第1章 离我远点,我厌丑(1960字)

深夜。

shuichuangshangdeliangjushentijizhichanmian,fangneideqifenrutongsangnafangdewenduneiyangjiejiepansheng。

aimeideshengyinluoyibujue,disijiuchan。

xujiu,nanrencaihunshuiguoqu。

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taqingqingjiangnvrenyongruhuaili,shengyinwenrou,“asu,nizhongyuhuilaile。”

shuimengzhongdeqiaoyanxibeijingxing,hunshenyizhen,huitouwangqu,zhenghaogenbojuntinglailegeduishi。

qiaoyanxilingwaibanzhanglianchedi**chulai,kengkengwawa,xianranshibeihuoshaoguoliuxiadeshangba。

yimiaoliangmiaosanmiaoguoqu,rutongguoleyinian。

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bojuntingxixisusuchuanhaoyifulaidaoqiaoyanximianqian,jugaolinxiakanzheta,“bieyiweinishanglewodechuangjiunengjiajiwo,jianzhizuomeng。”

zheigenvrenkendingjiushinainaigentashuodenvren,jiaoshenmeqiaoyingxuan?

yebuzhidaotajinainaiguanleshenme**,zheifuzunrongjingranyenengrangnainaixihuanta,bingbuxizaitadejiulimianxiayao,jiushiweilecuohetamen!

qiaoyanxizhanqishenpailepaiyifu,zhoumeidao:“suoyinibudasuanduiwofuze?”

ruguobojuntingbuquta,taderenwujiuwanchengbule。

bojuntingchixiao,chaofengdao:“nizijipashangwodechuang,nihaiyoulianjiaowofuze?nibiewanglezheilishiyulongwan。”

“keniduiwozuolebukemiaoshudeshiyeshishishia!”qiaoyanxijulilizheng,yaobushiweilemama,tagenbenjiubuhuizhanzaizheili。

mingmingchikuideshita,danquehaiyaobeirenshuluoxianqi。

“shishijiushinizuowanzaiwodejiulimianxiayao,wobaoliuzhuijiunidezeren。”diuxiahua,bojuntingbiannazheyupaojinleyushi。

dengtaxiwanzaochulai,qiaoyanxiyijingbuzaiwoshile,tayiweitayijingzoule,“suannishixiang!”

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bolaofurenyidazaojiulaile,talazheqiaoyanxideshou,kanxiangbojuntingxiaodao:“junting,yihouyingxuanjiuzhuzaizheili,dengnimenpeiyanghaoleganqingjiukeyijuxinghunlile。

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qiaoyanxilianseweibian,kanlailaofurenzhendebingdehenyanzhong。

bojuntingyantongzhousuo,“nainai,ni...”

bolaofurenbailebaishou,“nimendoukandaole,woxianzaijiudiaozheyikouqile,woweiyidexinyuanjiushizaiwoqushiqianzhaogenvzhurenhuilaidalihaobojia。”

shuowan,tazhuantoukanxiangqiaoyanxi,“yingxuan,wozhidaonibuhuirangnainaishiwangde。”

qiaoyanxidiantou,“shide。”

“junting,suoyiniyaorangnainaidaizheyihanjinguancai?”bolaofurenyoukanxiangbojunting。

guolexujiu,bojuntingcaijiannanhanshou,“nainai,nihuihaoqilaide。”

“wozijideshentizijiqingchu。”bolaofurenyoukelejisheng,“wohuizhaoguhaoanande,nijiubuyongdanxinle。”

“neiwojiuxianhuilaozhaile,nimenhaohaoxiangchu。”

daibolaofurenlikaihou,bojuntingbianyoujinggaoqiaoyanxi,“yihoushaozaiwomianqianchuxian,wodewoshiyebuxutajinyibu,niqukefangshui。”

diuxiahua,bojuntingyezhuanshenhuileshufang。

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“linglingling~”qiaoyanxideshouji**xiangleqilai,shiqiaomulinshuminjitadalaidedianhua,tajietingdianhua,neiduanchuanlaizhejideshengyin。

“yanxi,zuowanmeibaolushenfenba?”

“meiyou,yiqieshunli。”

linshuminsongleyikouqi,“neijiuhao,niyaoshikexiaoxin,kebunengbaoluzijidezhenshishenfen,fouzezhenggeqiaojiajiuwanle。”

guaduandianhuahou,qiaoyanxizuozaishuzhuangtaiqian,taishoufushangneibanzhangkengkengwawadelian。

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tagenqiaoyingxuanshishuangbaotai,jiejieqiaoyingxuanxiaoshihoubeiyichangdahuoshaoshanglelian,buranjiejieyehuihenpiaoliang。

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keyejiuzaizheishi,kejiejiequehuranshizongle。

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gangzouchufangjian,zhijianbojuntingtingzhedianhuajiaobushengkuaizoulai,yebuzhidaoduifangshuoleshenme,tazhengzhangliandouyinchendehairen,hunshensanfachuhairendeliqi。

qiaoyanxixiayishizouyuanyidian,shengpahuiyangjiwugu。

“feiwu,liangehaizidoukanbuzhu。”

tingzhezheijuhua,qiaoyanximeitouningjin,kanlaishitadehaizichushile。

zhidaobojuntingdeshenyingxiaoshizaiyanqian,qiaoyanxicaitibuwanghouhuayuanzouqu。

haimeizouduoyuan,tajiufaxianleyoubaobiaoyizhidingzheta,dagaishibojuntingfenfude。

qiaqiaozheishi,linshuminyoudalaidianhua。

“yanxi,nikuaihuijia,tamenlaile。”

wenyan,qiaoyanximouseweichen,tadangranzhidaotamenzhideshisheile。