“dazhu。”linxiaozhihoutuiyibuhetalakaijuli，tianlinggaixianghuoshiyicajiunengzhe，“biejiaowofuren！”
鬼才要当你夫人！
laoguanjiafangxiachadian，xinqinghenjiujie，bumingbaizijijiujingcuozaina。
qianyanwanyuhuichengyiju——nianqingrendexinna，zhenshihaidizhen。
“yigeyuewubaishenghuofei？”
linxiaozhihaobuyanshilianshangdefennu，zhijiekaidui。
“nizenmebuquzhaopinshichangqingbaomuni，baomudeyuexindouzaiwuqianyishangni！nidelianni，nideliangxinni？qingwennishijiushehuichengjingguolaidema，qugelaopojiushiqinggebaomuzaijiaboxue？youqianlejiubuqile，zheimelihaidema！”
laoguanjiajuedezijizhenshidouea，zheizenmejiumomingqimiaochengletadezuiguo？
anlishuoshibunengtongfurenzhengbiande，zheitaishige。
kelaoguanjiazongjuedezheilitouyoushenmewuhui，xiangjieshijiju：“furen，wo……”
“你什么你？”
linxiaozhiyuexiangyueqi，xiaoxinzangcengcengmaohuo。
“wohezuile，nanbuchengniyehezui，yibanianjilequjiubapaoxiaoniubuxiuchidema？shenjiashangyijiuyiweizijishiyuhuangdadi？yongyouduodadehaiajiuganzheimelang？chijiuchilemozuiwuqinghaixiangkengmengwo？wogaosuni，woyijingershiersuile，shaonawodangshenmewuzhishaonv！”
keliandelaoguanjia，yidabanianjihaicongmeijianguozheimebiaodeguniang，taiguoyujingkongyizhiyuchadianhulveletahualidezhongdian。
等等。
喝醉？
hezuideneibushibeiyema，zenmechengleta？
denglaoguanjiamudengkoudaidinongmingbaizheishizenyangyigetiandadewuhuishi，linxiaozhiyijingzaixuanxieqingxuzhongdaodalefennudedingdian。
tadengzheta，yiziyidun：“shenghuofeimashangfanyibaibeimeishangliang！yihouhaiganshuahuazhao，zhonghuachuantongmeidefenfenzhongbaojiaobaohui，youbenshini、zai、ya、zha、wo、shi、shi！”
“bushi！”laoguanjialianmangbaishou，lianshangshihuzhiyuchudehuangdan，“furena，nijiadeshi……”
fangmenjiushizaizheiyishunjianbeituikaide。
linxiaozhizhuanguotou，zhuangjinlemenwaiyidaoyiweishenzhangdemuguangli。
neinanrenzhangleyishuangguofenhaokandeyanjing，shoulisuimeiyouyan，shuangmuquexiangzaiyanwuliaoraolineiyangweimizhe，kanrendeshihouguofenzhuanzhu，rangrenyouzhongdiaojintamouguanglidecuojue。
linxiaozhidenumuzaiyutasixiaofeixiaodeshixianjiechudeyishun，huerdaizhu。
zheizhanglianwubideshuxi，talengzaiyuandi，zhangdalezui。
yishunjian，yigubaozaodeqingxuzaitaxindizhakai。
yimiaoguohou，taruyizhibeizhenzhaledeciwei，shuqilehunshendemao，shenshouzhizhelubeihuai：“ni！”
“wo？”lubeihuaijianmeiqingtiao，sihaomeiyouchourenjianmianfenwaiyanhongdejuewu。
linxiaozhijianzhikuaiyaoqizhale，henbudebaduifangbopichoujinduochengshibakuai：“nizenmehuizaizhei！”
lubeihuaibujie，dansebochunweidong：“wozhuzhei。”
dagaizhangdehaokanderenwuguandouyoudianxiangsi，linxiaozhijingranguishishenchazaitalianshang，buzhuodaoleyisisilaotouzinianqingshihoudeyingzi。
住在这=是他家？
shitajia=laotouzishitaba？
neiziji=tamingyishangdehouma？
tazuijiaochouchu，wufajieshouzheizhongshifenkengdiedesheding。
shangciyudaozheigeershizu，shizaiyigeyueqian。
neishihoutazaimouguanggaogongsishixi，momingqimiaobeizheigezoulubuzhangyandeershizuzhuangleyixia，zhiyinweikafeipodaoletayifushang，tajiucanzaokaichu，shixiqidesanqiangongziquanbupaotang！
sanqianna，neikeshisanqian！
sishewurudougoutayiniandefanqianle！
kegongsijingligaosuta，ququsanqiankuai，haibugoujizheiershizuganxineijianbeikafeipozangdewaitao。
linxiaozhijuedehuangmiu，tayizhixiangwenwenzheigeershizudewaitaojiujingshinagepaizide，ganxifeijuranzheimeguide？
shitoulepinrudeyifuma？haishi24kjinhaohuaxiangzuanquanqiuxianliangbanmeitesibangwei？
zheishitayizhiwulitucao，gengmeixiangdaozijijingranhuizaizheizhongqingkuangxia，zaiyudaozheizunwenshen。
冤家路窄！