubeiyuanwaideshiweilanxia。
用膳？难怪那么香！
“zijizouhaishiwobanirengchuqu？”chucilengyanyisao，jinggaoyiweimingxian。
tasuishuobushixiaoyihandeduishou，danzheixieshiweikenaihebuleta，zhenghaotaxianzaixinqingbuhao，yaoshidasiyigeliangge，kejiuguaibuleta。
shiweijiandingzuzhi，zuizhonghaishibeidadebiqinglianzhongrenglechuqu。
chucidabuchaoyuanneizouqu，yikuajinfangmenbiankandaoxiaoyihanduziyirenzuozaizhuoqianyongshan，shijidaocai，sexiangweijuquan。
咕噜——
chucirenbuzhuyanleyankoushui，duziyebuheshiyidejiaoleqilai。
xiaoyihanhuanhuantaimou，dangkandaoyanqiangenqigaiwuerdechuci，buyoudezhoulezhoumei。
“wangye，bujieyiduofuwankuaiba！”chuciyiliantaohaodewangzhexiaoyihan，shenzhibudengtakaikou，bianzhijiewangdengzishangyizuo。
xiaoyihanyandihuaguoyimobuyue，danquebingweizuzhi。
qiahaozhuoshanghaifangzheyifuwankuai，chucizhijienaqikuaizi，wanquantiaozijixihuandecaichi，fengjuancanyunban，meiyoubandiandaxiaojiedemoyang，jiugenelejibainianside。
buduoshi，zhuoshangdefancaidoujinletadeduzi，xinmanyizudedalegebaoge。
“wangye，jianxiaole！”chucixianqiyixiu，suiyidecalecazuijiaodao。
xiaoyihanquebingbushengqi，fanerbulengburedao：“bupabenwangxiadu？”
chuciyizheng，buganzhixindedingzhexiaoyihan，xiadu？wokao！zenmewangletashigegou！
budui！taganggangbuyechile？
xiangdaozheili，chuciliansehuifuruchang，shenzhihaigoutuidao：“wangyecidedu，qieshenziranhuixiaozhechixiaqu！”
xiaoyihanzuijiaodexiaoyigengnongle，zhidaotazaixiangshenme？qingqingdandanyijuhua，wuqingdejiaomieletasuoyoudehuanxiang。
“nikankanbenwangchideshenmecai？”
chucishunzhetademuguangkanqu，zhijiantamianqianzhibaifangzheyiwanxiaomizhou，zhiyuzheiyizhuozidecai，yidianmeidong。
我靠！
chucilianseyijiang，erhuabushuobianpaodaoyuanziliqukoutu。
呕——
xiaoyihanzuozaiwunei，yuanyuandikanzhe，yandijingranshanglejifenxise。
guoleyihuier，chuciheizhelianhuilaile，tayoubeishuale！gangcaidecailigenbenmeidu，haoburongyichibaole，xianzaiquantule，qiutacikedexinlimianji。
“wangye，wanzheizhongxiaohaizideyouxi，youyisima？”chucibumandezhiwendao。
suishuotabuganduitadongshou，dandongdongzuizongbufanfaba！
xiaoyihanwensheng，junlianlimachenxialai，yiweibumingdedingzhechuci，yiziyidundao：“zheimeshuowangfeishixihuanbiedeyouxi。”
biedeyouxi？wokao！tazenmenengmianbugaisedeshuochuzheimetianbuzhichidehua？
“benwangmanzuni！”xiaoyihanzuijiaoyigou，moranqishen。
chucixiayishidehoutui，manlianjingti“wangye，qingzizhong！”
xiaoyihanyiting，yandidexianezaiyeyanshibuzhu，“nizaixiangshenme？”
bushitayaogentawanyouxi？nandaohaiguaitahusiluanxiang？suishuotameilaidejikankanzheizhanglian，dannengbeixiaoyihankanshang，yinggaibulaiba！suoyitahuisexinmengdong，yebuxiqi。
“renjiashenmeyemeixianga！zhishiwangyezheigedifangbutaiheshiba？”chucishuangshoujinwo，yifujiaorouzaozuodeyangzi，zaipeishangtaxianzaineifulangbeimoyang，jianzhirangrenzuoou。
xiaoyihanshenzhibuyuanduodai，lenghengyisheng“nitineideduyouyigeyuedeqianfuqi，yaoshininengzaiyigeyueneidadongbenwang，shuobudingbenwanghuiraoniyiming，daoshihouniquxianghechu，benwangdoubuyuzhuijiu！”
“dangzhen？”chuciyilianjingxidao。
“本王说一不二！”
shuowan，xiaoyihanfuxiuerqu。
erzailinzoushi，haibuwangjiaodaixiaren，daichuciquxishuyifan，huanyishenyifu。
chuciyiduyiweitaliangxinfaxianle，kemeixiangdaodangtaxishuwanhou，youbeiwuqingdegandaolejingxinyuan。
haibuzhunfushangderenjitazhunbeichide，meiqimingyuewangfeiyaojianfei，shizequeshibianxiangchengfa。
yeli，chucishizaishiedebuxing，toumozheliudaolechufang，benxiangzhenengjiandianshengcaichichi，kenazhizheigouwangyehaixialingbaganshuitongdoudaodeganganjingjing。
zheifenmingshixiangesitaa！
daoshihoubuyongsanshitian，duhaimeifazuo，taxianesile。
zaichufangfanzhaoleyizhen，zhongyuzhaodaoleyigenbailuobu，tazaishenshangcaleca，bianzhijiekaiken。
tayibiankenzheluobu，yibianzaifushangxianguang，tahaijiubuxinle，zheimedagewangfuhuimeidianchide！
turan，yigebairongrongdeshenyingerchuxianzaitayanqian，chucijianzhuang，dunshiyanmaolvguang。
kaotutuier，hongshaotutou......
shenye，wangfuchufangneimaochulvlvqingyan，chucizhengzuozaizaotaiqianxinmanyizudekenzhegutou，chizherou，neijiaoyigemanzu。
dangtachibaohezu，zhunbeitoutouliuhuineigepoyuanshi，neizhenshuxidegushengyouyicixiangleqilai，shengyinbuda，danquehenyoujiezou，yixiayixiahaoxiangqiaozailetadexinshang。
tazheiyiciyidingdekankan，jiujingshisheizaiqiao。
chuciqiangrenzheshixinzhitong，chaozheshengyuanchuyibubuzoujin。
buduoshi，tabianyijingdaoleyigedenghuotongmingdeyuanzi，neiyuanzilichuqianjing，shenzhilianshouweiyemeiyouyige，kezhengshiyinci，neigushengyeyuefadeqingxi。
gushengmeixiangyixia，tadexinbianhuiyouruwanzhimayikenshi，tengdewufahuxi。
咚——
zhongjiu，tahaishimeinengchenggongzoujinneiyuanzi，ershiyundaozaileyuanziwai。