第1章
“入殓，封棺！”
“sheiruoshizaiganzulan，jiaijiayilvshawushe！”
banmengbanxingjian，huaxieyizhijuedebeizidanjizhongdenaomentengdejihuzhalie。
erbianshengyincaoza，younvrenmanhenglingrendifahaoshiling，chaodetabudebuzhengkaiyanjing。
四周一片漆黑。
huaxieyifeiliditaishoumosuo，haidetajihudantiaoerqi。
zijijingranshitangzaiyikousisifangfangdeguancaili，erqieshenbianhaitangleyigehunshenbingliangjiangyingdesiren！
zijiaershuyetaibeibi！qianglezijideguiyitangtangzhuzhiweibushuo，haiyaorangzijijibierenpeizang！
toudingzhengzai“guangguang”dizashouding，neinvrenhaizaijiaojidicuicu，fahaoshiling。
太特么**！
“尼玛！”
bansuizhezheijuqishihuihongdeguoma，“peng”deyisheng，suimusijian，haiweidinglaodeguancaigai，jingranbeihuaxieyiyifentianyingdeyijiaojichuaidesifenwulie。
“诈尸了！！！”
四周一片惊悚尖叫。
huaxieyibazheguancaiyan，qijibaihuaiditanchuyizhangcanbaidelian。
meirudouchong，kouchunxinghong，mianjiashangliangtuokuazhangdeyanzhi，xiangjilezhizhapuzilidezhiren。
zhengzaidashoudingdejiangrenhedesisanertao。
yizhenyinfengchuiguo，huaxieyiyuyanqianyiqunguzhuangbanxiang，mudengkoudaidezhongbinkedayandengxiaoyan，qifenshunjiansiji。
jizhejiangliangrenruliandazangdetaihouxielingyujiantushengbiangu，qiangzuozhending：“lai，lairen！shezhengwangfeizhashile，ganjingaiguan！”
“bie，biea！”huaxieyibazheguancaiyan：“wohaiyouqierni。”
yizhigannubuganyandewangfuheguanshilijijianjixingshi：“zhashishibuhuishuohuade，taihouniangniang，wojiawangfeizhenmeisi。bunengxiazang！”
taihoufengmouweimi，nanyanlinlieshaqi。
“meisiyouruhe？tadahunzhirijiukesiwoxiliangshezhengwang，xianyouhuihuaiguanmu，jingraowangyewangling，zheiyuanbenjiushisizui！lairen，jinfohumian！”
yizhiyixia，gongrenlijishangqian，shenshouquzhuohuaxieyideshouwan，jiuyaojiangdashidehuangzhiyicengyicengwangtadelianshanghu，zhidaotazhixierwang。
玩真的啊？
huaxieyicishicaibudebuxiangxin，zijichuanyuele，chuanyuedaoyigebeicuidexunzangwangfeishenshang，kesishezhengwang，zhengmingxuanyixian。
gengbeicuideshi，taduiyuzheiyuanzhudeqianchenguowangshimeiyouyidianjiyi。
wangfushiweibugankangzhi，huaxieyikendingbunengzuoyidaibi，fenliyizhen，zhitingjinghulianlian，qianzhizhetashouwanhuojianbangdejigegongrenjingranqiqibeizhenfeichuqu，shoulinazhedehuangbiaozhifenfenyangyangdiluodesichudoushi。
youyizhang，haoqiaobuqiao，jiuluozaileguancailideshezhengwanggongjinxingdelianshang。
huaxieyizhijuedezhoushenqilipengpai，lianmianbujue，bazijidoujihezhele，gengshizhenshezhulezhouweisuoyouren。
taihoutongyangmiansedabian，wangzhehuaxieyimouguangshanshuo，youxieguguai。
“jingjiubuchichifajiu，gongjianshouhezai？jiaijiageshawulun！”
yishenglingxia，lingtangwaiyulinjunfenkaibinke，yiyongerru，jiangguancaituantuanbaowei，dagongzaixian，lijijisheruyu。
huaxieyibeikunyuzheifangcunzhidi，wuchuketao，weijishike，zhinengmaliudisuohuiguanmuzhizhong，yishiexiangdanbiansheng，dasuanjiunaguancailizheiweibeikesidewangyedangdangjianpai，kansheigandabujing！
zunguideshezhengwangdarenlianshangdingzhehuangbiaozhi，yidongyebu......
不对！
huaxieyixinliyizheng，coujinledingjingxiqiao，faxianneizhangbobodehuangbiaozhi，aizheshezhengwangbikongdeweizhi，jingranshile！shile！
zheijiushuoming，haiyouqixi！meisitouqier！
yibajiekaihuangbiaozhi，guancailidenanziyishenmangpaoyudai，toushujinguan，shuangmujinbi，jianmeirubin，jifucangbaidejinhutouming，qinglengerhaowushengqi，danzheyanbulemeimuzhijiandeqingjunxiuyi，yanrushunhua。
可惜了。
suannizouyun，jinriyudaolewoguiyitangshijiudaichuanrenhuaxieyi！
yanwangjiaonisangengsi，wonengliunidaowugeng。
huaxieyijingxidichezhesangmenyishengjinghu：“zhushou！nimenshezhengwanghaihuozhe！”
zheiyishenghou，jiurupingdiyishenglei，juzhongjiejing。
toudingruhuangjianyuyejiaranerzhi。
taihouxielingyushunjianmianchensishui，mouzhongshaqigengsheng。taxinzhiduming，gongjinxingbingweiqijue，yincigengyaozhengfenduomiao，nushenghechidao：“hushuobadao，hailengzhezuoshenme？shaleta！”
huaxieyiqidehuomaosanzhang：“wangyezhendehaihuozhe，zhishiyishibeiyuxuedulexinqiao，wobaozhengliangbazhangtajiunengxingguolai。niweihefeiyaozhirensidi？”
tayuqiduding，xiongyouchengzhu，wangfuheguanshiyigaishicaideweiweinuonuo，jidongditingshenerchu。
“wangyequeshihaihuozhe，tingwohaoling，baohuwangyewangfei！”
wangfushiweiqunyongerru，daojianchuqiao，bituiyulinjun，jiangguanmuhuzaishenhou，zhuchengtongqiangtiebi。
sizhoubinkeyeyipianhuaran，qizuibasheditichukangyi。