第6章 怎么这么没家教?

zheizhongjujianguobuzhidaoduoshao,zaitayanzhong,haowuyingyang。

yuyangmiyan,“zheidunfan,buhaochi。”

hanxiaoyongkuaizijialeyikoucaisongjinzuili,haiduanzhejiubeiminleyikou,“wojuedetinghaode,jiuyebucuo。”

dafeisuowen,yuyanglianseyichen。

“hanxiao,wogerenjuede,zanmenmeiyoubiyaozhuang,jintianwojiujianghuajitiaomingle,nidedixiwomenzhidao,ni,peibushangwojie,meineigezige。”

yuyangmuguangruili,zhujianshensui,jindingzhehanxiao。

laoyibeiziguyongcan,meirenzuosheng,fangruogenmeitingjianside。

zhiyouyulanyiren,lveweizheji,“yuyang……”

“chifan。”wenxuechengchenshengdaduan。

jiangyiqiekanzaiyanlidehanxiao,xinzhonganziyixiao,laoyibeidebushuo,xianrangxiaobeilaishasharuiqima?

美酒,佳肴。

hanxiaobujibuhuandeyongcan,genzheyongcanjincaleyibazui,jianmeiweitiao,“qingwen,nishishei?”

“wojiaoyuyang,wenroushiwobiaojie。”

yuyanglengxiao,“hanxiao,nimendehunyinwomenjialibutongyi,yexiwangniyouzizhizhiming,youdehuawobuxiangshuodetainanting,zijishishenmeyangderen,jiuyaochuanduodadeyi。”

“哦。”

henpingdandehuileyisheng,kanyemeikanyuyang,hanxiaocetoukanzhewenrou,“nijiujiudeerzi?”

“嗯,大舅。”

hanxiaozheicaizhuanyilemuguang,fangzaileyuyangshenshang,lveganshiwang,“zenmezheimemeiyoujiajiao。”

dunshi,suoyourendoujiangzhule,fangxialeshouzhongdekuaizi。

yuyangtengdeyixiazhanqilai,zhizhehanxiao,“nishuosheimeiyoujiajiao,gan,niyiweinishishei。”

“wo,nidebiaojiefu,hanxiao,zhongxinrenshiyixia。”hanxiaocongrongdexiaozhe。

wenxuechengbuyuejiangkuaizidiuzaizhuozishang,yuweixiongdiyemeishuohua,buguoyitamenkanrendeyanguang,gandaoyoudianguaiyi。

jinwanzheigefanjushichongzhehanxiaolaide,dancongjinmendaoxianzai,zheigenianqingrenjitamendeganjuebingmeiyouxiangxiangzhongneimechajing。

xiangbizhixia,yuyanghailuodelexiacheng。

dangran,bulunruhedougaibianbulezheigeshishi,menbudanghubudui,tamenbuhuitongyizheigehunyin。

“xinghande,bietemejilianbuyaolian,nizijishenmechushenxinlimeiyouyidianbishuma?

wozaishuoyibian,nimeiyouzigeyongyouwojie,yezaicijinggaoni,buyaodongshenmewaixinsi。”

yuyangzhishizhehanxiao,taidujianjue。

yigechushendiweizhiren,yaoshuoganqing,sheixin?

zaishaderendounengkanchulai,zheixiaoziwufeishidingshanglewenjiadechanye,zheizhongshi,huirangtafashengma?

“够了于洋。”

wenroulengzheyizhanglian,“wohesheijiehun,neishiwodeziyou,nihaimeiyouzheigezigelaiguan。”

“jie,nishibushisha,nimencairenshiduojiu,nilejietama,nizhidaotashishenmerenma?heng,wokanmouxierenjiushizuiwengzhiyibuzaijiu,nibiebeipianle。”yuyangdao。

“woshuole,nimeiyouzheigezige。”

wenrouyuqigengleng,wanzhulehanxiaodegebo,“buguannimenrenburen,ta,hanxiao,shiwowenroudezhangfu。”

啪!

wenxuechengyibazhangpaizaizhuozishang,zhuoshangdecanpandouzaizhendong,tengdeyixiazhanqilai,nuhoudao,“yuyangmeiyouzige,laozihaiyouzheigezige。”

shenweirenfu,nverjiehunzheimedadeshitajingranbuzhiqing,jiuzheimeqiaoqiaodesuibianzhaoyigerenjiehun。

shiwen,jiangtazheigezuofuqinzhiyuhedi?

bunu,zenmekenengbunu。

zijidenverbushuoshitianzhijiaonv,neiyeshimingmenzhihou,zheigexinghandexiaozisuangeshenme。

好!

tuiyibulaishuo,wenxuechengzhidaonverzheimezuoshiweilefankangziji,buxiangchengweiyigejiaohuanliyidegongju,tayenenggoulijie。

keshizhaoyigeshaoweinenggoushangdeletaimianderenjiehunhainengshuodeguoqu,jiuzhaoleyigeyaoshenmemeishenmederenjiehun。

门不当,户不对。

zheiyaoshichuanchuqu,tawenxuechengzhihuichengweibierendexiaobing。

“lihunba,mingtianjiuli,zheishiwodedixian。”wenxuechengtaiduqiangying。

yulanzaipangbianganzheji,“laocheng,nibiezheiyang……”

“nijiwozhukou,doushiniguanchulaidehaonver,xinga,nengnaile,zheisuanshenme,huilaixiangwoshiweima?”wenxuechengyueshuohuoqiyueda。

wenroudao,“ba,womeiyouzheigeyisi。”

“nimeiyou,shibushiwoyou,wenrou,niyanlihaiyoumeiyouwozheigeba,youmeiyouzheigejia,nishiyaoqisiwocaibaxiuduiba。”

wenxuechengqidegouqiang,wuzhuxiongkouxianghouliangqiangleliangbu。

“老公!”

“姐夫!”

yuqianxiongdiyejimangzhanqilai。

jianlaobaliansenankan,wenrouyouyisixinruanle。

ruguozhendekeyi,tayouhechangxiangzheimezuo?

tazhishibuxianglunweiyigeliyidexishengpin,buxiangchengweiyigegongju,zijideganqing,zijizuozhu,zheiyouyoucuoma?

“爸,我……”

“biejiaowo,womeiyounizheiyangdebuxiaozhinv。”heleyikoushui,wenxuechengdeliansecaishaoshaoyousuohuanhe。

weiyimeishuohuadeshiyushanshan,yihuierkankanzheige,yihuierkankanneige,genhaoqibaobaosidedaliangzhehanxiao。

qifen,biandeyuelaiyuejiang。

hanxiaohaishineifuanjingcongrongdemoyang,bingmeiyoushoudaoduodadeyingxiang。

“nianqingren,buguannixinlishifouzaidashenmesuanpan,douqingnishiheerzhi,fouzebieguaiwobukeqi。”

zhongyu,yuqiankaikoushuohuale,yuqilengmo。

“xiaorou,niyeshichengnianrenle,zuoshizenmerucihunao,buzhidaonibashentibuhaoma?”

mianduijiujiudezhize,wenrouhenweinan。

“nimenlihunba,nianqingren,zuoweibuchang,womenhuijiniyibiqian,buhuirangnikongshouerhui,danyeqingnibuyaotaiguofen。”xiaojiujiuyuweiyeshuohuale。

yuyangyinyangguaiqidechaleyiju,“xiaoshu,jiupamouxierenweikoutaida,yidianbandianqiandafabule。”

zheiniantouchiruanfandetaiduole,zhuanmendingshangfujianv,yonggezhongshouduanpiancaipianse,zaiyuyangyanli,hanxiaojiushizheimeyigeren。

“wochengnuo,zhiyaonimenlihun,jiniwubaiwanzuoweibuchang,ruguonitaiguofen,duinijuebushiyijianhaoshi。”

yuweidingzhehanxiao,kouqizhongdaizhenongnongdeweixie。

naqianlaichulizheijianshiyijingshirenzhiyijin,zhenyaoshiyonggengqiangyingyidiandeshouduan,yigemeiyourenhebeijingderen,taijiandanle。

hanxiaoanjingdehezhehongjiu,qingqingdefangxialejiubei,hanxiaokanzhezheiyijiazi。

“hanxiao……”cikedewenrouhenweinan,shiqingnaodaozheigedibu,tazijixinliyeluanle,meiyoudi。

xiaozhekanlewenrouyiyan,hanxiaomochuleyizhiyan,dianshang,qingpiaopiaodexileyikou,“ba,nizheishihekuni?”

“biejiaowo,nimeiyouzheigezige。”wenxuechenglengyandao。

hanxiaoyaoleyaotou,lazhuwenroudeshou,“zuoweiwanbei,wohenganxienimenshenglexiaorou,yangleta,rangwoyoujihuiqulezheimeyigehaolaopo。”

“nijiwozhukou,nizhenyiweiwobugannanizenmeyangma?”wenxuechengbeiqidehunshenzhandou。

huadoushuodaozheigefenshangle,zheixiaozihaibushitaiju。

“ninshentibuzenmehao,jiubuyaozheimedadehuoqi,qijigongxinrongyichudawenti,shenweinvxu,wokebuxiangniyihoukanbudaowaisun,nishuoni。”

yijuhua,shunjianjiqilezhongnu。

“hao,henhao,nihaizhouwosi,laozi……”

hanxiaoxiaolexiao,“ba,ninwuhuile,doushiyijiaren,wozenmehuizheimexiang,ninfangxin,jiusuannishentiyouwentiyesibule,youwozai。”

“你!”

wenxuechengchadianmeiyouyikoulaoxuetuchulai。

“xiaojiu,woyefeichangganxienidekangkai,nikanwoshoulihaizhenmeiduoshaoqian,nizhenyaoji,woyehouzhelianpishouxia,danshiwubaiwantaishaole,nengduojiwubaiwanma?denghaiziyihouchushengle,woyidinggaosutajiulaoyeyouduohao。”

yuweiyebeiyijuhuaduzhule,laozijiqianshixiangdafanizou,nidaohao,dasheshanggunle。

“qishiwohaizhenmeiyouxiangguozheimezaoyaohaizi,nanrenma,yinggaiyishiyeweizhong,chenzhenianqingduochuangchuang,zheibushirourouxihuanbaobaoma,zanmendoushanglianghaole,denghuaishangle,tajiuzaijiahaohaozhaotai。”

wenrouyilengyilengdekanzhehanxiao,lianshangweihongyipian,beichiqingyaozhuchun,qiaoranjiandeningleyibahanxiaodehoubei。

zhenshide,woshenmeshihoushuoguoyaobaobaole。

zheijiahuo,zhenshishenmehuayeshuo。

“ma,ninkan,yihouyouhaizile,ninzheizuowaipodejiuyaoduofeixinle。”

“zhei……”yulanhuidabushi,buhuidayebushi。

hanxiaodanledanyanhui,jiangyantouchumie,“xiaojiu,nikanzheiqianshixianzaijihaishi,bijingyiqianwanshiyoudianneishenme……meibiedeyisi,jiusuanbuji,ninyeshizhangbei。”

kanzhegufu,dabohelaobaneinankandelianse,yushanshanpuchixiaolechulai,turanfaxianzheiweibiaojiefuguaiyouyiside。

“shanshan。”yuweidengleyiyan。

yushanshantuletushetou,guijudezuozhe,duihanxiaogengjiahaoqi。

“dajiu,xiaojiudoudayingjiyiqianwanle,ninshibushiyeyisiyisi,woherouroujiehunyemeiyoubaigejiu,meijihuishounimendefenziqian,zanmenshineiqin,niduoshaobiaoshiyixiameiwentiba。”

yuqianbiezheyiguqi,xindao:“woshenmeshihouwoshuoyaojile?”

jirenfeidouyaoqizhale,sheibushiyoushenfendiweide,jingranbeiyigexiaoqingnianjichidesiside。

“hunzhang,hunzhangdongxi,nidangnishishei,nidangzheilishishenmedifang,lundedaonizaizheilifangsi。”wenxuechengliandouheile。

hanxiaoxiaozhesongsongjian,qishenzhanqilai,“ba,qiaoninshuode,woconglaimeiyouzheiyisi……

wokandajiajinwandoubuzenmegaoxing,zheiyangba,dengwozheixietianmangguole,gaitianchougeshijian,dajiazaijuju,yijiarenbushuoliangjiahua。”

shuozhe,hanxiaolouzhulewenroudeyao,“laopo,yaobuzanmenxianhuijiaba。”

beihanxiaozheimeqinmidelouzhe,wenrouhenbuziran,youqishiganjuedaohanxiaoshouzhangshangdewenre,shenqushunjianjinbeng。

buguojinwandaoshizhongxinrenshilezheijiahuo,buwenbuhuobudongnu,jiurangjigezhangbeixiabulaitai。

“zou,nixiangwangnalizou?”yuyanglengheng。

zheishi,menwaiyigexiarenkuaibujinmen,“laoye,furen,youkerenlaile,zichengxingpeng,laizizhaojia。”

赵家,姓彭。

wenxuechengdaganyiwai,jimangdao,“kuaikuaiyouqing。”