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tajianqidishangdesuipianduizhezhibojianzhongwangyoushuodao：“jiuzheizhongdongxi，pinxixishangshijikuaijiunengmaiyige。”
fangzelaopobiyi，“yigexiaosan，zhuangshenmewenhuaren！”
youwangyouguanchaxizhi，renchuciqishanghuawenbuyiban。
“dengdeng，zheigeciqihaoxiangzhenshitangchaode，wolaobanqianduanshijianpaidaoyige，jiazhigaodashangqianwan。”
fangzelaopoxinliyihuang，shoushangdesuipianbushoukongzhidediaodaodishang。
这可怎么办？
yigediaoshaoyandenvrenchongdaofangzelaopogenqian，“yingzi，tayigexiaosanzenmekenengzaijialibaishangqianwandedongxi，kendingdoushiyangzihuo。”
fangzelaopotinglezheihuayebuhuangle，fanerchongwopokoudama。
“zenme，zaichuangshangzhangtuibugouben，haixiangkaozheixieyangzihuodiaogengyouqianyoushidenanrenshiba？”
“jiemeimen，doujiwozaganjing，xiawuwoqingdajiahezuiguidenaicha。”
“womenbunengrangzheixiajiandexiaosanwurulewenhuaren。”
zhongrentinglefangzelaopodeyaohezadegengqijing，sanliangrenjiebangezizhaofangjian，liqiudadaoyijianbuliu。
ketingdebaijian，yimaojiandezhubaoyushidengdengquanbubeisaodangyikong。
zuishanghaibuwangchaofeng，“xiaosanchuandejiushihuayangduo，pabushiweilerangnanrenduotuojiciba，haha！”
wojingxinbuzhidejia，daochuyipianlangjie，quanbeitamenhuile。
worenbuzhuxintengdebilebiyan，zheiqunqiangdao！
woshenshouqugouchajishangdeshoujizhunbeidadianhuabaojing，quebeifangzelaopoyibaqiangguoqu。
“wokeshiyizhidingzhenini，haixiangtoutoubaojing？”
shuobazhijienaqiyanhuigangjiangwodeshoujizalan。
“nigouyinwolaogongshangchuangdeshihou，zenmemeixiangdaohuibeiwozhaoshangmenni？”
“heng，duifunizheizhongmeidixiandexiaosanjiuyaowomenyuanpeiqinzichushouchengzhi。”
wokanlekansifenwuliedeshouji，lengshengkaikou，“xiwangnimenshangleshenpantingyenengzheimelizhiqizhuang！”
wodeduociquangaofanerzhuzhangletamendexiaozhangqiyan，wobizuibuzaiyuzheiqunfengpozifeihua。
fangzelaopojianzhibojianrenshuyizhibaozengzhong，shuangyanfanguang，aigefangjianjiwangyoumenzhanshitamendelaodongchengguo。
“jiemeimen，duifuxiaosanqianwanbunengxinruan，tamengouyinnanrendeshihoukebuhuiguanzanmenrizizenmeguo！”
“zheizhishiwomenduitadexiaoxiaojiaoxun，houmianhaiyougengcijide！”
woqiaoqiaotaitousaoleyanmenkoudezhenkongshexiangtou。
dangshiwoanzhuangzheigeyeshiweileyifangwanyi，meixiangdaohaizhenyouyongdeshangdezheiyitian。
fanzhengtamendesuoyouxingweidoubeiqingchudepaixialai。
dengqingsuandeshihou，yigedoupaobudiao。
砸了不用赔？
那是不存在的！
zheishihouyougerenzaleileyikaozaiqiangshangxiuxi，buxiaoxinchupengdaokaiguan，jiangwodemishidakaile。
suoyourendouzaifengkuangdaza，genbenmeiyourenzhuyidaozheiyixianxiang。
woyiguoquzhunbeiqiaoqiaobamenguanshang。
turanyizhenhuankuaidelingshengcongmishichuanchulai，bazhongrendemuguangquanbuxiyinguolai。
woliansedabian，“neilishigefangzawudefangjian。”