毕业晚会哭了,我是庆祝分手啊!第2章

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张志军骂他没礼貌。

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tayouxiexinxu,“ninzenmeyechulaile?”

kongshulizoujin,gentabingpaizhanli,“limiantaimenle,chulaichougenyan。”tamochuyandijita,“chouma?”

shensuyuandiyicibeiweigaoquanzhongdedalaodiyan,haishitazheizhongxiaorenwugenbenjiechubudaodedalao。guoyushouchongruojing,tayishijianbuzhidaogairuhefanying,shentihezuibidanaokuaiyibu,shuangshoutaiqilaijiutuiju,“xiexielidong,wobuhuichou。”

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“ng。”kongshuliyouxileyikouyan,“wobuxihuan。”

“a?”shensuyuantingyiwaide,chajueshilihoubijinzuiba,tayinggaishuodianshenmehuanjieqifende,queyoubuzhidaogaishuoshenme,zhihuiganxiao。

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kongshuliqingxiaoyisheng,“ng。”

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“ng。”kongshuliyouxileyikouyan,gangyaojiezhekaikoujiutingshenpangderenmengdidalelianggepenti,takaojinguanxindao:“lengdaolema?”

shensuyuanwuzhekoubi,lianlianhoutui,jiupapendalaoyishenkoushui,“meiyoumeiyou。”

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“bu,buyong……”mafanerzihaiweichukou,dalaoyijingtiexindejitacaleca,tazhideshuo,“xiexie。”

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shensuyuanyouxiebuhaoyiside“ng”leyisheng。

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zuibinaoziyoukuaileyibu,“hao。”

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fenbiedeshihou,shensuyuanniezhedoulideruanpazuosixiangdouzheng,yaobuyaohai,xianzaihaidehuashangmianhaizhanzhezijidekoushui,buhaiyouganjuetaibulimao,kezhuannianyixiang,zheiyangdedalaoyinggaibuqueyikuaifangjinba?!

zhengxiangzhe,kongshulikaikoule,“pazixiganjinglezaihaijiwoba,zheijitianwozaihuizhanzhongxinliuloubangong。”

“hao。”shensuyuanxiangzheyonglerenjiadepazi,haicengleyidunwanfan,gaidaogexiede,jinguanpazibushitaxiangyongde,fanyebushitaxiangchide,“jinwanxiexielidongdekuandai,genninliaotianwoshouhuohenduo。”

kongshulixiangdoudouta,yibenzhengjingwendao:“e?shouhuoleshenme?”

“a?e……jiushi……”

shensuyuanzhenxiangchouzijiliangzuiba,haoduanduandeshuoshenmeshouhuoya,gengmeixiangdaodalaohaiyaokehouchoucha,yishijiannaodaikongkong,shayebiebuchulai,fandaoshinaolegedahonglian。

kongshuliqingxiaoyisheng,yemeirangxiaohaiergangataijiu,“keshisuyuan,niyizhengwandouhenjinzhang。”

takaojinshensuyuan,momotadetou,“fangsongdian,woyoubuhuichiren。”

shensuyuanliangengrele,gangadenengkouchusanshiyitinglai,“ng。”

dalaoyoukaikoule,“mingtianzhongwulaizhaowo,daiyibeikafei,jiudangshinidedaoxiele。”

shensuyuanmengdidiantou,luchuqianqiandeliwo,“hao!”

dalaoyehuiletayigewenhedexiao,“wanansuyuan。”

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kongshulizoule,shensuyuanzhangzhangshulekouqi,xianggegangxingmanshifangdefanren,gaoxingdehuiqudelushangdouhengzheqingkuaidegeer。