guanzhongmenjuedebutaiduijing。
liangshadongxidoumeidai，erqielaidaoxiangcunlijuranhaizheimexiangshou！
zheizhongqingkuangzai《bianxingji》shiqiansuoweiyoude！
huoxutashizhenxinlaitiyanshenghuode？
huoxuliangzhennengshiyingzaixiangcunderizi？
buguohenkuai，zheizhongxiangfajiuyanxiaoyunsan。
yinweiguanzhongmenfaxian，zheijishoucunshizaishitaiqiongle！
jianchawanxinglihou，daoyanjiuduizheijishoucunzuolegexiangxidejieshao。
suiranzheicunzimingjiao“jishoucun”，danjueduibushishenmeyanglaodehaodifang。
huanshanbangshui，wenchongduo，shenzhishanlinliyouyeshou。
cunzijingjifazhantiaojianluohou，shenzhimeiyouyitiaowanzhengdelu，quandoushininingdexiaolu。
jiajiahuhudiaidetuqiang，rangrenganjuezheicunzijianzhicunzaiyushangshiji。
quancunshouruquanbuyikaozhongdi，ranerxiangshenmeshougeji、tuolijidengxiandaihuadesheshigenbenkanbudao。
jiajiahuhuyemeiyoushenmedianqi，kongdiao、dianshi、dianbingxiang，shadoumei......
shenzhicunminmenjialiliangedianshandoumeiyou！
xiatiantaire，cunminmenzhinengshuizaiyuanzili，suirannengliangkuaidian，danbeishechongshuyidingyaoshichangyoudeshier。
haowuyiwen，jishoucunshi《bianxingji》jiemuzukaiboyilaizaofangguodezuiqiongcunzhuang！
“guaiguai，woyuanlaijuedewodecunziqiong，xianzaikanqilaiwodecunzijianzhishitiantanga！”
“jiemuzuzheiyicizhengouhende，zheimezhengrenjiashoufuzhizi，jiubupaliangyinuzhixiabaofutamen？”
“woqu，zheidaxiatianwuliliangedianfengshandoumeiyou，gewowowanshangdoushuibuzhejue，juranrangshoufuzhizishuizheizhongdifang，jiemuzushizheichunchunshizaizhemolianga。”
“wojuedeliangjueduiyaofabiaole，renjiazhishishuoxiangtiyanxiangcunshenghuo，kemeishuoyaotiyanjidupinkundexiangcunshenghuo，jiemuzuzheiyangzuofenmingshizaizhengtabitahuijiarencuoa。”
“zezeze，wobenlaiyiweishoufuba《bianxingji》maixialaishixiangjizijierzidianeryoudai，woxianzaimingbaile，lidonghongjiushixiangwangsiligaotaerzi，rangtachangchangjiaoxun。”
guanzhongmenfachuyizhenzhenjinghu。
yuanlaineixiegebianxingjidezhurengongyinweijialimeidianshidounengdafapiqi，bieshuozheizhongdifangle。
shuojubuhaotingde，zheijiushiqiongshaneshui！
shenbanbugouqiangzhuangde，laizheizhongdifangdoudexiandabingsantian，gengbuyaoshuoliangle。
退节目吧！
suoyourendoujuedeliangjinwankendingshiyaotuichu《bianxingji》le。
daoyanyemanhuaiqidaidikanzheliang。
zhiyaoliangxianzaituichu，neitadeshibeixinzijiudaoshouleya！
jiemuzuderenyuanmenyigegeyechenzhetouzhangwang，dajiadouzaidengliangshuoyige“bu”zi。
“wojinwanzhunajianfang？”
李昂露出了微笑。
tajiushicongzheiyangyigepinkuncunlizouchulaidea！
suiranhouxutarihouxiangjinronghuafugui，danshuoshihua，zuinanwangdehaishixiaoshihouzaicunzilikuzhongzuolederizi。
shuoyanjindianer，dangshiliangnianjixiao，tadoubujuedezheiyangderiziku。
zaixiaoliangkanlai，dijiuyinggaishinitudi，jialijiuyinggaimeiyoushenmedianqi，xiatianjiuyinggaishuizaiwaimianhewenzidouzhidouyong。
errensheng，huoxujiuyinggaiganwannonghuodiaozhegouweibacaoyouxiandikanyun。
neixieguanzhongmenyanzhongde“elietiaojian”gouzhuchengleliangdetongnian——wuyouwulvdetongnian。
xianzai，yiqiedouhuilaile！
wakao，liangjuranzaixiao！
quantiguanzhongdouzhenjingle，jiemuzurenyuanyezhenjingle！
danmuchuxianleduandang，daoyandezuiyezhangdedadade。
jiemuzulaidaozheimepinkundecunzhuangdoushoubuletiaojiandejianku，liangjuranhainengxiaodechulai？
嘴硬！
李昂一定还在嘴硬！
daoyanjiliangzhunbeidezheihurenjiazaizheigecunzidousuanqiongde！
yigemantoubaifadelaonainai、yigeqisuidexiaonvhai，jiushiliangzaizheigecunzilidejiaren！
laonainaihexiaonvhaizhengzaiyuanzilipuzhecaoxi，jianliangjinlaiganmangbiaoshiyingjie。
liangkeqidiwenhou，lejiedaolaonainaijiaozhangcaixia、erziwaichudagongweiguizheixiejibenxinxihou，liangjiuzaiyuanzilisuiyipujiudemaocaoxishangtangxiale...
shoufuzhizijiushuizaimaocaoxishang！
“haipaishenme？”liangzhouzhemeishiyijiemuzuguanbishexiangdengguang：“womenyaoshuixiale，bieraomina。”
tahaiwufengrongrulecunmindejiaose！
jiuzaiqianyitianwanshang，liangkeshizaishechihaohuadaonanyixiangxiangdezhuangyuanbieshuliguoyea！
jiutashuijueyongdeneiyigechuangdian，gaobuhaodoubideshangquancunyiniandecaizhengshouru！
ranerxianzai，tayilianpingjingshenzhiyoudianerxiangshoudishuizaimaocaoxishang？
开什么国际玩笑！
“zheitemeliangzhaodeshitishenba！”
“bianxingjidezhuzhibushigaizaojiaoshengguanyangdegongzigeme，zheitemejiaojiaoshengguanyang？”
“zuiguanjiandeshi，liangkanqilaihaihenkaixin，tadaodizaikaixingeshenmejingera，nandaozheimaocaoxibitadedabieshushuidehaishufu？”
“madedaoyan，womenguanzhongyaodejiemuxiaoguoni，dajiaxiwenlejiandefuerdaibengkuijingtouni？”
danmupiaoguo，mianduiguanzhongdezhiyi，daoyanliufengdelenghandouxialaile。
taxianzaimianduideshishuangzhongyali！
ruguojiemuzaizheimexiaqu，nei《bianxingji》dejiemuxiaoguojiuquanluantaole，duitadezhiyeshengyayouelieyingxiang。
ruguobunengranglianghuigai，bitahuijiashangqingbei，neilidonghongjiuyaokaichuta，tajinhouyemeiyouzhiyeshengyakeyanle！
“呼...”
yidaoqinghanshengxiangqi，liangchenjinzaitongniandemeihaohuiyilijinrulemengxiang。
李昂居然睡着了！
他就这么睡着了！
nima，zheiliangdaodishishenmelaitoua，temetadetongnianshibeilangdiaoqudanglanghaieryangleba！
liangshenbiandexiaonvhaiyezhengzhedayanjinghaoqididaliangzheliang。
tacongxiaozaizheicunzilizhangdadouhenbuxihuanshuiwaimian，wenchonghaishiqici，zhuyaoshidimianshangaotubuping，nanmianyoushikuaishizi，meicishuijuedoubuganfanshen。
一翻身就得被硌醒！
zheiliangdaoshinengshiying，yifanshen，kanqilaishuidegengxiangle！
“guanzhongpengyoumen，jinwandejiemukenengyaogaoyiduanluole！”
liufengyiyaoya，daizhejiemuzuwangwaiche。
失败！
jinwanshizaishitaishibaile！
benlaishiyaorangliangzhinanertuihuijiarencuo，ranersheizhidaoliangzheixiaozihaitingxiangshou！
mingtianbixushangjiadalidu，jitahenhendishanghenhuo！
“daoyan，zanmenjinwanzenmeban？”
yimingjiemuzuyuangongxiaoxinyiyidiwendao。
“hainengzenmeban，yuandixiuzheng！”
daoyanliufengmeihaoqididao。
jiemuzurenyuanquandoukusanggelian。
benlaidahuoshuoyaozhengsiliang，xianzaidaohao，liangshuidezhengxiang，jinwantamenkenanmianle。