“heiheihei，huangshangjixiang，chenqiecanjianhuangshang！”
“huangshangchangchangchenqiexinzuodemeiguigao！”
“huangshanghaishichangchenqiedundefulingjitangba！”
“huangshang，chenqiejintianhaobuhaokana？”
......
shuimengzhong，songqingqiaotingdaoleguguaideshengyin，juranyourenzaihanhuangshang？
tashenchushouxiangrourouetou，quefaxianshuangshoubiguanleqianhaichen，quanshenjiuxiangbeichezinianyaguoyiyang，wuchubutong，ruanmianmiandemeiyouyisiliqi。
tajiannandizhengkaishuangmou，huanhuanxingleguolai。
zheiyizhengyan，tafaxianzhouweidoushichuanzhegudaigongzhuangdefengnvren，tamenlianselahuang，gegepengtougoumian，juzhifengdian。
tamenyoudeyibianshaxiao，yibianrangrangzhe：“huangshangjixiang，canjiahuangshang！”
eryoudezuozaidishang，muguangdaizhi，shoulinazhepojiubukandemushu，yixiayouyixia，haowuqingzhongdishuzheyitouzangxixidetoufa。
waibianturanxiangqilehonglonglongdeleisheng，shandianbanzheleimingsheng，putiangaidi，xijuanerlai。
yanqianguiyidechangjingrangsongqingqiaoshengshenghechuleyishenlenghan，shenshangdetengtonggansihudoubuneimemingxianle。
taqiangpozijilengjingxialai，taiyandaliangzhezijishenchudedifang，faxianzijizhengtangzaiyizhangpocaoxishang，kansizhoudeqingkuangxiangshizuofeiqidelenggong。
tajidezijizhengkaicheyaoganhuijiazhong，quebeiyiliangturanchuangchudehuochezhuangdao，meixiangdaozijimeisichengquechuanyuele。
jiuzaicishi，yiduanmoshengdejiyiyongrutadenaohai。
yuanzhushigewuquanwushidexiaogongnv，yinweisantianqiandezuilezhengdangchongdeguifeiniangniang，zheicaibeidafadaolenggonglaizishengzimie。
nanguaiguifeiniangniangyanhenta，jiuyuanzhuzheifurongmao，mianruotaohuabihuajiao，yishuangmouzihanxiaohanqiao，furuoningzhi......
不惹麻烦才怪。
songqingqiaozhengxiangzhe，turan，yigezhengjianshenghanzhe“huangshangjixiang”defeifeikandaoleta，likeehenhendichaotazoulai。
tayongneishuangzangdekanbuchuyuanlaifusedeshou，henhenjiuzhusongqingqiaodeyiling，lishengzhiwendao：“nizheijianbi，jianlehuangshangzenmebuxingli？huodebunaifanle？”
shuowanbianyaoshenshouchaosongqingqiaodelianshangzhaohuguoqu。
songqingqiaoxiayishijiangtouwangpangbianyiwai，duoleguoqu，yibuxiaoxincengdaofeifeideyixiu，neiguchouhonghongdeweidaoxundetazhixiangtu。
yuanzhuweilihaojitianmeijinshi，benlaijiushihuohuoeside，zheihuiertuyetubuchulai，zhiganoulejisheng。
neixiefengfengdiandiandefeifeituranbeitamenzheilidedongjingxiyinle，fenfenchaotazouleguolai，gegexiongsheneshade。
“jiantizi，ganzaiyuqianshiyi，kuailachuqudasi！”
“ganduihuangshangbujing，hegailachuquwumafenshi，zhulianjiuzu！”
yitidaoshiduihuangshangbujing，zheixiefeifeigegedouxiangdalejixueyiyang，yigegezhangyawuzhuayaochilesongqingqiaoside。
yenanguaizheixieqifeimenduihuangshangrucizhemi。
yuanzhucengyuanyuandiqiaoguohuangdiyiyan，neitongshenqinglengyouyushengjulaideweiyanqizhi，lengjiaofenmingyoujunmeiyichangdelian，zugoulingzheixienvziweizhifengkuangle。
songqingqiaoturanbeizheimetuantuanweizhu，zhinengnulilingzijizhenjingxialai，naozikuaisuyunzhuanzhetaotuodebanfa。
有了！
“geweiniangniangshuzui，shinubishuhule，nubigaisi！buguohuangshanglailehaimeihecha，bururongnubixianqujihuangshangdaochaba？”
“duiduidui，kuaiqudaochajihuangshanghe！”
fengzijiushifengzi，songqingqiaoyijuhuajiuhuzhuletamen。
taqingqingzhengkaizuixianneigefeifeideshou，haixiangmoxiangyangdichaotamenxinglegeli，zheicaichoushenlikai。
taganmangzouchupojiudedadian，xiangzhaogebiededifangdaizhe，wunaiwaimianyushitaiguopangda，sihaomeiyoutingxiadejixiang。
pangbiandegongdiantayishimeibanfaguoqu，zaiwuyanxiazhuanyoulejiquan，bianyouhuiliuliudijinqule。
tazhaolechubuqiyandejiaoluo，duozhezuolexiaqu，renzhensisuozhezijidechujing。
zhenggerenyoueyoulei，shentihaoburongyiyoulexieliqi，duziqueguaguazhijiao，tazhendeshibuxingle，jixujinshi。
jiuzaitahunhunchenchendixiangzheshiwushi，dianwaituranxiangqiyidaotaijiandehansheng“fangfanle！”
songqingqiaotingzhezheijianruideyagongsang，conglaimeiyouyikexiangxianzaizheimexingfen。
终于有饭吃了！
menwaijinlailesigechuanzhesuoyidetaijian，tamenliangliangkangzheyigetong，suirantonglimeiyoubandianxiangqiyichulai，kesongqingqiaohaishifuzhepolandedianmenzouleguoqu。
jiuzaizheigeshihou，tashenhouneiqunfengfengdiandiandefeifeiehupushisidejitiyongleguolai，shunjianbianjiangshouxiaodesongqingqiaoyanmei。
songqingqiao：“......”
yigexiaotaijianjianlezheifuqingjing，gaoshengmadao：“nimenzheiqunfengponiang，shiesiguitoutaibucheng，qiangshenmeqiang？！doujiwopaihaoduiyigegelai。”
shenpangdedataijiantingle，likechaotadingdaishangdaleyixia，“nizheixiaozaizishuoshenmeni！gonglizuijihuiguishennibuzhidao？haigannadaozuishangshuo，shixianmingtaizhanglebushi？zaiyouxiacizanjiawoxianbanidasi！”
xiaotaijianzheicaiyishidaozijifanlejihui，ditoulianlianchengdao：“nucaigaisi，nucaizaiyebuganle，haiwanggonggongxinu”。
songqingqiaocongdishangpaqilai，guaiguaizhandaorenqundeweiduanpaidui。
haoburongyikuaidaotashi，taditouchaotongliyikan，caifaxian——
zheinashizhengchangrenchidea？
qizhongyitongdemifanganbabade，buzhidaofangleduojiu，yidianerreqidoumeimao。
erlingyitongliquedoushilancaiye，yijingfahuangfahei，shangtouhaiyouxuduochongyan。
taijianmensuoyishangdeyushuihaibushididijinzheiliangtongshiwuzhong，fachupadapadadexiangsheng，neixiefeifeidouxiangmeikanjianside，yigegelangtunhuyanzhe......
kanzhezheifuqingjing，songqingqiaoshiyushunjianjianledaban。
keduziliguguzhijiaodexiangsheng，jiaozhedeweishishitixingzheta，zaibuchidongxitahenkuaijiuyaoxiangyuanzhuyiyangesile！
tayaoyaoya，xiadingjuexin。
吃！先活命再说！
tagangyaoshenshoujiewan，taijianmenquelanzhuleta：“yibianerqu！zheishijilenggongdeniangniangmenchide，gongnvdezaineibian！”