yuanlaibeirenma「gun」,hainengzheimeshuang。
womenzuanjinheika,zhibenyinxing。
kanzhequkuanjishangshubuqingdeshuzi,wohexiayingyizhentouyunmuxuan。
ranerlianshangdetonggangaosuwoshizhende。
gongzuorenyuanrutongkanshaziyibankanzhewomenhushanbazhanghou,xingfendihenverbaozaiyiqi。
dangtian,womenjiushoushihaolexingli,sichuyouwan。
zuozaifeijishangshi,shenjingbainianbugengxindeweibogengxinlediyitiaofujidongtaipeiwen:「wohouhuile,nibiezouhaobuhao。」
网友瞬间炸开了锅:
「hahahaha,rekuwojiaranran,zhuiqihuozangchangleba!」
「suranranqianwanbuyaoxinruana!haohaoliangtajitian,buranbuzhangjixing!」
「babamamayidingyaohaohaozaiyiqia!」
womentiyandangdimeishishi,shenjingzaijianshenfangdaka:「yihouzhijiniyigerenkanhaoma?」
womenfengkuanggouwushi,shenjingkuangshaiyue:「ai,zheimeduoqiangaijisheihuahaoni?kunao。」
womenjinrumengxiangshi,shenjingzaishenyemaimengkuqi:「ninandaoduiwomeiyouyidiandianxiangnianma?」
yishijian,wangyoumenkefengle:
「bushiba,bushiba,babadouzheimezhudongle,mamahaibuyuanliangbaba?」
「turanyouxieweishenjingdanyouni,suranranbuyaota,tabudekusi?」
「yuanlaizheicaishiaiqinga,suranranwotiniyuanliangshenjingle。」
bishi,womenzaoyiwanshuang,xiayingqianwangzhiqianzaoyitanhaodemanzhanchucos。
我和女儿则回了家。
gangdaojiamenkou,haimeilaidejikaimen,shenjingbuzhicongnalicuanchulai,bawoduzaijiamenkou:
「liumo,ninandaojiumeiyouyidianyuwangma!」
欲望?
wodiandiantou,zaishenjingxinxidemuguangxiataochusuranranjiwodeheika:
「qian,nizheibeizidouxiuxianglikaiwo!niyongyuandoutianbumanwodeyuqiu!」
shenjingjihuyaokulechulai,yuqibeiweidaojidian:
「liumo,nibuyuanyihewohehaodehua,rangnverpeipeiwohaoma?wozhendexianghaohaomibunimen。」
wozhengyaojujue,nverhaoqidetantoucongshenjingdekoudailitaochuyigeqianbao:
「baba,zheizhangheiheideshishenmekaa?」
takandaozhongyuyouzijibiaoxiandejihui,jimangdunxiashen,jiqiekaikou:
「baobeixihuanma?xihuandehuanazoujiuxing。」
liuzhiyibakasaijinwodeshouli:
「mama,babaxiangwole,jiurangwoqupeipeibababa!」
wohaishiyouhenduogulv,wanyisuranranheshenhaotianqifunverzenmeban?wanyitamendaizhenverquzuoqinzijianding……
ranerzaishenjingzaicitaochujinka,baijinka,yuzuanshikashi,wohaishijuedinggetuiyibu,zhongwulaijienver,wanshangshibadianqian,bixusonghuilai,weilefangbianlianxiwomenjialeweixin。
gangbanversongzou,xiayinghuojihuoliaodalaidianhua:
「bangwoqujieyixiawodiba,woxianzaigangdaomanzhanshang,zoubukai!」
naohaizhongyingruyigezhiqidelianpang,shangcijiandaoxiachenhaoxianghaishibanianqiandeshiqing。
ai,zijideguimizhinengchongzhe。
womabutingtidechaojichangganqu,zuodengyoudeng,paileyidaduimeizhao,yemeikandaoxiachenneigexiaopihaideshenying。
zhengdangwokuaiyaoshuizheshi,yizhiyoulidedashouzhuazhulewo。
我有些惊愕:
「shenjing?nizenmezaizhei?」
他义正言辞:
「kandaonidepengyouquanle,nidouyounanpengyoule,youxiangzhaonagexiaobailian?」