第六章 不怀好意的嘉宾安排

diliuzhangbuhuaihaoyidejiabinanpai

henkuaiwojiuzhidaoledaoyanweishenmexiaodezheimeshenmile。

shengxiadesanweijiabinluxudaodaminfang,tamenfenbieshi:wuxiaohuazhiyideyanhuai、zhiminggangqinjiagongyue、xiaotianwanghukeyi。

wobeidaoyandezhadanzhadesixuquanwu。

为什么是这些人?

yanhuai,zhiqianhewotongyigejingjirendexiaohua,yiqiandajiadoubuhongdeshihou,womenliangjizaiyiliangchelishuijueyeshichangyoudeshi。houmianyanhuaibaohong,womenbuyongzaijizaichelishuijue,wohetadejiaojiyeyuelaiyueshao,dangongguohuannan,womenguanxiqueshihaikeyi。

kanjianwo,tahaixiaozhehewoyongbao,wenhoulexiawodejinkuang。

gongyue,wodaxuedeshenglelaoshi,shangkejiqixihuandianwominglaijiqitatongxuezuoshifan,yizhiyuwoxianzaikanjianta,douxiangxiayishikaikoupayinjie。

ruguoshuoyanhuairangwofangsongxintai,gongyuerangwobengjinjingshen,neihukeyidechuxian,zerangwotoupifama。

dangnianzai《haizhisheng》zongjuesaizhong,yiyipiaozhichayingguowohuodeguanjundejiushihukeyi。tachushenyouyue,fuqinshishangyedae,muqinshigejuyuanshouxi,qianghandebeijingrangtazaiyulequanneibubiyanshizijidexingqing,yincitajibuqianrang,yebusuihe,shichangduiyanederenshuailianseyijingshimeitimenxiedoubuyuanyixiedehuati,gengbietiqucanjiashenmezongyitaohaoguanzhong。

hukeyihuanshileyiyanzaichangjiabin,zhuangsiwuyidibamuguangtingzaiwoshenshang,muguangtingliudeshijianhenduan,jinguanruci,wohaishiminruidichajuedaotademuguangzhongyouzheyane。

yanewo?yanedangnianshujitahouzaiyemeiyinxundeyajun?

我不解,并且想逃。

woshizhendeyoudianhaipale,ruguozheigezongyizhichuxianchangqingyu,danwenxunliuxiazuojiabin,wohuihuaiyiwenxunliuxialaishiweilezhenduichangqingyu,wozhishitaliuxialaideyigejiekou。keruguomeigejiabindouyuwoyouzhebuxunchangdeguanxi,wojiusuanzaisha,yegaimingbaizheibuzongyidezhujiabinshiwo。

chulewenxun,sheihainenganpaichuzheigezhenrong?ertaweishenmeyaoweiwoanpaizheigezhenrong?

woneixinqingxuyouruhailangbanxiongyong,muguangzezhanzhanweiweidikanxiangwenxun,xiangcongtadebiaoqingzhongchuaicechutadeneixinxiangfa。

ranertazhishijingjingdikanzhewo,tayanmoushensuierpingjing,haosiwufengwulangdedahai,zhujiananfulewodeqingxu。

tashenmedoumeiyoushuo,woquedudongletaxiangshuoshenme。

——daizhewodeyongqiquzaofangershinianhoudewo,xiufuwoposuidejitachangbuchudege。

tashuotatingguowozijixiecidege,erwoweiyiyishouzijixieciqudechengpinge,zhiyouzheishou。

talaizaofangsinianhoudewole。

peng、peng、peng,wodexinlihaoxiangchengzaileyizhixiaolu,zhenghuobengluantiaodiqingzhuzhechuntian。

dayueyinweidoushishuren,xuanfangjianzheigemaodundianfanerhenqingsongdijiuguoqule,daoyanzaipangbianguancezhewomenpangpaideanliu,likeniutouhebianjugaiqiletaibenliucheng。

dengwomenxuanhaofangjianhuidaodating**hou,daoyannachulexinxiandetaiben。

tajilewomenyibaikuai,gaosuwomenzheishiwomenjintiandewancanqian,chiwanzheiyican,shengxiayizhoudeshenghuofeidouyaozijiquzheng。woyongwozhuoliedeyanjifuhedaoyanshuoahaonana,qishiandifufeidabufenzongyidoushizheigetaolu,zheiyoushenmenande。

ranhoudaoyanhuafengyizhuan:“nimendeshenghuofeinengbunengnadao,qujueyuguanzhongshibushirentongnimendenengli。”

wozhuomolehuier,zhuomochudaoyandaodishenmeyisile。