第1章:裴少,你女朋友该不会是有病吧

zicongrenshipeixingyanhou,yunzhicaicezijidagaishinvewennvzhu。

tabenlaiputongxingfudejiatingtushengbiangu,laoshibenfendebaturanbianchengledutu,shentijianzhuangdematuranzhongbingjixushoushu。

yunzhibuzhiruheshihaoshi,peixingyanzhudongjieqianjita。

tagandongtiling,gangdayinglepeixingyandezhuiqiu,congneihouliangrenaimeidefenweibianchengtaledirenyideng。

haodudeba,zhongbingdema,gaoaodenanyouyijibeiqiyadeta。

tajiqilenvewennvzhudepeizhi。

rujinpeixingyangengshifangzongtadehupenggouyouqiruta。

“yunxiaojie,biemomojiji,kuaituoa!”

hunandedengguangxia,shafashangzuozheyiqunnannannvnv,tamenzhengmanyaneyidiaoxiaodekanzhezhanzaibaoxiangzhongjiandeyunzhi。

“zenme?yijianyifuyiwankuai,doubunengmanzuyunxiaojie?”qizhongyiren,miandaiweisuodemizheyan,zaicinaqichajishangdeyizhaqian,chaozheyunzhishenshangzaqu,“liangwanzongguixingleba,linxiaojiekebuyaotaitanxine!”

chongmanxiurudeyuyanyijidaliangdemuguang,rangyunzhichanshengleshenglibushi,tahanleiweiqudekanzhezuozairenqunzhongdepeixingyan。

nanrenkaozaishafashang,lengmoduanzhejiubei,zuijiaogouzheyimosixiaofeixiaodefudu,fangfobeirenwurutuoyifuderenbushitanvpengyou。

yunzhixinzhongshiwangbuyi,taweiweitaitoushitujiangdiaoluodeleishuibiehuiqu,ranershixianzhongquechuxianyitoumingmianban。

【jingxitongjianceyunzhixiaojieyoujuexingdejixiang,qingwenshifouyaoyubennixixitongbangding?】

yunzhilenglengdekanzhemianqiandetoumingmianban,tahaoqidetaitou,jianzhongrenyijiuwanweidedaliangzheta,sihumeiyoukanjianzheituranchuxiandetoumingmianban。

nandaozheishitadejinshouzhi?

yunzhizheixiangfagangchuxian,toumingmianbanturanbianhuaqilai。

【1,是。】

【2,否。】

【xinzhongmoren1huoshi2,jike。】

yunzhitunyanlekoukoushui,monian‘1’。

【gongxiyunzhixiaojiebangdingchenggong。】

【jingxitongjiance,cishishiyunzhixiaojiechuyubeixiurudeguanjianshike,zhengshidaliannixidehaoshiji,qingxuanze……】

【1,qingwanchengdalianrenwu,jianghuode20jifen。】

【2,huoqudalianjiaocheng,shoufei50jifen。】

【3,kanguanggaomianfeihuoqudalianjiaocheng。】

yunzhiyidai,daliantazhidao,wufeishirangtajiejuecishikunjing,kanguanggaoshishenmeyisi?weishenmejiaochengshoufeibiwanchengrenwudejifenhaiyaogao?

tajiujieleyihui,guoduanxuanzelekanguanggao。

toumingmianbanfangdaleliangbei,mengditiaochuyigenvren,tahuangzhangdixingzouzaiheiandexiaoquli,ertashenhoutoutoumomogenzheheiyiren,cishiyoushengyincongmianbanchuanchulai。

『beibiantaikuanggenzong,beijiuguidiaoxi,beijiabao,dujudeni,ruoxiaodeni,haizaiweizheixieerfannaoma?mengniupaidaliwan,chiyikelidaruniu,yiquandasi……』

suizheshengyin,mianbandehuamianyebuduanbianhuazhe,beigenzong、beidiaoxi,beijiabaodenvrenchiledaliwan,turanlidaruniukaishifansha。

yunzhikandemudengkoudai,shenzhiwangjileshijian,yizhidaoguanggaojieshu。

mianbantishi:【gongxininkanwandiyizhiguanggao,jiangjiangliniyikemengniupaidaliwan,(zhu:youxiaoshixianshifenzhong。)】

“peishao,ninvpengyougaibuhuishiyoubingba?”

erbianchuanlaiyidaoshengyin,yunzhihuiguoshen,jiujianzhongrenyiyannanjindekanzheta,yanzhongxianqizhiyikuaiyaoyichulaile。

yunzhibujie,toumingmianbanzaicichuxian。

【ninkanguanggaoguoyutouru,zhenglengleshiwufenzhong。】

云栀:“……”

我社死了。

啊!!!

【qingwenninshifouhuixuyaokanguanggaohuidaobangexiaoshiqian?】

【1,shi。2,fou。】

云栀果断选择是。

guanggaokaiqi,haishihegangcaideyiyang,tacongxinxianganzhongzhengtuo,yibiankanguanggaoyibianzhuyizhezhongrendejudong。

zaisuoyourendouhuaiyitanaoziyouwenti,peixingyanzuobuzhule,tabunaifandehanzheta,jiantabulicai,tameitouzhoudenengjiasicangying,buyuedeqishenchaotazoulai。

qiahaozheishi,guanggaoyibofangwufenzhong,zuoshangjiaoxianshi‘kelingqujiangli。’

yunzhiganjinmonianlingqu,yizhenyaohuang,changjingmeiyourenhebianhua。

“tingshuoyunxiaojiehenqueqian?wojiniyigezhuanqiandejihui,tuoyijianyifujiniyiwan,ruhe?”nanrenxilekouyan,semimideyanshendingzheyunzhi,yuguangpiexiangpangbiandepeixingyan,jiantawudongyuzhong,danzidaleqilai。

yunzhicikehenjingqi,meixiangdaotazhendehuidaolebangexiaoshiqian,jiannanrencongbaozhongnachuleyitaqian,gumozheyoushiwan,zhengqidefangzailechajishang,jiexialaidexiurujijiangkaishi。

她意识到不对劲。

wobushikanleguanggao,zenmemeiyoujiaocheng?

这时透明面板显示。

【jianyiyunzhixiaojiefuyongdaliwan,bujinnenggoudedaoshiwankuaiqian,gengnengjieqi,baozhengninshenxinshushuangchangkuai。】

云栀:“……”

xitongzheimetixing,napatayouxiebushe,yijiufuyongledaliwan。

daliwanrukoujihua,yunzhishunjianganjueshentichongmanleliliang。

【qingrennaipianke,dengweisuonanjiangjiagetishengdaoliangwan,ninyiguzuoqichongdaopeixingyanshenbian,tuodiaotadeyifu,ranhou……】

啊?!

yunzhijingdaile,hainengyouzheicaozuo,tamoquancazhangyueyueyushi,yifenzhonghou,dierzhaqianzazaitashenshang,taweiquyaochunleiyanmenglongdekanzhepeixingyan,“hao,wotuo。”

tashengyinbeifenbugan,zhongrenfengkuangdaxiao,peixingyancumei,buyuedetaimou。

yunzhiyixunleibujiyanerzhisuchongdaopeixingyangenqian,zaizhongrenhaimeifanyingguolaishi,shuangshoubaolidechekailepeixingyandechenyi,jianshuodexiongjihebakuaifujiqingxikejian。

baoxiangneixiaoshengcaozashengzhouting,yigegemudengkoudaidekanzheyunzhikuaisuchouchupeixingyandepidai,suihousihuailetadekuzi,jiuzaiduitadeneikudongshoushi。

peixingyanhuiguoshenlai,anzhutadeshou,yilianjingkongqiefennudedao:“yunzhi,nifengle?”

yunzhilengxiao,takebushicongqianrouruodeta,taxianzaishichiledaliwandeyunzhi,jiuzheimegeruoji,haixianggentabiliqi?

“feng?shinipengyourangwotuoniyifu,neikeshishiwankuaiqianni!”yunzhiwugudezhalezhayan,cetousixiaofeixiaodekanxiangweisuonan,suihouqingqingsongsongdezhengtuokaipeixingyandeshou,zhuazhutadekuchayongliyiche。

“nigan……”peixingyanyanzhongbumanlehongxuesi,baotiaoruleidegaohan,keweixiedehuahaimeishuochukou,tashunjianbiandeguangliuliu。