第2章讽刺
huiangangchuchunxiyuan，bianjiansunfuerguniangderumudumamacongmangdiyingmianzoulai，kanjianhuiandumamajiaobuyidun，lianshangluchuyigeqiguaidexiaolai，shangweirangrenxichabianyouhuanshanglegongjingdexiao。
“mamalaile，womenwangfeizhengyaoquyingerguniangni，erguniangkeshiyijingjinleermen？”
“daguniangmoji，womenguniangkeyedengbujiyaojiandaguniangni。kegunianggangrufuqiahaoyuzhewangyehuifu，wangyeyaoleguniangqufengheyuanshanghuani，zheihuizipashizaiguanhetingle，wangyefenfunubilaiqingdaguniangni。”
dumamahuayugangluo，huiandengrenbianshiyileng。
qinwangbuxiwangfeizheishimanjingchengdouzhidaodeshi，huianyiruwangfubianchenglebushouchongdeqifei，qinwangdahunlianggeyuedoumeihehuianyuanfang，zheizaifuzhongyebusuanshenmemishi。
dahundabannianhuianjianqinwangdemianyizhishoudoushudeqing，jinriwangyejingranzheimejihuianmianzi，yaolehuianniangjiameimeiguanhua，zheikeshiyinianlaitouyizao，jianzhirangrenyiweitingcuolehua。
sangeyahuanyilengzhixiajieluchulexinxidexiao，huiangengshijucudilalelayijin，yankuangweihongdikanxiangxiameng。
“nimenkuaibangwokankan，toufashibushiluanle？haiyouzheishiliuhongdequnzishibushitaiyanle？woyaobuyao......”
“zhuzizheiyangjiuhenhaole，wangyejianledingranyanqianyiliang。”
“womenkuaizouba，tianzheimere，bierangwangyeheermeimeijiudengle。xiamenghedongpingquzhunbeixiebingzhendeshuiguo，haiyouwangyezuiaidemeitangliangcha，zaizhengzhixieerguniangaichidedianxinsongdaoyuanzili。duile，zuoerwomenbushicongyuanzilizhailexiexiasun，peizhexingrenyiqiliangbanle，wangyeruxiaweikoubuhaoxuhuixihuan。”
huianfenfubazheicaizhongxintibu，jicongcongdixiangguanhetingzou。
qinwangfusuoweideguanhetingjianzaiyipianbishuihuxin，shiyijianmuzhidexiaogelou，xiarizaitingzhongnaliangshanghezuishibianlifengya。
huianzouzhiquqiaorukou，bianjiangezhongqingshaweifu，yinyuenengkandaolimianrenyinghuangdong。xiangdaomashangjiunengjiandaofujun，huiandexinpengpengtiaoleqilai，tayijingyouyigeduoyuemeiyoujiandaotale。
shangcijiantahaishizaihuayuan，tayinweiyige**dachifeicu，shidetayanqifuxiuerqu，tajinrizheiban，xianglaishiyijingxiaoqileba？
huaizhetantedexin，huiantiqunbushangquqiao，quejianyigeshenzhelvduanbeizideyaotiaonvziyingleguolai，zhengshisunfuerxiaojiedetieshendayatouximei。
ximeiyingshanglaibianlanzhulehuianjiren，xiaozhedao：“wangfei，womenguniangrangwolaiyingnin，shuoshijinernandedewangyeyezai，bianyijiarenhaohaoshangshangheshuoshuohua，jiuburangyatoumengenzheleba，ninkanshibushiqingqiuqijiejiebingjiweijiejiezaicishaohou？”
huianyileng，xinlibuzhiweiheyongqiyigubushufulai，zongjuezheyounalibuduijing，ketasuijiyoujuezijiduoxiang，zaijiashangmashangjiuyaojiandaochiliandefujunhexiaidemeimei，zheizhongxiyuehekuailelimachongdanlebuan。
tahuitouchongzheqiuqijirenbaishou，fenfudao：“nimenzaicidenghou，bubigenzhesihoule。”
shuobahuianjieleqiuqishouzhongdechoubusandingzaitoushang，zhezhu**ladeyangguangbiankuaibuchaoguanhetingzouqu。
yuezoudejin，guanhetinglichuanchu“peng”deyishengmenxiang，sishishenmedongxibeizhuangdaozaidi，haibanyouyishengqiguaidemenhengshengchuanlai。
buzhiweihehuianzhourantingxialejiaobu，fangfanganningxiadexinyoupengpengdetiaodongleqilai，xinliyouyisibuanwucuodimanyankailai，rangtamoranjuezhexinhuang，sishiqianmianyoushenmekepadeshiqingdengzhezijiyiban，lingtameiyouyongqizaixiangqianzou。
neiyishengxianghoutingzhongbianhuifuleningjing，erbianzhiyuxiachanguozaodimingjiaozhe，huianmengranshuaileshuaitou，zichaoyixiao，zhongxinguashangxiaorongxiangtingzhongerqu。
yuemohaiyoushibuyuan，bianyousisixunnuantianweimolixiangzitingzhongpiaochu，yingraobiduan。huianzaicizhibu，shangweiliqingweiluandexinshen，biantingyishengjiaoxiaocongpiaofudeshamanhoudangchuletingzi。
huianmianseshunjianshabai，dengdaleyanjingkanxiangbeifengchuiqidemanzhang，danjiangezhongyizhangruantashang，yiduinannvnanshenanfen。
huianzhijueshenzaiemengzhong，hunhuneediyingzhenvzijifengdeyan。neishitademeimeia，shitafangcaihaizaiqidaizaoxiejiandaodemeimei，shineigecengwushucilazhetadeshoushuozhe“jie，wohaoxihuanni”desunfuerxiaojie，sunxinci。
erneigebeiduizhetadenanren，neishitachilianderen，shitacishengtuofudeliangren，shitafeijinxinjisuojiadefujun，qinwangliyunchang！
huianzhijueyanqianyizhenzhenfahei，naozhongyipiankongbai，shentixuhuangleliangxiazheicaifuzheqiaolanmianqiangzhanzhu，shouzhongdesanbuzhibujueyijingtuoshou，toudingbaihuahuadeyangguangyesizaizhengdaleyanjifengzhetadeyuchun。
xushichousanluodideshengyinjingxingledongzuozhongdenanren，liyunchangmoranzhuanguotoulai，tajunmeidemiankongdunshizaiyangguangxiabaoluwuyi。