第二章笑话
shennishangheleyitiao，bennengdiqutuita，“bushi，womeixiang！”
tashenshangdandandezhizihuaxiangbeitiwenzhengtengchengtumideweidao。
jiazhilianshangdexianxue，shashihuanxinglejiangxubaixindiyuanshidezhengfuyu。
jiangxubaixiangshennishangbijin。
“shennishang，nijiubieduanzhele！”
“buyao，buyao，xubainibiezheiyang，wopa。”
她痛得叫了起来。
jiangxubaiwenyan，kanleyiyan。
“diyici？wojiuzhidaoneitianwanshangwobuhuipengni！kannipangdexiangtouzhu，wojiushizaie，mianduiniyebuhuiyoubandianshiyu！nizheigepianzi！xianzaizhongyudadaomudele！kaixinlema！”
……
小屋里安静下来。
tabashennishangwangmenwaiyisang，tazetangdaoneijiandexiaochuangshang，dianranyizhiyan，“gunba！”
zhuhuohuminghuan，tademianpangmengzheyicenghanshuang。
shennishangmantuntundizhenglizheziji，kanzhejiangxubaidelian，buyoudezicanxingkui。
tazheiyangmeihaodeyigeren，benjiugaiqushenankeneiyangpiaoliangdenvrenweiqi。
是自己配不上他。
qulingtangduizhenainaidezhaopiankelesangetou，shennishangmonianjijuduibuqi，liangliangqiangqiangchumen。
xuyandedamenhou，hudishanchushenankedeshenying。
tayishouwuzhushennishangdezuiyishouchezhetoufa，jiangshennishanghenkuaidailidaoyuanchudeshulindangzhong。
shennishangsuiranpang，quepangdehenxu，yidianliqiyemeiyou。
zaijiashanggangcaibeijiangxubaizhemoleyifan，xianzaigenbenbushishenankededuishou。
shenankebatawangshugenxiayitui，papadaletalianggeerguang，jiuzhetadeyiling，henbudeyikouyaozaitabozishang。
“shennishang，nishiguyide！xubaiyijinggaosunisongzoukerenjiuhuijia，niweishenmehaihuilai！niguyidaduanwoliang，jiushiweilerangtazaixingtoushangyaoleni！kannishahuhude，gouyinnanrendeshouduanhaizhenshixiasanlan！”
shennishangpinjinliqihuluanzhualeliangba。
zhongyujiangshenankedetoufachezaishouli。
tadengzheshenankeyijingniuqudemianpang，“shenanke，luanlunnidaohaiyoulile？younanpengyouhaiyaogouyinzijidejiefu，nijiuneimequenanrenma！”
shenankehengleyisheng，“shenmenanpengyou！nishaohushuo，neixiedoushiduiwosichanlandadezhuiqiuzheeryi，woaidezhiyoujiangxubaiyigeren！rujinlaotaitaiyijingmeile，shixiangde，jiutongkuaigunchujiangjia，biedengzherenjiawangwaiganni，zuihouluodehenimayiyangdexiachang！”
shennishangdeyanjingxuehongyipian。
dangnian，shenankedemahuaizheyunxiaosanshangwei，shennishanghemamabeiganchushenjia。
meiguobannian，mamayuyuerzhong，shennishangcaiyoubeijielehuilai。
keneiduimunv，jingduicishibuyiweichi，fanyiweirong！
shennishangxiaole，“xiangrangwozou？meimen！woshinainaidiantouqujinmendejiangjiasunxifu！zhiyaowobusi，nijiuyongyuanbiexiangdengzhewojinirangwei！wodaoshiyaofengquanni，biedengdaorenlaozhuhuangle，xiangzhaogejieshouderendouzhaobudaole！”
shenankebeiqideyaoshanglaisida，“feidexiangzhuyiyang，niyepeizuojianglaotaitaidesunxifu！shennishang，nikankannimajiniquzheigemingzi，jiushigedaxiaohua！nishang，nipangzheiyangnengchuanjinquma？”
zheishi，lingtangneibianshiruyiliangqiche。
shenankebudeyitingleshou，xianglexiang，shunzhexiaolulikaile。
chezishilaijieshennishanghuijiangjiaxiuxide，shennishangzhenglileyixia，shangche，heyan。