riguangnuanren,jiaoxiaheimaoshenleyigeshushidelanyao。
mingchengquedingdeneiyike,guangmuzhuandong,xingxingwenzizonglieqishang。
【dujimingcheng】:shenyuanfanzhuanxihouji!
【dangqiandujizhi】:0(keyongyushangchengduihuan)
【dujishehuiyingxiangli】:0/100(meitupo100,huodeyigegainiancitiao)
【dujibaoposhashangli】:0/100(meitupo100,huodeyicixitongchoujiang)
“shifoukaiqixinshoudalibao?”
“开启。”
【xinshoudalibao】:gongnengcitiaoliangtiao——
1.【dalaoshangqu】:juexingresoushengti,shenmeweiboresou、douyinrebang、tiebaremen,quandoushinidelingdi。zhiyaonixiang,fanggepidounengshangresou。
2.【womendingni】:nihuishouhuoyi**naohuiluqingqidenvfen,meidangnifayanhuozhezuochuxingweishi,tamendouhuijiyunizuikuangredezhichi,jianzhitingbuxialai。
嗯........
xinshoudalibaomeimaobing,lianggecitiaodegongnengyehenshiyong。
zhishixitongzhanshidefangshiyoudianwenti,nishuoyaoshinirenhuadeyuyinbobaoduohao?
dangranhaikeyijiagexunixingxiang,keaimengmeishade。
daoshihouxiangbanfafukexialai,dabaoguaerciyuanshequlizhanshishoumai。
henhengeyibochihandejiucai。
搞钱,他是专业的!
jiuhebanxiaoshigaolailiuyandesanbaiwanyiyang。
纯属天赋,很难学。
luzexinzhongrucixiangzhe,xiaozheenmieyantou。
“咚咚咚~”
yeshizheiyike,qiaomenshengqingcuixiangqi。
tabudongshengsedejiangertongmianjushouqilai,muguangtouxiangqianfang。
chuxianzaishiyezhongde,shiyidaoshuxideshenying。
susezhangqunzhaozaishenshang,jianggaotiaoshencaixiushidewanmeiwuxia。
lengbaipi,zuijiaoqueyouxiediaopidegouqi,jirenganjuebingbushuli。
weizhangdejuanfalingdongyangzaijianwoli,rangxiaridezaoredoubiandeqingxinlexiexu。
tashoulilinzheliangbaoxiaochi,jinmenhouxianshiqingqingfangdaoyipangdejiazishang。
suihouhenzirandewanqifaji,congyicebanchuzhediezhuo,shoujiaomalidejiangshiwufangshangqu。
“liuyanguolailemei?nimentandezenmeyang?”
“haixingba,yinggaimeishenmedawenti”,luzedakaichuanghusansanfeng,xiaozheguoqubangmang。
“tazuijinpengdaodeqingkuangyoudianjishou,nizuihao.......haishibuyaojierutaishen。”
nvrenshengyinyouxiedanyou,muguangcongluzeshenshangsaoguo。
“wotianshengdanzixiao,naganjieruneimeshena,yejiutitijianyi,shudaoshudaoqingxu,bangtazuozuomuhoudeyixieshieryi”,luzexiaozhehuidao,manliancongrong。
“yeshi”,nvrenzhaixiamojing,xiaozhezuodaobandengshang,“chuqumaigecaibeirenjiakengledouhuixuanzerenqitunshengdezege,yinggaibuhuichugede!”
“duima,haishixiaomengzuidongnige,lai,heyige!”
luzeduanqipijiu,hecongsannianqianjiuyizhibulibuqipeibanzhezijidemengziyipengleyixiabei。
“nizuijingongzuozenmeyang?”
nianleyigenhuangguatiaohou,luzeshunkouwenleyiju。
“hai,hainengzenmeyang,jiubuwenbuhuobei,jingchangbeiheifenchaofengyixiashade,zandouxiguanle!”
mengziyidadalieliedeheleyikoujiu,wusuoweidebaibaishou。
shuohuajian,tacongzhuoshangnaguoluzedeshouji,wubixianshudejiesuo,dakaiweixinjiemian,diaochushoukuanerweima。
erhuabushuo,zhuanleyibiqianguoqu。
“你又给我钱?”
“shanggeyuejieleyidangzongyi,zhengleershiwan,haoxiongdiyouqianyiqihua!”
mengziyixiaoxixidelouzhuluzebojing,chaotazhabayixiayan。
“wozegexingziruan,renyeshanliang,bugantouyebuganqiang,neiqun**deyebuyongnidege,haiyoumaomaogougou、huahuacaocaoyaoyang,neibudewoyangnia!”
“yaowoshuoazege,yejiuzhiyounizheimenengrenle,danfanwopengdaonidangnianneidangzishi,zaodoufafengle,huanyigebukui,huanlianggexuezhuan,xixixi~”
nvhaiyifentianyingdeshuozhe,yanshenzhongmanshibushuang。
luzebuzirandebaoleyikoufan,shengyinyouxietuntu。
“e.......fafengzheizhongshi,wozheigexinggeyebushihea。renrenjiuguole,meishimeishier,hepingdianhepingdian,peaceandlovema........”
taxiaodeyouxiemianqiang,zaimengziyiyanzhonghenshizhengchang。
keruoshiliuyanzaizheilidehua。
yidinghuidachiyijingbingfengkuanghuaiyirensheng。
haojiahuo,nimianduiwodeshihoudongbudongyaoxianfanneiyu,gansuiziben。
jieguozaixiaomengmianqianmankoudepeaceandlove?
精神分裂吧???
yidunfan,chizhirisexixie。
mengziyishoushiwanlaji,zaizhulisanfanwucidecuicuxia,zhongyuqishenlikai。
zhishizaijijiangtachuxiaowushi,turanzhuanshenkanxiangluze,xiaorongcanlankailekou。
“zege,nibuyongtaijiaolvde,fanzhengrizimanmanguoma,dengyouyitianwobianchengdamingxingle,jueduihuihaohaozhaozheni!”
“sheifandui,doubuxing!”
xuanlandexiyangtouguogezhazhaozaitawojindequantoushang,luzenengcongtayanlikandaoneimoweibeiquanziwurandeqingchedeguang。
taxiaozhediandiantou,ranhougaobieleshenghuozhongweishubuduodezhenchenghewennuan。
erhouzhongxindianqiyigenyan,rouzhetaiyangxuezoudaochuangqian。
ganggangmengziyigaosuzijibuyaojiaolv。
qishitayuanbenshibujiaolvde。
danxianzai.......quekaishijiaolvqilaile。
zheigexiaoguniang,haiyouxiangzaiyulequanlichuangchuyipiantian、dangdamingxingdemengni。
neiqibushidaibiao,zijijiexialaidongshoudeshihoubunengtaiganjinshajuele?
yaozhenyigeshoubuzhu,bayulequanjizhijieganmeile,xiaomengdeduonanshou?
aiyawusuowei,zheixiebushixianzaikaolvdewenti。
ganhuodeshihou,keqianwanbunengzijishufuziji。
wanyizhengaomeile,xiaomengmengxiangluokong,yuanyinyebuzaiziji。
xiaomengrenhenhao,shineiyubupei!
嗯!
这不就豁然开朗了!
......
夜色降临。
xileyigezaohou,tianshengshanliangdeluzediaozheyanzuodaodiannaoqian。
dakaiweiboresoubangsuiyisaoleyiyan,youweibuxiedelengxiaoyisheng。
cike,guazairesoubangzuihouyiweidehuati,qiashiguanyuliuyande——
#liuyanxinpian《lietuzhe》xuanchuanpianchulu,ershigejingtoushisigebuliang?zheidaodishishenmepian?#
nengkanchulai,duijiagongsiqueshizaifali。
danshuipinghaishiyirujiwangdelaji。
meicuo,muqianzaifengkuangzaoheiliaogongjiliuyandezheijiayulegongsi。
jiushisannianqiantongyanggongjiguoluzede【xingheyule】。
dangshiyeshitongguomaishuijunfaresoudefangshi,jibenjiushaowangdechailitianleyibahuo。
tabushizhumou,danyecanyule。
meijicuodehua,xingheyulelaobanjiaojiangshunyi,gongsiguanlicengyou7ge。
xiamiangegebumentouzi24ge,yangle38gedaoyan、60gejingjiren,125geyiren。
fuzerichangshiwuchulihehouqinbaozhangdeyuangong44ge。
baoan8ge,baojie4ge,siji12ge。
zhisuoyinengwubiliuchangdebaochuzheixieshuzi,bingbushitaxinyanxiao。
只是数学好罢了。
嗯!
duishuziminganyidianma,henzhengchangde!
yanhuidalazaiyantoushang,yaoyaoyuzhui。
miyanliulanleyiquanhuatixiashashanglijixiaodepinglunhou,luzepiepiezui。
jiuzheizhonggongjilidu,wodengdaohounianmayuecainengshishijihua?
pingnimenzheiqunrensangualiangzaodemoheibowen,daoshihouxianqidebolanhaitamaburuyigepi。
suoyi,cikejiushixianshizhuanyexingdeshihoule。
搞钱是他的天赋。
dantazuiniubidetianfu,conglaidoubushigaoqian。
hunchendedengguangxia,luzedanledanyanhui。
suihouxiaozhejiangshuangshougeshangjianpan。
“pilipala”deqingcuishengxiangzhong,yigemingwei【tuiquanyanglaoxiaodaoyan】deweibobowenbianjikuangnei,kaishiyouwenzifuxian——
【tuiquanshinian,liaoliaowoyuliuyancengjingdeqingyuan!】