xiangfuhuikeqiantingnei，qifenjinbeng。
“dianxiazhenshiguirenshimang，nanqingdehena。”
zhongniannvrenpixiaoroubuxiaodiduizhetagonglegongshou，qiaozhepoyouxieshangweizhedeaomanyuweiyan。
buguoweiyaduitalaishuomeigeluanyong。
zhaowangbenjiushigetianbupadibupaderen，wurenbuchudetianjiaweiyanduizhaowanglaishuoyejiuneimehuishi，zheicainadaona。
tingtayinyangguaiqi，jihanyebunaifanyingfu。
tazhijielanyangyangwangyizishangyizuo，huijingdao：“benwanghaidangnimeilianjianrenni，yuanlaishixiaoqiaonidelianpihoudule。xiangguowuguai，wuguai。”
“huimenzhiridaimanzhangbeibushuo，haiduizhangbeichuyanbuxun，zheijiushidianxiadejiaoyang？”
baixiangguozuijiaochouchuleyixia。
“zhangbei？”jihanxiangshitingjianshenmexiaohuayiban，jifengdikanletayiyan，youyoudao：“benwangdezhangbei，zhiyouwangfuhegonglineijiwei，nineigutoujiliangzhongdianliangguoma，laibenwangzheichongzhangbei，yebupazhelenideshou。”
“zhiyujiaoyang，benwangyoushi，moshuodangjintaihou，lianxiandiyeshigongqinjiaoyangguoyizhende。”
“xiangguozheihuashuode，zhenshidabujing。mofeixiangguoweijirenchenhaibumanzu，jingshixianggengjinyibu？”
“dianxiashenyan！”baixiangguoxinzhongyijing，hedelenghanchadianchulai。taliansechenleyouchen，ehenhendidengzhejihan，houcaoyadoukuaiyaosuile。
zheijiahuodanziyetaida，jingganshuorucidanibudaodehua！pianpianhairangrenwufafanbo……
mingmuzhangdandehujiahuwei，zhangshiqiren，gundaorouyibanwusuoweijudehunshimowang，pianyoumeizaichaozhongrenzhi，genbenmeibanfaxiazhita！
yaoxiangxiuruta，rangtanankan，zijifandaoxianbeizheijianyalizuideqigebansi。
ruoshuodanhe，yanguanmenyiqianliushuiyiyangdanhetayanxingwuzhuangmiaoshizunzhangdezhezi，bixiadoudanggexiaohuakan！
bieshuoshenmeleishengdayudianxiaole，bixiaweijishinvchengdezheipianqingkong，lianyinyundoumeiyiduo。
zhiyaojishinvburushi，jiusuanbatiantonggekulong，gonglineiweidouhuixiaomimijitashoushilantanzi。
zhiqianzhunbeideyiduzixunchidehua，zheishiyijuyeshuobuchulaile。shitaxiangchale，jingxiangzaizheixiaobawangmianqiantaodaohao，chonggelian？
baixiangguoyoudianma，zhixianggankuaibahuashuoqingchu，songzouzheiaiyandejiahuo。
“dianxiajiyiqulewojiashuzi，zhaowangfubianshiwomenxiangguofudeqinjia，woyeshidianxiadeyuemu，liangjiajiehao，yingduoduowanglai，ninshuoshiba？”
“ziran。benwangdefufuzhudeyuanzitaipotaipian，ganjinjitatenggehaodifangchulai，ruoshiyougesanbingliangzai，huoyourenbuzhihaodaizhaotabutongkuai，benwangnaoqilaikebupadiuliande，jiushibuzhidaoxiangguozheizhanglaolianguabuguadezhu。”
姬晗答非所问道。
白相国：“……”
高了，血压高了。
qiangxingyazhizhupokoudamadechongdong，tazhuannianyixiang，neitongfangsuibeijian，shenggeerziquedelezheihunshimowangdeqingyan，shaobudejiliangfentimian。
buguo，hehe，ruozheijiahuobatabijile，shouliniezhezheimegeren，yesuanyougebabing。
“zheishibenxiangdejiashi，jiubulaodianxiafeixinle……”baixiangguoxinsiyizhuan，jiaziyouduanleqilai。
zheirenyanzhuziyizhuan，jihanjiuzhidaotayaofangshenmepi。
jihanrenbuzhufanlegebaiyan，lengxiaoyisheng：“laoqianpo，nikexianghaole，benwangweirencongwuruanlei，nidexiaobianziqueyizhuayidaba。”
“chenbenwanghaoshuohua，biejilianbuyaolian。”
huayinweiluo，baixiangguobianzhenjingdidengdashuangyan，chadianhuaiyizijideerduo——
weiguanershinian，congmeirenganmatalaoqianpo！
taganjuezijidequanweihezunyanshoudaoleqiansuoweiyoudemaofan，bachabeiyishuai，chulifennudao：
“fangsi！benxiangjingniyifen，nijiudengbizishanglian？nibuguoyijiebaishen，wuguanzhi，wugongming！rumachaotingmingguan，bianshiqinwangyeyumintongzui！”
zheiwenao，chazichadianzhanletadequnjiao。
“啪！”
jihantengdeyixiazhanqishenlai，shuaishoubianxiaosachoulebaixiangguoyigedaerguang，hehedao：“ruma？benwanghaioudachaotingmingguanni。”
baixiangguobeizheixiangliangdeyierguangchoumengle，shuangyantonghong，muziyulie，henbudehuohuoqiasijihan。
talizhibeichongtiandequruhefennujikui，shengsilijiedihoudao：“lairen！lairen！benxiangyaojingongmiansheng！！”
you，ganbuguojiuyaogaozhuangle。
跟谁不会似的。
jihanpiezui，jilexiachanyigeyanshen，xiayimiaobianbishangshuangyanzhitingtingdidaolexiaqu。
xiachanyanjishoukuaidibaozhujihan，sangmenbibaixiangguohaida：“tianyealebudele！！baixiangguorumahuangqin，oudaqinwang，jianzhiqirentaishen！badianxiaqidefabingle！dianxia！dianxianinbuyaosia！！”
“wuwuwu，chunhua，kuaijingongqinghuangshangtaihoujiujiudianxia！！”
“dongxue，haibukuaidiantongzhiwangfu，dianxiakuaibeizheihengxingbadaodebaixiangguojidasileya！！”
lianggejinshishenshoujihao，baixiangguoderenhaimeipaochuqianting，tamenyijingyongqinggongzhijiefeizoule。
几秒钟就飞得没影。
beibi**！daodayipa！baixiangguoqijigongxin，wuzhexiongkoujiyutuchuxuelai，yanqianzhenzhenfahei：“ni……ni……”
huameishuochukou，renyitouzaizaidishang。
真·气晕了。
xiachanzuoxizuoquantao，yibahengbaoqizhuanghundejihanpaochuxiangfu，yibianpaohaiyibiankuhan。
buchuyike，baixiangguozaihuimenrirumaoudazhaowang，bazhaowangqidefabinghunsiguoqudexiaoxixiangzhanglechibangyibanfeilechuqu。
jihanshanglechenian，meiduojiujinshiqiushijiubabailijieleguolai。yipashangche，bailijiuleiyanposuodijiqiedao：“dianxia，ninmeishiba？”
“没事。”
jihanqidingshenxiandihelekoucha。
“wo、wotingshuomuqindaledianxia……”bailizhuizhuibuanditaiyankanta，zhenggerenjinghuangbuyi。
jihanxianglexiang，huranrenzhendikanzhebaili，dao：“benwangruozhuijiu，nidairuhe？”
bailiyileng，haobantianshuobuchuhualai。
“dianxiahebaixiangguodeliangzisuanshijiexiale，bairujunshizhanzaidianxiazheibian，haishixiangguoneibian？”xiachanguangshikanzhebailineimunebenzhuodeyangzi，jiuyouxietizijiadianxiazheji，renbuzhuchushengtixing。
bailiyanshenshanleshan，shengruwennadao：“……wobiewusuoqiu，zhiyuanafuzaibaijianengpinganruyi。”
jihanwenyan，weiyatiaomei。
zheixiaolaoshidanhaoxiangyebuneimeben？
zheihuashuodeyoushuiping，yisibujiushiliangfangyouchongtutazhanzaitazheibian，youxiwangtakanzaitaxinnianafudemianshangxingshinengjinlianggujiyixie。
zuoweijijiafubiaomingletaidu，zuoweibaijiazi，yebusuanwangenfuyi。
“haole，nijijiawo，benwangzihuibiyounideafu。”jihanbuzaidouta，yourandao：“yihoutayouhaofangzizhu，youqianhua，yourensihou，youwangfubodechanyebangshen，shuobudinghainengzhonghuonimuqindechong。”
jihanweiweixiaolexiao，qingmiaodanxiedao：“zhiyujinrizhishi，buguoyichangwanxiao，baixiangguodarenyoudaliang，xiangbibuhuijieyi。”
白黎：……玩笑？
zanyebuzhidao，zanyebuganwen。
zheiciwanzhongzhumudehuimen，shouchangyeshixiangdangrenao，dabingchuyudezhaowangdianxiashuzhejinquhengzhechulai，jingchengkanrenaoderenjiachiguachidekuailejile。
chuanwenbeibaixiangguoqidefabingdezhaowang，huichengtuzhongluguofengjingdiyifanguanxiazhenglou，dangchangbingyu，hairangqinshixiachanjinqumaileliangfenzhaopaihongshaozhutier。
xiaoxichuanjingongli，nvdichadianxiaosi。
nvdishouyantongtian，jiazhiyinzuijinliangjiadeqinshigewaiguanzhulexie，jishinvhebaixiangguoqiantinghuchetouhuadeshiqingtayiqingerchu，juedehaoxiaojile。
“zheibingyihao，jishinvdaoduolejifenyoushidehuoqier，yeshikele，guaibudedangchumuhuangrucixiaita。”
jishizheidaizhiyigendumiao，haisuishidouhuiduan，youshipayaozhe，xianzhaowangbianyanglexiandizaihuanggongyangtayiduanshiri，zhanzhantianziqi，baotaxiaoming，daobuxiangtazhentaolexianhuangxihuan，lianrujindetaihouyetengta。
tadanghuangtainvneizhenzi，haipianzheixiaoluobutouzaixiandimianqianbangtadaguohaojicizuipijifeng。
huiyiqineishi，nvdishenserouruanlexie。
xiandiyinglang，tazaidonggongdaidekuaibunaifanlecaizuoshanghuangwei，zhijinbuguocaiwunianguangjing。
xuduogonggulaochenzaixiandiquhoufenfenqihaiguzhishile，buguoduibaixiangguoshaoweiyizhonglejinian，daobataweikouyangda，yuefapiaopiaoranle。
tabubianchushou，jiurangzheimeilianmeipiyouwufawutiandequcuomoyixiabaixiangguo，zhenghao。
nvdixinqinghao，shangcilezhaowangfujixiangzhenyiyaocai，erxiangguofuma……
zheihuibushizhuojiu，shiyipiangguibaijuan。
ng，hebailinghenxiangdeneizhong。
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