第1章
“daye，kuailaiwanera~！”
“快进来呀~！”
qinwuyouconghuazhizhaozhandeguniangjianchuanguo，geshigeyangdezhifenxiangqihuanraozaikoubizhijian，neiyitiaotiaobizhixianxide**，neishenbujiandidegouhe，kandetayandouzhile。
“bukuishixitongrendingdeshenjiangmiaozi，xiaoxiaonianjijiuxuehuiguangqingloule？”
“biwozheigechuanyuezhewandedouhua！”
秦无忧连连感慨。
meicuo，qinwuyoushigechuanyuezhe。
wutianzhiqian，tayiwaichuanyuelaidaolezheigeshijie，jiuzaitazhunbeipingzhezijifengfudelishizhishidazhanquanjiaodeshihou，queturanfaxiandaqianbushuyutayizhiderenheyigechaodai。
erqie，zijichuanyueguolaideyuanzhuhaishigehaoduchengxingdebaijiazi，bujinbajiayeshuguangle，haiqidefumushuangshuangshangdiaozijin，daozhizijiyichuanguolaijiuchenglegebuzhebukoudeguer......
jiuzailiulangdaoyaogengouqiangfanchideshihou，tadexitongdaohuole。
tadexitongmingweizhutianshenjiangzhengbaxitong。
keyitongguoshouyangguerhuodejifen，jifenzekeyizaishangchengzhongduihuangezhongqimiaodedaoju，dadao**，xiaodaoweishengzhi，shenzhijiulianyixiemofaxuanhuanzaowu，quandoukeyicongshangchengzhongduihuan。
zheiyaoshiyouzugoudejifen，neihaibudeshangtianlou？
可是，现实很骨感。
youdangjietoudezheijitian，bieshuoguerle，talianliulanggoudoumeijiandaoyizhi。
jiuzaitajijinjuewangzhiji，xitongdanchuleyitiaotishi。
“【shilihualang】youshenjiangmiaozichumei。”
guertianziyouqiangyouruo，qizhongzuiyouxiuzhe，beichengzuoshenjiang，shouyangyigeputongguerzhiyou10dianjifen，ershouyangyigeshenjiangzuyouliangqianjifen，bingqiehaiyouewaijiangli。
qinwuyoushoudaozheitiaotishi，lijidongshenganwang。
laidaozheizuodiaolanyuqidelougenei，tasixiazhangwangleyifan，chuyingehetaxiangxiangdejiyuan、yaozibingbuyiyang，zhenyaoshuodehuafaneryouxiexiangshidiqiudejiuba。
datingjintou，wutaishangxuanzheyidaozhulian。
zhulianzhong，youqinshengchuanchu。
taixia，yiqunrenzuozaiyazuobaojianzhong，gongchoujiaocuo，renaofeifan，shibushihaiyoufujiashaoyepaichuzijidexiaosiqianwangwutaishangdashangyier，weiduqinwuyouduiqinshengbuganxingqu。
tawushiletaishangdehuakui，xinwupangwu，zhuanxinxunzhaoshenjiangmiaozi。
女人？
nvrenzhihuiyingxiangwobadaodesudu！
还是办正事儿要紧。
jiuzaicishi，qinwuyouyuguangturanpiejianyidaojinguang，zhijianyidaoxiaoxiaodeshenyingduanzhechashuizoujinzhulianhou，neihaizihunshensanfajinguang，zheizhengshishenjiangmiaozidetezheng。
“终于找到你了！”
qinwuyouliezuiyixiao，shiyezhonglijidanchuleduifangdeziliao。
姓名：二狗
jiban：huakuilinchuyinyangzi
关系：未收服
zizhi：shenjiang（younianqi）
qinwuyoukandaozizhiyilan，bujinjidongdicuolecuoshou，guoranshigeshenjiangmiaozi，zhiyaonengchenggongshouyangergou，daoshihousuibiancongshangchengzhongmaidiandaoju，zijizaidaqianyesuanshizhanwenjiaogenle。
buguo，xiangshouyangergou，raobukailinchuyin。
qinwuyouzhengxiangyaoqutaishang，helinchuyintantanshouyangdeshiyi。
kejiuzaicishi，qinshengbianzou。
yishouyouyangwanzhuandequzicongzhulianhouyouyouchuanchu，yindezaichangzhongduobinkefenfenchengdao：“qingyinguniangqinqishuhuayangyangjingtong，caimingguanjueshilihualang，tadecaiyiyouyaoshuzhei《guanglingsan》zuiweizhuojue。”
“qinshengzhongle，kaishijingpai。”
“buzhidao，jinwanyoushisheinengyuqingyingunianggongduchunxiaoni？”
“wochuyiqianwubailiang！”
“两千两！”
“......”
zhongduobinkefenfenchujia，jigefujiagongzigengshiyizhiqianjin，zhiweiyulinchuyingongduchunxiao。
qinwuyoujicichangshizheshangqian，keshi，linchuyindeyongdunjiduo，xiangtazheizhonghebaobilianhaiganjingdeqiongguilianneichangdoujibujinqu，genghuanglunshixiangyaohelinchuyinshangtanshouyangtadeyangzideshiqingle。
hefushaomendoufu，xianranshidoubuguode。
得另想个法子！
yankanlinchuyindeguoyefeishuizhangchuangao，yijingzhangdaoleqianliangzhiju，bushaonangzhongxiusedekerenyijingtingzhilebaojia，zhishengxiajigeyizhehuaguidefushaohaizailecibupidijingzhengzhe。
lianhou，linchuyinyanzhongshanguoyisiyoushang。
一步踏错终身错。
tasuiranshimingmanshilihualangdehuakui，caimingwushuang，queyaomeiriquyuezheixiesuren。
实在是可悲至极！
xiangdaozheili，tabuyoudeqingtanyisheng，ketadetanxishenghaiweiluoxia，taixiayechuanlaileyishengyouyouqingtan：“jiuwenchuyinguniangsuyoucaiming，jinriyijian，ai......”
linchuyinwenyanjiemaoyizhan，shuangshouanzaiqinxianzhishang。
youyouqinsheng，jiaranerzhi。
linchuyinxunshengwangqu，zhijianyigeqingnianyilianshiwang，zhengzhunbeizhuanshenliqulinchuyinxinshenghaoqi，buyoudexinshenghaoqi，lijikaikoujiangqiliulexialai：“gongziweihetanxi？”
shuohuaderen，zhengshiqinwuyou。
paoniushouzediyitiao：yinqiduifangdehaoqi。
xianzaiyueryijingyaogoule！
qinwuyouyishoubeifuzaishenhou，yishouxuanzaixiongqian，shizudecaizimoyang：“jiuwenguniangsuyoucaiming，jinriyijian，meixiangdaoyeshigeshirenyahui，buzhiqinyi，zhizhianpudanzoudesuren。”
“zheiquzikangkaijiang，youanzangshaqi。”
“guniangyiciquyazhou，nandaoshixiangsheshengquyi，anshamouweizaichangbinkema？”
“woshuonimingbufushi，nikeyoubufu？”
qinwuyouzheihuayizhenjianxue，dunshiranglinchuyinmanlianxiunao，ketahaiweikaikouzhongduobinkequenule。
“wokannijiushichengxinlaidaoluande！”
“chuyinguniangcaimingguanjueshilihualang，jiulianjingchengdeguirendouduichuyinguniangdeqinjizanbujuekou，niyousuangeshenmedongxi，jingranyeganzaizheilidafangjueci？”
“yishouquzi，hebishanggangshangxian？”
“benshaoyejiushixihuanchuyinguniangdanzoudezheishouquzi。”
“zenmeyang，buxingma？”
qinwuyouniutoukanxianglinchuyindenaocanfenmen，chixiaoyishenghaobuliuqingdaopolezhenxiang：“nimenneishixihuanquzima？nimenneishichantadeshenzi，wodoubuxidedianponimen！”
linchuyinwenyan，gengshihendeyaoleyaoyinya。
tapojucaiming，jinriquebeiqinwuyouruciruiping，sangyinbujinanhannuqi：“jiranzheiweigongzijiangxiaonvzishuodeyiwenbuzhi，xiangbishiyiweiyinlvdajia，haiqinggongzizhidianyier。”
qinwuyouwenyan，weiweiyixiao。
paoniushouzediertiao，qianwanbuyaozuotiangou。
linchuyinshenweihuakui，shenglaijiuzhongxinggongyue，xiangyaocongtashenpangdezhongduotiangouzhongshachu，bodetadeguanzhu，jiuyaofanqidaoerxingzhi，rangtarenshidaozijibushitiangou。
“指教不敢当。”
“buguo，zaixiaoudeyishoujuequ，jinridaoshikeyizengyuguniang。”
“请借琴一用。”
linchuyinqinghengyisheng，huanshinvsonglaileyibaqin。
qinwuyouzaiqintaiqianzuoxia。
“献丑了！”
zhongduobinkekanxiangtadeyanshenjibuyoushan，jinrizaichangdenagebudongxieyinlv，zheixiaozijinggankouchukuangyan，daihuiertadanzoudequzidanfanyouyidianbudui，jiumianbuleshouyidunxiluo。
“咚！”
suizheyishengqinyinxiangqi，zaichangdesuoyourendoulengzhule。
这是什么曲子？
没听过啊！
zhulianhou，linchuyinmeimouzhonggengshiyicailianlian，qinwuyousuodanzoudequzicutingqilaihuangdanbujing，keshizaixixipinweizhihou，qizhongqueyunhanzheyigudutedeyunwei。
suizhequdiaoyuelaiyuehuankuai，xianchangshenzhiyourengenzhedaqilejiepai。
良久，一曲终了。
chuyingezhongjijingwubi，jiulianneixiezhunbeikaikouxiluodeqinwuyouderen，cishiyeshitaozuiqizhong，yijuhuadoushuobuchulai，zuizhonghaishilinchuyinkaikoudapolechenmo。
“ganwenxiansheng，ciqujiaoshenmemingzi？”
qinwuyouzaoyiliaodaozheigejieguo。
zhengsuoweiqugaohegua，lunyijing，zijisuodanzoudequzihuoxuburuguqinqu，keshilunjichuanchangdu、xiyinli，zijinaozilisuibiantiaochuyishouxiandailequneijiushigagaluansha。
erzhei，yezhengshipaoniushouzedisantiao。
带她领略新事物！
“ciqumingweiaizaixiyuanqian，jinridanzouyiquzengyuchuyinguniang。”
“gaoci！”qinwuyouqishenliqu。
tabianzouxinlibianmoshuzhe：“san、er、yi......”
“xianshengliubu！”linchuyinbokaizhulianzoulechulai，kanxiangqinwuyouliqudefangxianghuanleyisheng：“xianshengyinlvzaoyifeifan，xiaonvzixiangqingjiaoyier，haiqingxianshengdaofangjianyixu。”
zhongduotiangoujianchuyinguniangbeirenjiezuxiandeng，fenmenzhiseyiyuyanbiao。
keqinwuyouwenyanshenranyixiao。
jiandansanbu，ranghuakuiweiwochangkaifangmen。
成了！