第1章
xiezhizhiconglaimeiyouzheimetuifeiditanzaishafashang。
mianqianzhanzheyiweiyuemosanshisuibaoyangdedangdenvren，zhengzaitaotaobujueshuozheshenme，hualihuawaizongjieweiyijuhua：shouyangershinian，shishihoudaonihuibaoxiejiadeshihoule！
谢枝枝很迷茫。
douguaijingjirendabaodeneiyiduixiaoshuo，chongchizhenongnongguzaoweiyutianleigungundegouxue，yijizhishangwuxianxiajiangdejuqing，zaixiezhizhibeiyibenlimiandepeijiaohetatongmingtongxingdeshuxiyinbingkanwanhou，zaizhengkaiyan，jiudaolezheili。
haiganghaochuanchenglehetatongmingtongxingdepaohuinvsan。
连个女二都不是。
chichengyulequanduonian，tafashi，zicongshibasuineinianhuobianzhenggeyulequanhou，zaimeiyoushenmenvpeijiaodejubennengrutadefayan。
杀人诛心啊！
jianzhishishiyerenshengdejiangweidaji。
jiangxinhaizaidiediebuxiu：“xiezhizhi，nibiejilianbuyaolian，xiejiashouyangniershinian，rujinyounan，zirandaonihuibaodeshihou。kuangqieyaobushinizhangdehegujiexiang，chengjiazenmehuixuanshangni。”
xiezhizhilijie，bijingchengjiajiadayeda，shejilingyuzhongduo，mingxiafangchanwushu，jiangxindeyisijiushi：yaobushitazhangleyizhanghechengfuyubaiyueguangyouxiexiangdelian，zheifuqizenmekenenglundaota。
kexia，zhangdexiangyoushenmeyong，buhaishipaohuinvsandeming。
takebuxiangchanhezheixierendeaihenqingchou。
xiezhizhixianyuyiyangtanzaishafashang，mianwubiaoqing。jiangxinzhuanbianzhanlve，shengyindouroule：“nixiangxiang，gumayangleniershinian。gumayebuxiangrangniqua，keshizhiyounizhangdexiangneiwei，guma......gumayeshimeibanfaa！”
shuozhe，caleliangbabingbucunzaidelaolei。
lianxusanjiechanlianzuijianvyanyuandezhenyinghouxiezhizhibiaoshi：yanjitaicha，chaping！
yanjiantaruanyingbuchi，jiangxinhaixiangzaishuoshenme，xiezhizhishenshangdeshoujizhenleyixia，danchuyikan，shiyitiaokoukuanduanxin。
qianmiandebuzhongyao，houmiandejianzhijiaorenhunfeiposan：zhanghuyue：98kuai。
bitatizhongjiuduoleneimejiweishu。
shangbeiziyuejiucongmeixiaguoqiweishudexiezhizhijiuyaozhixile。
dianguanghuoshizhijian，taturanxiangdaoleyijianshi。
zheiweinvsansuiranshipaohui，danshixifenhaitingduo，buwaihushiyinweiyizhanglianxiangbaiyueguang，nanzhuduitashaoweirouqingleneimeyidiandian，cushitayixiangtiankai，wangxiangtishenshangwei，zaibannianhoubaiyueguanghuiguobenyinggailikaidetabujinmeiyoulikai，fanersanfanliangcichuxianzaimilidiaoyoudeliangrenmianqian，xuanshizhuquan。
也称“秀智商”。
bijingtiandabupozhucp，wangxiangshangweidepaohuibujinmeiyouchenggong，fanerxiachangqiliang，naishinannvzhuganqinglushangtufeimengjindeyikuaidianjiaoshi。
danshixiezhizhibuzheimexiang。
谁能跟钱过不去。
bijingzuihou“xiezhizhi”likaideshihou，nanzhukeshinaleyizhangbaweishudezhipiaorangtalikai。
八位数啊！
谢枝枝心动了。
shangbeizitafeijinxinsizaizhongduoxiaohuazhongpinsipinhuonaxiayinghou，zhicidianlishang，tahaijidezijishuo：“......wocongxiaojiureaiyanxi，yinghoushenmedebuzhongyao，zuizhongyaodeshinengjiguanzhongdailaigenghaodezuopin。”
xuwei！ruguobushiweileqian！sheihuiyuanyijinyulequan！
yanxishitadeqiangxiang，kerujintabuyongzaipinsipinhuozhouyebufenyouyaoxiaoxinyiyipadoulouchuheiliao，zhixuyaopeineiweizongcaiyanbannianxi，jiukeyinadaobaweishudezhipiaogundanle！
jiangxinyanjiantadebiaoqingcongmamudaozhenjingzaidaojidong，zuihouhuangrandawuyanshenyiliang，chongzhetayidiantou：“chengjiao。”
jiangxin：“......”
bangexiaoshihou，xiezhizhibeidabaosongqulechengjiazuoluoyujiaoqudebieshu。
kaimendeshiyiweiwushisuidama，zichengxingzhang，jiandaorenyebuyiwai，xiangshiyiliaozhizhongdeshi。zhishishenseyouxielengdan，jiangxindaoshitingjidong，jiuchalazhezhangmadeshoudangchangbaijiemeile，jiaodaizheishichengzongyaoderen，xianzaisonglaile，xiwangchengzongnengduoduoguanzhaoxiejia。
yanxiazhiyijiushi：rensongdaole，haochuyekuaidiannalai。
zhangmalengmodetingzhe，lengmodetingwan，zuihoulengmodesongke。
yizhuantou，jiukanjianxiezhizhizhanzaiketing，wuguanqingyaxiuli，heifaroushunchuizhijianhou，chuanyishenbaiselianyiqun，jianbangshouxue，suogushenxian，yishuangmouziqingliangtoudi，wangrendeshihoudaoshichuchukelian。
张妈：狐狸精！
danshimianshangquebuxian，zouguolaiwen：“xiexiaojieyaobuyaoxianxiuxiyixia？”
xiezhizhiqueshiyouxielei，youxieshihaimeiyouxiangqingchu，yushidiandiantou，genzhezhangmaquleyijingshoushihaodefangjian。
zhangmalinzoudeshihou，youbeixiezhizhijiaozhu：“chengxianshengdagaishenmeshihouhuilai？”
zhangmaxinlilengxiao：zheihaimeishangwei，jiuyijingzhejidatingchengzongxialuole。quehaishihuidata，zhishitaidulengmo：“dagailiudian。”
xiezhizhieleyisheng，shiyimeishi，keyiguanmenle。
tangzaichuangshang，youtaochuleneitiaoyueduanxin，beicongxinlai。
haojiudoumeizheimeqiongguole，doubuzhidaojiejianlianggezizenmexiele。
xiezhizhixiangtongle，fanzhengxianzaiyehuibuqu，buruhaohaozaizheiliguoxiaqu。suiranchengweilebaiyueguangtishen，danshitakendingbuhuixiangbukaixiangyuanzhuyiyanggaoshi，ananfenfenguowanzheibannian，nazhezhipiaoquxiaoyaozizaibuhaoma？
好！简直棒极了！
xiangzhebannianhoudekuailerizi，xiezhizhijianzhijidongdejiuyaokuchulaile，zaichuangshangfanlaifuqudegun，yishiyouxiechen，gunzhegunzhe，jiushuizhele。
chengfuyujinmendeshihou，zhangmayijingzhanzaimenkouyingjiele。
zuijingongsishiduo，yaobushixiejiasipilailiandeyidingyaosaigerenjinlai，tayebuhuixianzaihuilai。huanshangxiezhihou，shaojiandepibeipashangletameitou，chengfuyuanleanmeixin：“rensonglaile？”
zhangmayinqindishuo：“zailoushangle。”
chengfuyunglesheng，tameiyouxingqurangyigemoshengrenzhujinzijidefangzi，xiejiasairenshiwunaizhiju，beihouyeyouchengjiarendemoxu。bijingchengfuyuershiyouba，zhijinshenbiandoukongwuyiren，jidechengjiazhangbeizheixienianjiezhebeifenminglianlisailebushaorenjinlai。
程赴祤一个没收。
yaobushizheicixiejiachizhunlexiezhizhizhangdexiangta，erdiguolaidezhaopianchenggongrangtashishenpianke，yebuhuirangzhangbeizuanlekongzi，xiantitayingxiazaijiangrensonglai。
chengfuyuyouxiefanzao，chelebalingdai，juedehaishiyouxieledehuang，xinfanyiluandezhunbeiqushufang，luguoxiezhizhizhudeneijianfang，dunzhulejiaobu。
“tashuizheili？”chengfuyupianguotou，muguangkanxiangjinbidemen。
zhangmadiantou，haixiangshuoshenme，chengfuyuyijingkailemenzoujinqu。
fangjianyouan，meikaideng，chuanglianladesiside，zhikanjianchuangshangneigerenquansuochengyituan，meigaibeizi，bazhangdadexiaolianxianjinwuheidefajian，yufaxiandefubairuoxue。
chengfuyuzhanzaichuangtou，dingzhetakanlebanshang，jiaozaichuangcetileti，shengyinlengmo：“qilai。”
xiezhizhishuidemimihuhu，haiyiweishijingjirenyouyaorangtapaqilaiqupaixi，mengmenglonglongjianzhikanjianyigegaodadeshenyingzhanzaipangbian，haizaiyihuojingjirenshenmeshihouzhangzheimegaole，jiuxiayishiruanzheshengyinqitutuoyan：“haokuna......zairangwoshuihuima。”
shuozhe，haiyaolailarenyibai。
张妈：“！！！”
xiaohulijing！xianzaijiuxuehuigourenle！