第一章猛虎下山
“laobusi，zhengdianqi，rangqinyijiwoshenggexiaoshidi。”
yefengbeiqixingli，zhanzaicunkou，chaozhelaisongxingdeweisuolaotou，huilehuishou。
“shengshenmesheng，nibiezaizheilihushuo，beirentingdaolekebuhao，wogenniqinyikeshiqingqingbaibai。”
laobusichuileyefengyiquan，chuihuzidengyandishuodao。
“laobusi，nimeitiangenqinyizaifangjianganshenme，bieyiweiwobuzhidao。”
“wozhidaole，jiuyinweiwozhidaozheijianshiqing，nicairangwoxiashanjirendangshangmennvxu。”
“fangpi，laozicaibupa。”
“nimeitiankanzhecunkoudeahuang，yandoukuaikanzhile。”
“panizheigechouxiaozi，ganchurenshengongfendeshiqing，cairangnixiashanwanhun，nibiebushihaorenxin。”
yefengdezuiwailewai，bufuqidishuodao：“nijiushipawopohuainidehaoshi，caichuzheizhongsouzhuyi，rangwojirendangshangmennvxu。”
“nibiejijiwaiwai，nideweihunqi，keshijiangchengdiyimeiren，dianjitaderen，youruguojiangzhiji。”
“nizaijixuluosuoxiaqu，dengxiabeirenqiangzoule，neikeyounikule。”
“什么第一美女！”
yefengjinghuyisheng，youdao：“zaolaotouzi，nihuaidehen，zheimezhongyaodeshiqing，jingranbuzaoshuo！”
“wobupeinizheilaobusile，woyaoquzhaowopiaoliangdelaopoqule。”
shuowan，zhuantouchaozhecunkoupaoleguoqu，paoleyibanzhuantoushuodao：“laobusi，nikedejiayou，xiwangnidehaizihuibiwodeda。”
“fangxin，dengnihuilai，jiuhuiyouyigexiaoshidile。”
laotouzixiaozheshuoleyisheng，yankuangjianjianshi\run。
yefengbenshijingdouyejiadashaoye，shinianqianhefumuyiqidaobaozhuyanlvyou。
yijiarenzhudejiudian，yiwaifashengledahuo，fumuweijiuyefeng，shuangshuangzangshenhuohaizhizhong。
guanjianshike，laobusichuxianle，jiuxialeshisuidexiaoyefeng。
laobusibayefengdaihuicunzhong，bianbayishenbenshiquandouchuanshoujita。
yefengzizhifeifan，conghuiguoren。
wulunshiyishu，wudao，haishiqimendunjia，yangyangxuehui，rujinyidaoleluhuochunqingdedibu。
“chouxiaozi，xiashanzhihoujizhushifujiaodaidehua。”
“junzibaochou，shinianbuwan。”
“知道了！”
yefengyemeihuitou，bailebaiyoushou。
kanzhetayanqudebeiying，laobusineixinwuweizachen。
tazhidaoyefengzheiyiqu，neishimenghuxiashan，zhudinghuibajiangchengjiaogetianfandifu。
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yitianhou，jiangchengqichezhan，yilianghongsedebaoma730tinglexialai。
jiezhe，chemendakai，yitiaoxiuzhangdemei\tuiconglimianshenlechulai。
kandaozheimei\tui，zhouweidenanrendourenbuzhu，meigerendouchaozhechelikanleguoqu。
meigerendouxiangzhidao，yongyourucimei\tuidenvren，daodiyouzheshenmeyangdeshengshirongyan。
guoleyihuier，takanlekanwanbiaoshangmiandeshijian，meitoubuyoudeweiweiyicu，“woyijinglaichileshifenzhong，zheijiahuojingranhaimeidao。”
“zhenbuzhidaoyeyeshizenmexiangde，jingranyaorangwojiajizheizhongjiahuo。”
zhengdangmeinvzaichelibaoyuandeshihou，yidaorangtawuyudeshengyinxiangleqilai。
“shenqingcheng，ninanrendaole，ganjinchulaijiewohuijia！”
zheiyisangzi，dunshirangchezhanzhouweilaiwangdexingrenquandoutinglexialai，suoyourenkanzheyefeng，jiugenkanzheyigedashaziyiyang，bushaorenyaotouchaofengdao。
“zheiyoufengleyige，jiangchengdiyinvshendemingqizhenbushigaide，gangcongcunlichulaidetubiedoubeitamizhule。”