第1章
蓝星。
yidanghengkuaquanguo，shangbaiguodugongtongdizaodejiemujijiangkaibo！
qijiemuyaoqinglehuayuyingtannaizhihaolaiwujuxingxieshouzhuchi，chengweileyuleshishangguimozuidadeyidangzongyijiemu！
百元求生节目！
cike，congquanqiushangbaiguodujingxintiaoxuanchudeyibaiweixuanshoumingdanyirangongbu。
qijiemuluzhididianzeshifangzaileweiyudongfangshenguodeyichuerxianchengshidangzhong，binzhou！
wushujiqi，wurenji，jinhushangqianweigongzuorenyuanjielianzhuandong。
jiangzheiyidangjiemudazaochengweilequanqiutongbuzhibo，wangluodianshishuangpinzhibodezhenrenxiujiemu！
“quanqiugeweiguanzhong，baiyuanqiushengjiemukaibodaojishikaishi！”
“三!”
“二！”
“一！”
“dajiahao，jintianshiquanqiushoudangbaiguolianmengdazaodezongyi《baiyuanqiusheng》jiemuzhengshikaibo！”
“woshizhuchirenyingfeng！”
suizhejiemukaibo，yingfengreqinggaozhangdejieshaosuizhexiangqi！
chuledongfangshenguodejuxing，baiguojunyoujuxing，gexinggeyejingyingcanyuqizhong，chengweijiabin，gongtongguankanjiemu！
quanqiugedi，wangluozhibo，dianshizhibofenfenchengxian！
wushupingtaishangtongbuzhibo，yigegeguankandeguanzhongshunjianrexuefeiteng！
“si！juranshiyingfengxiansheng！zheiweikeshiguojiyingdi、wentandajia、shangyedihuang！”
“gulouguawen！renjiahaishiguwujiazudezuzhang！”
“nanguainengcongbaiguozhizhongdangxuanzhuchiren，guoranbuyibana。”
“nimenbiewangle，zheijiemudejiangjin，keshigaodabaqianyi！erqie，yibaigeguojialianhe，meigeguojiazhixuanzeyiren！jiangjinyoubaiguogongtongtigong！”
“made！womendongfangshenguobaomingshangyiren，daodishineigebiesundelemingea！”
“zheikeshibaqianyia！”
“wojiushicongfanzukaishizhuanqian，fanzujicidouzhuanbudaowa！”
guanzhongmenfengkuangtucao，zheijiemuyaoqiukeke，tiaoxuanmingeyeshijiweijinshen！
shangyirenxuanzhongtiaoxuanyiren！
qizhongtiaojian，kexiangerzhi！
dongfangshenguodeguanzhongmendouxiangyaozhidao，jiujingshishei？dedaolezheigewubixingyundeminge！
“geweiguanzhong，jiexialaiwoxiangdajiajieshaoyixia《baiyuanqiusheng》jiemudezongzhi！”
“gumingsiyi，《baiyuanqiusheng》bianshiyongyibaikuaiqiushengdeyisi，dangran，yifangmianshiqiusheng，lingyifangmian，queshiyaokaoyanxuanshoumendegexiangnengli，yijixuanyanggeguozhijiandewenhua。”
“jiemuyaoqiu，diyi：xuanshoumenbukexiedaishenfenzhengjizhengming，meishoushoujidengtongxunshebei，jinrumoshengchengshi！”
“dier：zaisanniandeshijianli，liyongyibaikuaiqiusheng，xuanshoumenjiangyaozhanxianzijidegerennengli，zaiyigeyuezhineizuodaoshentizhuangkuangdabiao！”
“disan：guangshibaozhengshentizhuangkuangjiankangzhiwai，haixuyaoxuanshoumenpingjiezijidenengli，zaichengshizhongyingqudiwei，mingsheng，jiemukansiqiusheng，shizeyeshikaoyanxuanshoumendezhuanqiannengli。”
“weici，laizigexinggeyedejingyingmenjianghuiduicijinxingdianping！zuizhonghuoshengjieguo，jianggenjuxuanshoumendejinqianyue，shentizhuangkuang，shehuiyingxianglaijinxingzonghepingxuan！”
“keke，dongfangshenguodeguanzhongmen，yijiqitabaiguoguanzhongmen，jiemujijiangkaishi，jiexialai，jiuyouwoweidajiajieshaogeguocansairenyuan。”
终于！
daolefabumingdanzheiyike！
cike，bujinjinshidongfangshenguodeguanzhongtiqilexinxian，baiguodeguanzhongdouxiangyaozhidao，zheiyibaiweixingyunerjiujingshishenmeyangderen？
nenggouzaizheiwushurendangzhongtuoyingerchu，chengweijiemuxingyuner，hezheibaqianyijiangjinxiangjurucizhijin。
着实让人羡慕啊！
“dongfangshenguocanxuanrenyuan，yefan！wu，zuoweiwodongfangshenguojingtiaoxixuanderenyuan，woyouyiwuxianggeweiguanzhongshuoyixia，baiguoshaixuanrenyuandebiaozhunshiyizhide。”
“shaixuanbiaozhun，doushiconggeguozuidicengtiaoxuan，tiaoxuanyigenianqing，youmengxiang，you**derenlaicanyujiemu，yingquzheibaqianyijiangjin！”
“yefanzuoweiwodongfangshenguodecanxuanrenyuan，jinglilecengcengshaixuan，suiranshidicengrenyuan，danyefanjianyibuqu，fenfatuqiang，suishixiaorenwuquexinxijiaguo。”
“erqieyefannaishiwodongfangshenguojiangmenzhihou，suijiadaozhongluo，danyijiuyongyoufeifanqianli！”
yingfengjielianjieshao，beijiaodaomingzi，zaichangxiadenghoudebairenzhizhong，yidaoshenyingshenseweidong，mengrantaitousaoshizhesizhou。
zheili，dongfangshenguoyigejudadetiyuchang，bingfeishiniaochao，ershichaoyueniaochaoguimo，gengdadetiyuchang，beichengzhiweilongchaotiyuchang！
zaizheili，wushudengguang，shexiangjielianbuduan，zaisuizheyingfengdehua，shunjiandoudazaileyefandeshenshang。
kanzhewushudengguangciyan，yefandunshilengzhule。
tabuguoshidongfangshenguodicengyigetarushehuidedicengrenyuan，kandaolejiemuyuxuan，jiusuiyibaomingcanyuleyixia。
毕竟，八千亿啊！
zheikeshiyibijukuan，yibeizidouwufaxiangxiangdejukuan！
ruoshinengnadaozheibiqian，taderenshengjianghuifashengfantianfudidebianhua！
dangran，baomingrenshuzhiduo，yefandangchuyemeibaozhexiwang，yijiushiguiguijujunulideshangban。
meixiangdaoquebeitongzhitongguoleshenhe。
zhidaojiandaojuxingyingfengxuanbu，yefanzheicaihuiguoshenlai。
zheiyiqie，doushizhendea！
zhengdangyefanjidongshi，mengran，naohaizhongyidaoshengxiangfuxian。
【ding！shenjiguoyunshangdianbangding！】
【suzhuketongguochiyouxianjinhuansuanweishangdiandianshu，duihuanshangdianrenheyizhongwupinhuozhejineng！】
【guoyunchufahouhuifaburenwu，suzhuwanchengrenwujikehuodeyicichoujiangjihui，qiehuileijiguoyundian！】
【guoyundiankeyongyujiesuoerjishangdian，dangqianshenjishangdianshuyuyiji！】
turuqilaideshengyin，rangyefanzhenggerenmengbi。
系统？
神级商店？
yefanyixiajiujingle，zuoweidicengren，tachulemeitianxinkugongzuo，zheihuilaizhihoujiuzhishengxiakankanxiaoshuodafashijian，zheijinshouzhishenmedetazaishuxibuguo。
meixiangdaozijijuranyeyouxianyufanshendeyitian！
“rangwokankan，zheishangdianliyoushenme。”
yefanxingfendecuoshou，shuobuding，jiezhuxitongbangzhu，tahainengzaizheigebairencanyudebisaidangzhongbadetouchou，nadaozheibaqianyini！
zheiyichakan，yefandunshijiulengzhule。
haojiahuo，zheishangdianlidedongxi，kezhenshijingshihaisua！
buguangyoushangyedizaodeqishu，haiyougezhongkejiyanfadetuzhi，shenzhi，haiyounengmairuxiuxiandebaobei！
dangran，duihuanzheixiexuyaodedianshujuda，shiyefandangqianwufajiechude，tanengchupengde，yejiushiyixiexiangduishiyongde。
biru，yixieshijiazishendejinengshu，huozhewupin。
“youxitongzai，shuobudingwozheicizhendenengfanshenle！”
kanguoxitongshangdian，yefanquantoujinwo，yanzhongdaizhewubizixin！
zheichangjiemu，tadaibiaodebujinjinshitageren，gengshizhenggedongfangshenguo！
zaibaiguomianqian，zheibaiyuanqiushengkansitixiandeshiyibaigerendeqiushengzhidao。
danshijishang，yeshiweiletixianbaiguozuiweichuncuijichudezitai。
tongguozuidicengdezhangxian，nengkanchushifouqiangda！
zheiyidangjiemu，bujinjinzhishizongyijiemuneimejiandan。
“ai，zheixiaozizenmekanqilaiyouxiedaia。”
“tagaibuhuishibeiheshaleba？”
“haishiguoyujidong，buzhidaogaishuoshenmele？”
weiguandeguanzhongmenyigegeyilunfenfen，tongguoyingmukanzheyefandebiaoxian，tamendashisuowang。
zheimehaodeminge，juranjilezheiyangyigeren。
keyixiangjiemudetiaojian，tamenyewukenaihe。
“yixia，jiushizheibairenmingdan。”
“jiexialai，nimenjiangzaibinzhouzheigemoshengchengshikaishishengcun，binzhou，shidongfangshenguolianhebaiguodazaochulaidequanxinchengshi，furaofanhua，xiangyaozaizheizhongdifangshengcun，keburongyi。”
“nimenjianghuibeijinyongyiqietongxunshouduan，shenfenxinxi，nimenjiangyaoyiwanquanmoshengdezitai，jinrubinzhou，zaiqixianyigeyuenai，yiyibaiyuanshengcunxialai！”
“qiezuizhongpingxuanshengchu，jiangyousuoshengjine，shentizhuangtaidengyinsujueding！”