第一章 他,考编上岸了!

hunandektvbaoxiangnei。

duanyikankanbaizainvrenxiuzhangdatuishangdehetong,zaizhubuxiangshang,lveguohongqunqiachudexiyao、baoguodejiaohaoxiongpu,yuneiyishuangpiaoliangdeyanjingduishi:

“这是什么意思?”

nvrendanshouchengtouxieyizaishafashang,muguangmilidiqiaozheduanyi。

zhijiantamianrongqiaoli,lianjiatuohong,xianranyibanxun——fouzeneixuebaidexiongpuqian,yebuhuiyouhongjiujiansadehenji。

tashenziqianqing,gourendemuguang,tongyangzaiduanyishenshangsaoleyiquan。

buguozuizhong,tabingmeiyouzaijinyibu,ershishenchuyourucongduanbanxuebaidezhijian,zaineihetongshangdianledian:

“dangwodechongwu,sihouhaowo,wotinihaineisanbaiwan。”

宠物……

duanyizuichunyimin,chadianmeirenzhuxiao。

tadaoyebushiduizheinvrenbuganxingqu。

yigenengzaiershiduosuizuodaozongcaizhiweidenvren,xianranbuguangyouwaibiao,haiyouburongqingshideshouduanhenengli。

danduanyimeixiangdao,qianshishenweisaohuangdafeizuzuzhangdeziji,zhualebuzhidaoduoshao**jiaoyi。

rujinchuanyuedaolingyigeshikong,fandaobeijingjigongsi,dangcheng**jiaoyidechouma,songdaoleyiweinvzongcaidemianqian。

shuobaile,tabushibuxihuanzheigenvren。

他只是不喜欢被动。

“xuxiaojiehaoxianghenlejiewodeshi?”

duanyishuozhe,muguangsiyidizaixuzhiyishenshangsaoguo。

xuzhiyisihufeidanmeijuedemaofan,haihendeyidiqiaoqichunjiao,qingshuaixiufa:

“duanyi,sannianqianxiaohuoguoyizhendexuanxiugeshou。youbaofuyoumengxiang,quebeijingjigongsixuezangsannian。bannianqian,sizizaiwaijieshangyan,qianxiajingjigongsisanbaiwanweiyuejin。xianghegongsijieyue,haiyaozaiewaifuyiqianwanjieyuefei……zenmeyang,qianlezheigehetong,zheixieqian,wodoukeyitinihai。”

xuzhiyideyuqichengzhuzaixiong。

xianrantajuede,yaonanieduanyizheizhongmaotouxiaozi,buxuyaofeichuihuizhili。

ranerduanyishenqingweibian,zhijiedaduantaqishen:“wojujue。”

xuzhiyiyileng,zuozhishenti,yuqirengranyonglan,zuanzhehetongdeshouzhiqueshaoshaoshoujin:“fangxin,nizheiyangdexiaonanren,woyangguobushao,buhuibushouxinyongde。”

“xuxiaojie,youmeiyourenshuoguo,nideyanjibutaihao。”

duanyijiaobuyidun,huitou。

“什么意思?”

“niqishibingbuxiangnibiaoxiandeneiyanglengjing。”

duanyiyangqichunjiao,lanlandidazhemenbashou,“niyeshidiyicijieshoutarende**huilu,suoyinixiangxiangxixididiaochalewo,kehaishihenjinzhang。jiushiniguyisade,suoyizhiyouxiongqianyoujiuzi,qunzishangquemeiyou。nizhongzhishangdaizhede,shimoudapaidedinghunjiezhi,danzheikuanshisannianqiandekuanshile。dinghunsannianquehaimeiyoujiehun,wodadancaice,niheweihunfudeguanxichuxianlewenti,suoyi,nicaixiangdaoyongbao-yangnanrenlaibaofuweihunfu。”

duanyimeishuoyiju,xuzhiyidehuxijiujicuyifen。

qishiduanyimeijiangchulaideshi,tazhisuoyinengkanchuxuzhiyizaijinzhang,shitaqianshilianjiudedulayanguang。

xuzhiyiyejiushiwaibiaoyaoyanyourenbale,xingzihaishiyiwaitingchunde。

“buguo,yaoshiyihouniyoushenmexuyao,biruxiangrangwojiabannanyou,bangniqiqineiweiweihunfushenmede,wohaishihenleyibangmangde——dangran,ancishoufei。”

shuowan,duanyiyixiao,likaibaojian,tuliuxuzhiyizhengzhengdikantabeiying。

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duanyidabuzouchuktv,kanzhenihongshanshuodedoushiyejing,zhangchuyikouqi。

shijianguodezhenkuai,zheiyijingshitachuanyuedaozheigeshijiedediliugeyuele。

jiuruxuzhiyisuoshuode,yuanzhuyejiaoduanyi,shigebeigongsixuezangsanniandeguoqigeshou。

yinweiqianlebawanghetong,suoyixianghegongsijieyue,jiuyaopeichangyiqianwanweiyuejin。

wentizaiyu,zheiyiqianwangenbenmeifazheng。

hetongtiaokuanxiedeqingqingchuchu,yuanzhulianzaigongkaichanghehenggedequanlidoumeiyou。

bannianqian,yuanzhubeizhegongsitoutoujieleyigeshangyan。

mingmingneicishangyanzhinengzhengdaojiqiankuaiqian,ranerbeigongsifaxianhou,queyaoyuanzhupeichangsanbaiwandeweiyuejin。

zheisanbaiwan,yechengleyasiluotuodezuihouyigendaocao。

duanyizhengxiangzhe,yigenuqichongchongdetutounanrenchaotadabuzoulai:

“nigechouxiaozi,worangnipeixuzong,nizenmechulaile?xuzongni?!”

zheigetutounan,jiushiyuanzhudejingjigongsi,“huixingyule”deyirenguanlibufubuzhang。renchengzhengge。

duanyilanlan:“xuzongxiangbaowo。”

zhenggebiaoqingyixi:“nengbangshangxuzong,nijiubusuanyidianyongdoumeiyoule!nibixuxiangbanfajixuzongsihouhaole,zhiyaonengshuofuxuzongjizanmenhuixingyuletouzi,nidesanbaiwanjiukeyiyibigouxiao……”

duanyi:“womeidaying。”

zhenggedexiyuejiangzailianshang。

querdaizhideshileitingbaoyubandefennu:

“cao,youzheizhonghaojihuiniweishenmejujue?!yaolian?yaozunyan?sannianle,ninandaohaimeimingbai?meiyougongsidefuchi,nijiushigefeiwu!”

“nidegoupimengxiangnengyanghuonima?nidezunyannengdangfanchima?”

“yaobushinizhangzhezheizhanghaolian,peixuzongdejihuinenglundedaoni??niyiwei**suangeshenmedongxi!”

zhenggebutingshuchugezhongzanghua,liandouniuqule。

leisidewuru,duanyizheibannianmeishaoting。

原主听得就更多了。

buran,zheigenianqingrenyebuhuixuanzezaineiyangyigeyangguanghexudewuhoujieshushengming,rangzijiyoujihuichuanyueguolai。

“xianzai,mashangqujixuzongpeilidaoqian!napashiquguitian,yedeqiutashouleni!”

zhenggeyibazhuazhuduanyideshouwan,yaolatajinktv。

jiuzaizheishi,duanyidoulichuanchudingdongyisheng。

duanyitaochushouji,baluyinjiemianhuadaohoutai,diankaiganggangshoudaodeduanxin:

“kaoshengduanyi,guojiagongwuyuankaoshizhongxintixingnin,nindegongwuyuankaoshichengjiyijinghezhungongbu,jutiruxia:

【考生姓名】:段易

【bishichengji】:88.6

【mianshichengji】:90.0

【baomingdanwei】:huaxiayuleguanlizongju

【baominggangwei】:zhifagang

【总分排名】:1

【tijianjieguo】:yitongguo

gongxikaoshengyibei“huaxiayuleguanlizongju”luqu。

qingkaoshengzai24xiaoshineiquerenwuwu,bingzaisanrinei,jiangzhengshencailiaotijiaokaoshizhongxinguanfangwangzhan,wangzhiruxia:……”

duanyikanzheduanxinneirong,xinlizuihouyisidanyouyexiaosanle。

他,考编上岸了!

mengdizhengkaizhenggedeqianzhi,yingzhezhenggechayidemuguang,duanyigouqixiaorong:

“neimexihuandangya?neinizijiquba,laozibufengpeile!”