第3章

电视剧真好看。

woqiaozhetuikaozaichuangshangkanpingban。

手机狂响。

顺手接起。

「周白白!」

nuhoushengchadianerchuantouermo,woganjinnakaishouji,tiaomei:「ganmani?jiunizheifuwunengkuangnudemoyang,haixiaocao?biedenvshengyikanjiuhepaoleba。」

「womameishoulewodeshouban!suoyoushouban!」jiangchiqifendishuodao,「tahaishuodaxueshengshenghuofeizhiyouyiqiankuai,yihouyezhijiwoyiqian,nirangwohexibeifenga!」

wowuzuijingya:「aya,zhendema?neitaihaole。」

jiangchi:「……nidengzhe。」

wojiaobian:「ganmachongwofapiqi,nimamameishounideshoubanshenghuofei,youbushiwogande。」

jiangchi:「zhoubaibai,nihewomadeliaotianjiludouzaini,haibuchengren?」

jiranyouzhengju,neijiumeibiyaoyanshile。

wokesouyisheng,lizhiqizhuang:「shiwoyouruhe?」

蒋驰:「你等着。」

woqingmieyixiao,huangusizhou。

fangjiandasaoganjingle,dongximadezhengzhengqiqi,touyexile,lianyecaganjingle,wonaidangdaidaxueshengkaimo!tanengnaworuhe?

ranerwodigulejiangchidewuchi。

wanshangwohebamacouzaiyiqichifan,menlinghuranxiangqi,weilebujinumuhou,woshixiangdiganjinpaoqukaimen。

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「chuqu!」wodishengdao。

他充耳不闻。

woyongshentidangzaitashenqian,kewotouzhidaotajianbang,shengaoyimiliusandewo,zaiyimibaliudetamianqian,xiandegewaijiaoxiao。

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我:???

huiguoshen,wochadianqizha!

taneidongzuo,bushiyongbao,bushituisang,wanquanxiangtiyigeaishidexiaowanyier,qingpiaopiaodijiangwotidaoyibian。

shanghaixingbuda,wuruxingjiqiang!

「jiang、chi!」woyaoyaqiechi。

jiangchihuangruweiwen,tizheliwushishirancongxuanguanzoujinketing,guaiqiaodixiangbamadao:「shushuayihao。」