第二章室友的针对
womeihuifutadexiaoxi，liangletazhengzhengyitian，tacaizhongyuchidundemingbaiwobushiputongdenaobieniule。
“zhaoqin，ninanpengyoujiwofaxiaoxijiaonixiaqu。”shiyouxiaomandayouxidejianxihuranshuodao。
“nihehanlinchaojiale？”lingyigeshiyouyetanchutoulai。
xiaomanyibiandayouxiyibianwusuoweidishuodao：“jiuyinweiershikuaiqian，buzhiyuazhaoqin，nishangxueqibushideleyiwankuaiqiandejiangjinnima？”
tiqizheishiqinshidunshianjingxialai，zhiyinweishangxueqiwohexiaomantongshicanjiayichangbisai，xiaomanbenlaishengquanzaiwo，douyijingtiqianyongxinyongkamaileyikuanhenguideshouji，jieguobisaizhongtayinweizuobibeiquxiaochengji，woquedelediyiming，zicitajiuyouyiwuyidizhenduiwo。
womeihuidatadehua，touyebuzhuandezouchuqinshi。
qinshilouxia，hanlinguoranzaidengwo，jianwochulaitayangqichunjiao：“baobao，womenqudalanqiuba？”
“wobuxihuankannidalanqiu，xiangyigeshazisidezaineiyoushaiyoure。”
xushichajuedaowohualidejiaqiangdaibang，taxiaoxinyiyiwendao：“baobao，nizenmeyoushengqile?”
woshenshenditanlekouqi：“hanlin，zuowanwoneimeshengqi，zainizheijiuzheimeguoqulema？nishenzhidoumeiyoushuoguoyijuduibuqi，haiyou，nimingzhidaowohexiaomanbuduifu，weishenmeyaozhaota？”
“nimennvdezongshigouxindoujiaode，wozenmejidesheihesheiguanxibuhao？zaishuolebujiuershikuaiqianma，nibieneimexiaoqixingbuxing？”tashuowanxiangbaowo，quebeiwohenhentuikai。
“shenmejiaowomennvdezongshigouxindoujiao？”
“benlaijiushima。”tawusuoweidisonglesongjian：“dangshibujiushinijubaodexiaomanzuobima，tajihenniyehenzhengchanga。”
wobukezhixindikanxiangta，lianxinzangdouqidefadou：“hanlin，bierenwuhuiwoyejiusuanle，lianniyezheiyangxiangwo？zainiyanliwojiushineizhongxiaorenma？”
“duibuqibaobao，wocuole。”tayongshoubangwomoqulianshangdeleishui，zheishiwocaizhidaowobeiqikule：“doushixiaomanshuode，tazaizanmenbanjijianlegequn，guyimeiyaoqingni，zheixiedoushitashuode，kebuguanwodeshi，yaoshengqiniyebiegenwoshengqia!”
“nibangwoshuohualema？”
tayanzhizaozao：“dangranle，wokebangnishuolebushaohaohuani，erqiezuihouwohaiwobaqunjiesande，rangtamenyitiantianxiachelaoposhe。”
“baobao，woshizhendezhidaocuole，shangcideshiqingqueshishiwomeikaolvzhouquan，nizhidaodewopingchangmadaha，genbenmeizaiyizheixiedifang，youduoshaociwobeixuexiaojiaoyubukoufenhaixiebaichengyidemingzini，yihuierwoqingnihenaichazenmeyang？xuanzuiguide，baliaojiamanxingbuxing？”
wopuchiyishengxiaochulai：“niyouqianmani，haihezuiguide。”
“meiqianwoquyaofandoudejiwonvpengyoudenaichaxushanga。”
hanlinguanhuichakedahun，wodangshijiushibeitazheizhongkailangdexinggexiyinzhude。
daolenaichadianwodianleliangbeinaicha，linjiezhangshitaquehuranduzitong，yizhuanshenliujinlecesuo。
woxinzhongyoudianyanfan，kexiangzheyebuguoshixiaoshi，taijijiaoyougaichaojiale。
zheifangmianwohaishibijiaochuantong，xiangzhejirankaishiyiduanlianqingneijiuhaohaojingying，biezuorangzijihouhuideshi。