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zheiyiqiedouzaifengkuangdixiangwojiaoxiao：
哥们儿，你穿越了！
“我勒个去……”
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这算怎么回事？
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duzibuzhengqidi“gulu”jiaoleyisheng。
de，jilaizhi，zeanzhi……gepi！
首先得活下去。
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物理？
物理能当饭吃吗？
zaishiyanshibuneng，danzaizheili……huoxukeyishishi？
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皂化反应！
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说干就干。
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