“shentiaoxinikuaidianjiwoqilai，jintianbuguanzenmeshuo，douyaojiwoxiadiqu。”
“sheijiahaoguniangxiangniyiyangtiantianlaizaichuangshang，shuochuqudoudiuren，buzhidaoderenhaiyiweiwoyangdeshishenmeqianjinda**，yaoshiyinweinidanwulenididitamenquxifu，worangnihaokan！”
shenmutuikaimumenjinwu，zhangzhidazuibapilipalajiushiyidunxun，kanchuangshangderenyiyijiuyidiandongjingdoumeiyou，gengshiqibudayichulai，shangqianjiushiyibaxiankaibeizi，papajibazhangluozainvhaideshenshang。
“疼疼疼！”
“maniqingdian！！！”beidadenvhaitengdeyixiapaqilai，qigugudekanzheshenmu，“dazaoshangdeniganmayama，woyoumeishuojintianbuquganhuo。”
“haiyoua，niyihoushengyinxiaodian，shenmeqianjinda**a，rangbierentingjianjubaolezenmeban，woyaoshizhendeyejiusuanle，nayouqianjin**xiangwoyiyangmingkua，chichibubao，chuanchuanbunuan，meitianhaiyaoxiadiganhuo。”
“fangniniangdegoupi，wokansheiganjubao！”shenmuhuashizheimeshuo，sangyinqueshijiangxialaile。
qianjiniannaodelihaideshihou，renrenziwei，zaiwaimiandoubuganshuohua，huijiayehaishixiaoxinyiyide，jiupabeinagexinliyoubingderensuibianyigejubao，ranhoulachuqupidou！zheiyangdeshifashengdetaiduo，raoshiyixiangpoladeshenmukanleyerenbuzhuxinlifahan。
rujinhuanjingshikuansongleyidian，danzhiqianliuxiadeyinyingshizaitaida，sheiyebuzhidaozheiyangdeshihaihuibuhuizailaiyibian。
shentiaoxikanmuqinhaoxiangqixiaolexie，ganjincoushangqian，tuizheshenmudeshenti，wenrouguaiqiaodebaozheng，“ninxianchuqu，wojintiankendingxiadiganhuohaoma，wodehaomama，wofashi。”
shenmuyebushizhendeshengqi，kanjianrenqilaileyejiushunzheshentiaoxideliduchuqu，zoudaomenkou，takanleyanwaibianer，dunleyixia，youzhuanguotoudengleyandaguinv，“biemomocengcengde，zhuajinzhe，quanjiajiudengniyige。”
zhengzaiwaimianxishudejiahuiyunmiaojianzheiyimufanlegebaiyan，yanjisheikana，tiantianzheiyichuchude。
zicongtaliangnianqianjiajinlai，jiumeijiandaguzizhengjingganguojitianhuo，meitianbushizheierbushufu，jiushineibushufu，zhenyaoshenziguruotayerenle，keshijialidanfanyoudianhaochidedoujinletashentiaoxidezuili，chideneitigezi，bisheidoujiankang。
jiahuiyunpiejianshentiaoxibanmizheyanjingchulai，gengshirenbuzhuyoufanleyigedadadebaiyan，niuzheshenjinletaheshentiaohuadewuzi，takededongzuokuaidianle。
jintianzaoshangpopozhidingshizhengdanle，haimeiqichuangtajiuzaiwuziliwendaole，neixiangweisuiranxiao，danyijiutaobuguotadebizi。
takedechuqudingzhe，bierangpianxinyandepopobajidandouwangshentiaoxidewanlifang。
tazheigepopo，kansiduijigezinvyishitongren，danqishi，zuitengdehaishitadedaguzishentiaoxi。
yeqiguai，shentiaoxitajibushilaoda，yebushilaoyao，haishiyigenvhai，popozenmejiuneimexihuanta，sidixiayoudianhaochidedoutoumodejiledaguzi。
bayigenongcunguniangyangdebichengliguniangshuilingling，guanjianshidaguzitafanmeishaochi，huoshiyidianyeganbule，dougaozhongbiyeliangnianle，haimeixiaguojicidi！
gangjiajinlaideshihoutaguyinaqiao，xiangyaotigaozaipojiadediwei，kanbuguanpopozheimeguanzhedaguzi，naopiqi，guyibuquchifan，jieguofaxianrenjiagenbenbuzaihu，buchijiuzhendebujichi，quandoubudaiquande。
dangshitashiyuantianyuandia，qigonggongpopobujitazheigedasaotimian，qizhangfubuzhidaoaihuzijidexifu。
danshibeizheimeyizhengzhi，yemeizhaole，zhinengmeitianzaozaodequfanzhuodengzhe，zheiniantou，chidaozuilidecaishizhende，eduzicaijiaozhennanshoua。
suirantaxiaxiangzhiqianshichengliren，youzijidekouliang，danyebushisuoyouchenglirendounengchibaofan。
youqishitajiayoubagehaizi，bage！
haidoushibandadexiaozi，yizhangkounengchidiaoyitouniudeneizhong，shuangzhigongyeyangbuqizheimeduodehaizia，tayoushizhongjianneige，congxiaobeihushidelihai，chideshaogandeduo。
jiahuiyunxiangqineiduanrizi，douyouxiehuanghu。
yinxiangzhongtahaoxiangbanbaodoumeichishangguo，meitianwanshangedeyanjingmaolvguang，xiaxiangsuiranku，danzuiqimanengchigeliuqifenbao。
zhangjiacunshidacun，tudiduocunliganbuweirengongdao，xiadiganhuo，jiuyouliangshifen，jiashangzhiqinghaiyoubutie，zhiyaomeiyouxiangbukaibaliangshisongren，neikebitazaichenglichidebaoduole。
tabamadaoshixiangrangtajichuxiekoulianghuiqu，kexi，tajiahuiyunbuchun。
songhuiquyeshijijialineiyiwozisizilidechi，pingsha？
xiaxiangdeshihounituiwowotuini，zuihoutuidaotashenshang，bibudeyi，tachuanyijianpoyishang，daizheyigexiaobaofujiuxiaxiangle。
下乡累吗？
dangranleile，leidetayoushihoudouhuaiyizijiyaojianchibuxiaqule，yaobushineiyikoukouchidaozuilidefan，zhenyaoaobuxiaqu。
jiehunzhihou，gengshidiaojinlefuwowo，meitianbujinchidebao，huohaiqingsonglebushao。
fandaoshiniangjiaxiongdijiemei，meigongzuohaibushiyaoguaiguaixiaxiang，jialimeiqianmeimenlu，zhaogegongzuobidengtianhainan，genghekuangtajiakebushiyigelianggegongzuojiunengjiejuede，xiangdaozhei，jiahuiyunbujinluchulexingzailehuodexiaorong。
yebieguaitameigexiongmeiqingyi，dangchuneixierenxuweidezuilian，takehaijideqingqingchuchuni。
jiahuiyunyongxiaomuzhizhijiankouchuyixiaokuaimianshuang，xixidecazailianshang，youcuolecuoshuangshou，kanzhezhongyumeiyouliehendeshuangshou，shouqihuiyi，manyideqishen。
jingguoyuanzi，takanjiandaguzisuiyiliaolebashuixilian，xiatiantianliangdezao，liudianzuoyoutaiyangyijinggaogaoguaqile，yangguangsadaguzilianshang，shuizhucongbaixixinideliandanshanggunluo，raoshiyijingduidaguzimeimaomianyidejiahuiyun，haishikanzhileyan。
guaiguai，zheishiyigecungunengyoudemeimao，pabushishanlidejingguaichengrenba。
tameirenzhumomozijideliandan，xinliyisuan。
zenmeshuotayesuanqingxiukeren，jiusuanxiaxiangzhihoumeitianshaitaiyang，wuguanzaineier，chouyechoubudaonali，yaoburanyebunengmideshentiaohuabugugongpozulanquleta，danhedaguzibi，neijiushiyigetianshangyigedishang。
gongpozhangxiangyejiuneiyanga，putongdenongcunrenzhangxiang，jigezinvchuledaguziyedoupuputongtong，shuobushangchou，yeshuobushanghaokan。
zenmetashentiaoxijiuzhangdegewaibuyiyangni，huobuxiangshiyijiarenside。
yinweizheitahaitoutouwenguoshentiaohua，quequeshishishigongpoqinshengde，daguzichushengdeshihou，zhangfuyijingliusuile，daoledongshidenianji，tashiqinyankanzheshentiaoxichushengde。
xiangxiangyedui，yaobushiqinshengde，gongpozenmekenengtengrentengdegenyanzhuyiyang，biekantapopozaoshangzheimeshuaishuaidadade，doushiyanjitakande，bujiushipataduidaguziyouyijianma，he。