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xindidengjiyingqutadebaiyueguangweihou，haiyaowojitazuoxiaoqie。
我爹要撕了他。
我哥骂他背信弃义。
wodidimomodemoqileshouzhongdebishou。
zhiyouwoniangmenbuhangshengdejinlewu，zhuanshenlinchulaiyikuaihuangbu。
houlai，xindiguizaiwodejiaobian，yibiankuyibianzhandou：“wocuole！wozhendecuole！wanwan！woxihuandeyizhishinia！”
woneitieqingzheliandefujuncongshenhoulanzhewodeyao，pinizhetongkuchanhuideren：“nigaichengtayishenghuangshen。”
“huang......huangshen！raominga！”
呼，好爽！
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xindidengjisangeyuele，jintianqingchenjiuqiaozhongzhailemanchengdesugao。
wokandaowodiehuantianxididetoutouzaiyuanzilifangleyichuanbianpao。
changnianzaiwaiyoudangdedagehexiaodijingranbuyueertongdefanhuilejia。
jiulianwoneibugouyanxiaodeniangqin，douzhibuzhuyandidexiaoyi。
yidazao，woniangjiubawocongbeiwolibachulai，congtoudaojiaodoushoushileyibian。
shenzhibacangkulidexinyidoutiqianchuanshangle。
jiuzaiwodahaqianzaixiang，shenmeshigaodezheimelongzhong。
jiukandaowodiechuanzheguoniandoubushedechuandexinpaozi，zaitingyuanlizuoyiquanyouyiquandeduobu。
zuilihaibuzhudeniantao：“mashangjiugailaile，qianwanbunengdiulian！”
丢脸？
丢谁的脸？
wojiadamenchangkai，denglezhengzhengyigeshangwu。
jiukandaoyamenderenbajieshangguamanlehongchou，yayiqiaoluodagudesichudahan：
“gonghexindifenghou，putiantongqing！”
wodiehewoniangduishileyiyan，wodielimazhuazhulezaiwojiamenkouguahongchouderen：“fenghou？fengdesheijia！”
wodiezhangdebijiaoxiong，hedeyayiduosuoleyixia，hongchouchadianmeinawendiaozaidishang。
“anningwangye！jingechuleguosang，xindiyidazaojiuxiazhifenglelinxiangjiadedinvlinqianqianweihou！yigeyuehoujuxingfenghoudadian！xianzaijuguotongqing，dashetianxiani！”
wodiehewoniangmianmianxiangqu，dunshishayanle。
wozheicaizhidao，wodieniangzheishizaidengxindifenghoudeshengzhini！
wojiashidaijingshang，daolewozufuzheidaiyijingshiquanguoshoufule，congnandaobeijiumeiyoubuzhidaowojiashanghaode。
shinianqian，dahanjiashangbaoxue，beiguoyouguolailulve，zhenggeyunguofengyupiaoyao。
taishanghuangqinziqiudaolewoyeyemianqian，houlaiwoyeyejuanleyibanjiachanzhengjiulezaimin，huanlewojiashixideyonganwang。
zheiyonganwangshuodehaoting，kejiushinaqianmaidexiansanwangye。
wodiezheishiduodadelian，juedexindihuifengwoweihou？
“apei！neilaodongxixiangwoqianbaozhengwanbaozheng，shuoxindiyidinghuifengwanwanweihou，ganqingquanshipianwode！”
wodieqidemeimaodouyaoshuqilaile，luqixiuziyifuxiangchuquganjiadeyangzi。
dageyegenzhedama：“xiangdangnianqiuwomenjiadeshihoudishengxiaqu，rujinsihaishengping，jiufanlianburenrenle！zhenbushigedongxi！”
wozhengzainamenxiaodizuoshenmequledeshihou，jiutingdaoshenhoufachuzhenzhenmocasheng。
dunshiyiguhanqichongshangnaomen，fenglefengle！
jiuzaiwoxiangzhaoniangzhizhizheiqunfafengdenanren，jiukandaoniangfanchulewojiamajiangzhuoxiadedianjiaobu。
bushi，zheidoushenmeshihoule，zahaiguanxinshangmajiangzhuole？
qianliangtianbushicaixiuguoma？
wolianmangshangqian，“niang，nikuaikandiehedagezheishizenmele，haiyouxiaodidoukaishimotaneibabishoule？”
xiaodiyouyibaxuetierunidebaobeibishou，zangzaihuailisheidoubujikan。
danzhiyouxiangyaosharendeshihou，caihuimoyimotaneibabaobeibishou。
niangdoukaineikuaihuangsedepobu：“haihaozhaodaole，buranzhenshiyouliyeshuobuqingle！”
“zheishishenme？”worenbuzhucoushangqianqugenzhekanyiyan。
zhenjingle，jingranzhendeshiminghuanghuangdefenghoushengzhi！
gaidehaishilaohuangdidezhang！
shangmianxiezhebuguansheiweidi，douyaofenganningwangzhinvmengwanwanweihou！
“niang！zheidongxinalaide！wozenmeshenmedoubuzhidao！nimenjiubawomaile！”
wozheicaizhidao，yuanlaidangnianbeiguoruqin，**shipengzhefenghoushengzhi，qingwodiechushan。
ruowodiepingbeiguozhiluan，xuwoyuxiarenhuangdigongzhangjiangshan！
nanguaidieniangyidazaojiushenjingxixide，ganqingshidengzhefenghoushengzhini！
buguo，**shifenglema！
congnakanchulaiwoshihezuohuanghoude！
“furen，taihougonglilairenle。”guanjiaxiaoshengzaibinggao。
xianzaitaihou，jiushizhiqiandehuanghou，jingchanghuiqingwoniangrugong，jiezhexianhuajiachangdexiwangwojiajuanxieqian。
bijingwojiameiquanmeishi，qiongdezhishengxiaqianle。
zheixienian，woniangjuanlebushaoqian，gengbietishenmedahandazaideshihou，wojiadeshanghaokemeishaofangliang。
wonianglengxiaoyisheng：“laidezhenghao，wodaoshiyaowenwen，tamenhululidaodimaideshenmeyao！”
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wogenwoniangyiqijinlegong，****，huanghouchengletaihou，qichanggengshibiandeshizu。
jiulian**zaishiposudegongdian，rujinyebiandejinbihuihuang。
“****，aijiazheimangdejiaotoulane，yemeiyouqinganningwangfeixiaoju，shiaijiadebushi。”
taihouduanzuozaizhuzuoshang，kanzhewohewoniangxingli，wanquanmeiyourangwomenqilaideyisi，yaozhidaowangriwomenhaimeijinmentakejiulvxianyingshanglaide。
woniangkebuchizheiyitao，tasuoxingzhijieqishen，“niangniang，zanmenmingrenbushuoanhua，xindilihouzheishizenmehuishi？”
taihoulianseyileng，danrenzhemeiyoufazuo。
zhishilianshangdexiaofudanqule：“zheishiqueshishihuangshangzuodebushi，meiyoutiqiantongzhijiuzhijiexialeshengzhi，aijiayezhidaomeng**yizhiqinmubixia，buranaijiazuozhutibixiayingmeng**rugong，fengweimengpinruhe？”
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wohewoniangzhenjingdedengdayanjing。
好家伙！
**shuodelihou，daozheijiubianchengfengpinle？
zheijiangdekebushiyixingbandiana！
wanquanshibawomengjiadelianmiancaizaidishangmoca！
haishiehenhendefanfumoca！
guoran，woniangdelianheile，haobukeqidewendao：“taihouzheishidasuanwangguxianhuangyimingle？”
“xianhuangxihuanmeng**，xiwangmeng**zuotaizifei，neiyezhishikaiwanxiaobale。”
“mengjiawuquanwushi，meng**quanshenshangxiayejiuyizhangliannengkan。”taihouqingmiedexiaolexiao，yanshenwurudeshangxiadaliangzhewo，“aijiakenrangtarugong，yijingshigaotaiguishoule，anningwangfeibuyaobushitaiju！”
我娘更愤怒了。
wangrilixuyaoyinqiandeshihou，jiumeimeilaimeimeiqude。
xianzaichengletaihou，jianzhishibikongchaotianle。
“kuangqie，kongkouwuping，haishishuoanningwangkongkoubaiyaxiangjizijianvertaogehuanghoudangyidang？”
kanwoniangliansefahei，taihougenggaoxingdexiaolexiao。
zuijiaozangbuzhudejifeng：“anningwangfei，aijiashikanzaiwangrideqingfenshangjinigemianzi。”
“mengwanwanwucaiwude，wangningwangfubuguozhishiququyigefushang，duiwoerdejiangshanmeiyousihaozhuli，haixiangzuohuanghou，jianzhishichixinwangxiang！”
“wokanzheipinweiyejigaole，haishijiangweicairen，daihuanghoucefengdadianzhihou，jikejingong！”
taihoujugaolinxiadewangzhewoniang，yandidaizhebaofudekuaiyi。
zheixienian，taweiledaqiufeng，duiwoniangneishiqinredebuxing。
xuhanwennuan，shengpawoniangnalibushufu。
zhei**buzaile，zhongyunengyangmeituqile，budehenhendeshuaweifeng。
woniangzhongyurenbuzhunule：“taihouniangniangzheishixiangyaoqiangquchennvma！”
taihoushuaixiuziweixiewoniang：“qu？mengwanwansuangeshenmedongxi，zheitianxiaxianzaidoushiaijiahehuangshangdele，nandaonianningwangfugankangzhibucheng！”
taihouyanzhongshanguominghuanghuangdedeyi：“zheigongmenbujinyedejin！youbudenimenxuanze！”
“neizanmendengzheqiao！wonverjueduibuhuijingongzuonimendenubi！”
woniangliangaotuidoumeiyou，daizhewozhuanshenjiuzou。
kuaichumendeshihouwohuitouyikan，jiukandaotaihouyandineiyindudemuguang。
haojiahuo，tazheishizhunbeibazheixienianduiwoniangdeyuanqi，quandousazaiwoshenshanga！