第5章
zhongyu，takandaoyishanmen，takuhanzhepudaomenshang，qiulimianderenrangzijijinqu。
huiyingtade，shiyoujiudechenmo。
tatingzhilekuhan，huitou，juewangshengmanletadeshuangyan，tadiedaozaidi，shentiruandexiangyitanlanni。
taninanzhe：“talaile......talaile......”
xisuideninanyanbianchengfengkuangdedaxiao。
“hahahahahanimendouhuizaobaoyingde，nimenyidinghuizaobaoyingde，wozhunimensizaizheili！”
tongkuniuquletademianrong。
tamenyidinghuizaobaoyingde。
qiaofeigensongenjingxixikanzhezheizhangbaozhi，xianrulechenmo。
baozhishangbumangezhongniupixianxiaoguanggao，wanquanmeiyoushenmeyouyongdedongxi。
turan，songenjingpiedaobaozhiyijiao。
“qiaoqiao，nikanzheili。”
乔斐闻言看过去。
mimimamadegeleiguanggaozhongjian，chazhehenxiaodeyizhangxunrenqishi。
“xunrenqishi：nongcunfunvdaoxshidagong，yu4yue15haoshilian，tefabuxunrenqishi，qingkeyitigongxiansuoderenbodarexian......”
xiamianfushangyizhangzhaopian，zhaopianlidenvrendagaisiwushisuidenianji，kanqilaichunpodunhou，mianrongcixiang。
qiaofeizhoulezhoumeitou：“wojidesuguanshipangbianyouyigetaishidianhua，mingtianwomenqushiyixia，kankanzheigehaomanengbunengbotong。”
songenjingdiandiantou：“suguanshiqiangbishanghaitiezhehenduobaozhi。”
“hao，neiwodadianhua，nizaikankanbaozhishangyoumeiyoushenmexinxi，”qiaofeibabaozhishouhao，“woxianzaijuedesuguandeweixianxingbunengpaichule，mingtianxiaoxinyidian。”
“为什么啊？”
“不知道，直觉。”
qiaofeicongpolanzhuozixiafangdejuzilichouchuyigeshuihu，kaishixingxingyan：“xianzaiyougengzhongyaodeshi。”
songenjinghenkuaijieshouleqiaofeilianpaomianyebuhuizhuzheiyishishi。
“qiaoqiao，nilaizheilizhiqianshiganmadeya。”
“ganma？jiuyigeputongdedaxuesheng，tiantianshangkemoyuhuashui，meishixihuanqiaokewanjubensha。”
“嗷。”
judadegongpingshang，zhanxiandezhengshiqiaofeihesongenjingchimiandechangjing。
gongpingpangdedanmuyigejieyigetiaochu。
qiaoerlangtui：wogan，wodangchuwanzheigedeshihouzenmemeifaxianzheihaiyougeshuihu！
fengchui：sheirangnimenzuowanshuijuele，woaoyekande，zheishuihuyeshitacongsuguanshishunde
lianpiwumihou：woxianzaijuedetayuelaiyueyouyisilehahahaha
zhihuihanjiuming：wokantachideneimexiangwoyexiangchile
zhihuigagale：hahahahahahahahahahatacongnaligaochulaiyigekuaizihahahahajiuming
zhihuihanjiuming：nijiao**ma
mougexiaoxiaodesipingqian，yigenanrengouqixiaorong，raoyouxingzhi。
zheimekeaidenvhaizi，roushishenmeweidaoni。
......
songenjingsuoyikoumian，ceguotoukanyixiaqiaofei，dunshishihuazaiyuandi。
qiaofeiyijingjiangyitongpaomianchiwan，zhengzaihezheqishui。
songenjingyanyankoushui，bazijidepaomiantuidaoqiaofeineibian：“qiaoqiao，niyaoshie，jiuxianchiba，wojianfei。”
qiaofeilengleyixia，ranhoupuchiyishengxiaochulai：“haijianfeini，zijichiba。”
tabapaomiantuihuiqu，shunbianjiangqishuipingyiqifangdaosongenjingyanqian：“woshentisuzhiquanyoumeiyourenhechuanranbing，niyaoshijieyi，xiacirangnixianhe。”
songenjingkanzheneipingqishui，buduobushaoganghaoshengxiayiban。
qiaoqiaoqishishigehenwenrouxixinderenni。
fangmenturanbeiqiaoxiang，menchuangshangguazheyizhangbaixidelian。
qiaofeirangsongenjingjixuchi，zijizeguoqukankanqingkuang。
menwaidenvshengmianrongqieqie：“ni，nihao，woyoushixianggennijiangyixia......”
qiaofeizouguoqu，meiyoukaimen。
“youshenmeshijiuzheiyangshuoba，womensushemenhuaile，kaibulemen。”
nvshengqingqingchouyejixia，hunshenrenbuzhukaishifadou，yuqikaishiduosuo：“nikaiyixiamenhaobuhao，wozhendeyouhenzhongyaodeshiqing。”
qiaofeixiaozhekanta：“woshuolemenhuaile。”
menwaidenvshengbeirenyibachekai，xiaoxiaodechuangkoushangluchuhaojizhanglian，weishoudezhengshichuaileqiaofeiyijiaodenvsheng。
tadetoufabuzhiweihebiandeluanzaozao，toushangdehudiefakayijingquelebanbian。
“nichulai，nishibushiyouchidedongxi！niyouchideweishenmebunachulaifenjiwomen，nipingshenmezijidutun！”
qiaofeixiaozheluchuliangkexiaohuya，moyangshifenqianda：“neiwopingshenmeyaojinimena？”
banbianhudiefakaluchubukesiyidebiaoqing，kaishipaida306desushemen：“nijiuyinggaijiwomen，niyouebusi，nikeyifenjiwomende。”
qiaofeixiaozhe，wanquanmeiyoukaimendejixiang。
nvshengmenjianqiangqiubulai，lanxialepaimendebanbianhudiefaka，kaishiwenyanruanyugenqiaofeijianghua。
“zhiqianshiwomencuole，buyinggairangniqukaimende，nindarenyoudaliang，biegenwomenjijiaohaobuhao。”
lingwaiyigenvshengfuhe：“shiashia，nikannizheibushiyemeishima，womenzhendehene，qiunile，jiwomenyidianchideba，shuiyexing。”
qiaofeishouqixiaorong，yizhangpiaoliangjingzhidexiaoliankaojinmenchuang。
“womeishi？wodejingshenshoudaolejidadesunshangni，sheilaimibu，ng？”
tahuafengyizhuan：“nimenmeicuoa，nimenhecuozhiyou，weilezijideshengcunyongjingezhongshouduan，meiyoucuo，shiba。”
nvshengmenbuzhidaotashishenmeyisi，zhinengdiantoufuhe：“shideshide，meicuo。”
qiaofeiluchumanyidexiaorong：“suoyi，woweilewodeshengcunbuzeshouduan，yemeiyoucuoni。”
qiaofeiyanjiaoyuguangpiaopiaoshenhou，songenjingyijingbadongxichidezhadoubushengle，taxinzhongxinwei，kanxiangsongenjingdeyanshenlidaizhebiaoyang。
henhao，bukuishiyedenvren。
songenjing：“......”tahaoxiangkandongleqiaofeizaishuoshenme。
要了老命。
nvshengmenfanyingguolai，zhidaoqiaofeizheishibuyuanyijile，yishijianliandouheilejifen，kanjianqiaofeihaibulitamen，xinzhonggengshibuyue。
“nizhishaobaneigeshuihujiwomen，neishigongyongziyuan，bukenengzhiyounimen306cainengyongde。”
“你们想要水壶？”
tamengangxiangkaikouqianzezhiwen，qiaofeiturandakaimen，dichushuihu，ranhoukuaisubamenguanshang。
tacekaishenzi，jinvshengmenzhanshishenhoukongdangdangdepaomianheziheqishuiping。
“呀，吃完了呢。”
nvshengmen：“......”
taluchuliangkexiaohuya：“siloutiemenpangbianyouzidongshoumaiji，shuihujinimenle，zijidongshoufengyizushie。”