第3章 笑一笑,能让人魂魄升天

“nishuoshenme!”taihoubeitaqidexiongkouhenaorenyiqiteng,“bianzhizuiming?nongxuzuojia?huangdibianzhileshenmezuiming?youzuoleshenmejia?niyizhizaigenaijiadingzui!zheimeduorendoukandaole!zheimeduoshuangerduodoutingdaole!naliyoujia?”

wenhuangshuo:”taihouniangniang,chennvsuicongxiaobuzaifuqinshenbianzhangda,danchennvdezufuzumushuo,shenweichengxiangdinv,gaiyoudejiaoyang,yiyangyebunengshao。

suoyi,tamencongxiaoqinglezuihaodexianshenglaijiaodaochennv。chennvshudujingshiziji,jingtongqinqishuhua,xianshengmendoushuo,chennvtianziconghui。

huangshangshuochennvxingziyudun……bianshibianzhizuiming,nongxuzuojia。”

taihouhaicongweijianguoganrucizichuizileidechenzi,genghekuanghaishigenvzi,dengzhetashuobuchuhualai。

xuanpozuijiaowanlewan:“haiconglaimeiyourenganzaizhenmianqianrucikuakou。”

wenhuangtaimou,kanxiangxuanpo:“huangshangruobuxin,kedangchangkaoyanchennv。”

juemeiderongyan,jueqiangdeshuimou,zhizhizhuangjinlexuanpoyanli。

xuanpochenmopianke,quebingweidangchangkaoyanta,ershiwen:“jiusuanrunisuoshuo,nei,butingtaihoushengxun,zongshizhendeba?”

wenhuang:“chennvbingfeibutingtaihouniangniangshengxun。zhishi,junwuxiyan,wuxinbuli!shengzhiyixia,bukegenggai!chennvshichen,youquanjiantaihoudezeren。”

“ni……ni……”taihouzhizheta:“nihaizhenshifanle!lairen!batajiwotuochuqu!”

lianggeshenxingkuiwudeneiguankuaibuzouguolai。

yibianyige,jiuyaozhuazhutadegebo,jiangtatuochuqu。

“nihaoxianghenxiangliuzaigongli?”xuanpoturanwen。

lianggeneiguanyileng,duishiyiyan,qiaoranhoutui。

wenhuang:“huihuangshang,shi!”

“为何?”玄珀问。

为何?

因为……你。

wenhuangtaimou,wangzhexuanpo,yanliliuluchuxiexuqingmuzhise,shuo:“chennvzidongshiqi,biantingguoxuduoguanyuhuangshangdechuanwen。xianbaoersheng,tianfuzhuojue,longzhangfengzi!jinriyijian,gengshijingweitianren!chennvzhisuoyixiangliuxia,ziranshi……xiangliuzaihuangshangshenbian,jinyushengzhili,sihouzaice。”

xuanpodingzhetakanlebanshang,turanchongtaxiaolexiao。

zuijiaosigoufeigou,meiyansiroufeirou。

wenhuangzaicibeixuanpodemeimaozhenhandao。

zheikezhenshigerangrenzhuakuangdemeirenera!

xiaoyixiao,nengrangrenhunposhengtiandechengdu……

pangbiandelvyinvzijianzhuang,yanlizhimaohuo,yegubudetimianbutimian,youqiyoujidishuo:“biaoge!ninkeqianwanbiebeitadehuayanqiaoyupianle!wenluzainindetuichushizhihou,jiurangwenyugennintuilehun!haixiangyonglixuanyingneigeluanchenzeiziweidi!zheiyangbeixinqiyidexiaoren,tadenverhuishishenmehaodongxi?yaowoshuo,buguanshiwenhuanghaishiwenyu,doubugairugong!zhenggewenjia,dougaizhigedazuicaishi!”

cihuashuochulezaichangsuoyourendexinsheng,bushaogongnv、taijiandouanandiantou。

正是如此。

jintianbeisongjingonglaidebamingnvzi,qirendoushiyongxuanpodengjidegongchenzhinv。

zhiwenhuang,suanshi……nichenzhinv。

xuanposhixiandidedizhangzi,chushengdeshihou,zuilijingtuchuyikeguangmangcuicandebaozhu!jiazhizhangxiangcanmei,conghuiyichang,ziyoubianbeifengweitaizi,haiyuchaozhongzuiweigaoquanzhongdezuochengxiangwenluzhinvwenyudingleqin。

danshiliunianqian,xuanpocanfeile!

xiazhitanhuan,zaiyezhanbuqilai!

wenludagaijuedexuanpowandanle,rangwenyugenxuanpotuilehun,gaierfuchinianyoudeerhuangzi。

kefengcideshi,xuanpotuijiaocanfeile,dantaiyiduandingyuzisishiwuaide,jingguoyifanmingzhengandou,zuizhongtahaishijiweizuolehuangdi。

xinhuangdengjihou,yinshangweichengqin,hougongkongwuyiren,dachenmenjianyi,zhenxuangongchenzhinv,chongshihougong。

皇帝同意了。

danshitajuranxiazhi,rangwenjiayesongnverjingong!

而且指名要嫡女。