第一章 荒唐

chenxiaohuidaidaidekanzheyanqiandeqinzijianding,renbuzhuxiangzichao。

renshengzuihuangtangdeshiqingshishenme,dagaijiushizheizhonggouxuedeshiqingyehuifashengzaizijishenshang。

zijiduzilisangeyuedadehaizi,juranbushizhangfucaijinglide,zheizenmekeneng!

“nihaixiangshuoshenme?”caijinglijiangqinzijiandingrengzaitademianqian,shensuidemouziyingraozheyane,“zuodiao。”

dierjuhuahenhendizaruchenxiaohuidexinli,tataitoukanxiangcaijingli,yandiquanshibukezhixin,“jiuyinweizheifenbinglengdewenjian,nijiuquexinzheihaizibushinidele?”

“weishenmebuxin?”caijinglilengxiaoyisheng,“niwanglenizhiqianzuodezhongzhongma?nihaiyoushenmezhidewoxinde?”

tayandideyanexiangshiyitiaotuzhexinzidedushe,chenxiaohuibeijidekuibuchengjun。

“lairen,songtaitaiquyiyuan!”duiyuhaizihuishisheidewenti,caijingligenbenmeiyouxingquxunwen。

chenxiaohuixiangxinyanqiannanrendefennujinjinshichuyunanxingbenneng,hexihuanyidiandouzhanbushangbian。

“wobuqu!”chenxiaohuichezhetadeshoubei,yazhesangzidao,“wohaizishisheidewozijiqingchu,nibunengdadiaota。”

nanrendemouzimeiyousihaodewendu,zhishijiangshouchouli,zhouzhemeibufayiyu。

chenxiaohuilengleyixia,suijileran,“nikezhencanren。”

“wocanren?xianzaizheiyiqiezhinengguainiziji!”caijinglilengxiao。

ruguobushidangchuzijibeixiadongxixilihutudeshuileta,ruguobushibeichenjiadegouzipaidao,ruguobushiyulunyalitaida,zijiyidingbuhuiheyanqianzheigenvrenzaiyiqi。

tianzhidaotadegaoaobunengbeirenzheimewannong!dangchutazenmebeixiepode,jintiantajiuzenmehaijiziji!

chenxiaohuishibeiwuhuadabangdaoyiyuande,qiangxingsongdaofuchanke。

zuozhendeyishengjiandaotamen,lengleyixia,“xiaohui?jingli?”

chenxiaohuiyikan,juranshizijidehaopengyouheyixin,“yixin,bangwojihaizizhongxinzuoqinzijianding。”

heyixinchayidekanzhechenxiaohui,“jianding?nandaonimeiyougaosujingli?”

陈笑卉愣了。

“zheihaizibenlaijiubushijinglidea。”heyixinweinandekanzhecaijingli,“nimengangjiehun,xiaohuiyizhimeiyouhuaishang,wosuikoushuoleyijukeyizhaorenjiezhong,meixiangdaotazhendedonglezheigeniantou。shiwobuhao,shiwobuhao!”

chenxiaohuifennudeyaojinyagen,tabuganxiangxinheyixinhuishuochuzheizhonghua!

heyixinjixujieshi,“jingliniyebieshengqi,kenengxiaohuishitaizhejile。”

“nihushuoshenme!woshenmeshihouqujiezhongle!”chenxiaohuizhijuedekexiao,xianzaishizenmehuishi,guimicefanma?genneixiegouxuejingtouyimoyiyang。

heyixinwenroudekaikou,“xiaohui,niyetaixinjile,haiziyidinghuiyoudea。”

“bahaizizuodiao。”caijinglisihubingmeiyouxingqucanyuzheichangzhiwen,lengshengkaikou,“xianzaidaidaoshoushushiliqu。”

“nigan!”chenxiaohuifengkuangdezhengzha,shengyindouhanpoyin,“sheidoubuzhundongwodehaizi,caijingliwobuzhidaoheyixinweishenmeyaozaizheizhongshihousahuangwuxian,danniyidingyaozheimejueqingma!”

caijinglikanzhemianrongjiaohaodeta,manmanshouhuishixian,“jitadazhenjingji。”