weilenenggouqudezuihaodejiemuxiaoguo，weilenengjirenmendailaigengdadejingxi。
guanyujiemudeyiqiexinxi，jiemuzuzishizhizhongdoubaochizheshenmi。
erzhei，yeshijiemuzixuanfayilaiyizhibeishouguanzhudeyuanyinzhiyi。
jiemuzuzhishuozheishiyidanglianzong，yiyinleweizhuti。
qitade，jiulianzhangchetamenzheixiejiabindouyigaibuzhi。
tamenchulezijizhidaoshijiabinzhiwai，qitajiabinhaiyoushei，daodiyigongyouduoshaoren，tongtongdoubuqingchu。
shenzhidaolexianzai，dajiahailianzheijiaojiaoshenmemingzidoubuzhidao。
buguoyezhengshiruci，zhangjiajiedi、xurushi、jiangruihezhaozhededengchangcairangguanzhongmenneimejidong。
jiujingxizheidianlaishuo，jiemuzuqueshishijizule。
zheiyerangjiemudezhiborenqidadaolexingaodu，bingqiehaizaichixushangzhangzhong。
zhiyuzhangchezheigesuren，suirantanbushangjingxi，danzugouyiwai，tongyangyeshizengjialehenduohuati。
neime，jiexialaihaihuiyounaxiejiabindengchangni？
“baoqian，jiexialaidejiabinhaiyousheizheigewozhenbunenggaosunimen。”
zaijiangruidehuhanshengzhong，daoyanzhongyushizhanlechulai。
“woxianzainenggougaosunimendeshi，zaidiyilunjiemulihaiyousiweijiabinhuidengchang。”
xianchangyijingyou3nan3nvliuweijiabin，shengxiadebuyongshuokendingshi2nan2nv，jiaqilaiyigong10wei。
zheihaishidiyilun，yigelianzongjuranhaiyaogaodierlun？
chulezhangchezhiwai，xianchangdewuweijiabinkedoushidanghongderenqimingxing。
neime，yuxia4weidaodihuishisheini？
zheixiewentidunshiyinbaolezhibojian，youxianqileyiboreyi。
节目组是懂流量的。
zicongjiemukaibo，xiangguandehuatijiuyijingbazhanleresoubang，kanlaijintianshihaidejixushuapingxiaqu。
jiulianzhangchetamen，duizheixiewentitongyangdouhenhaoqi。
buguotamenshizuojiemudebushikanjiemude，zongbunengyizhiweiraozhezheixiehuatitanlunxiaqu。
“neiyejiushishuo，yaozuoshirenfendefange？”
zheidaoyebusuanduo，zhangcheyingfudelai。
tawanqixiuzizhunbeidaganyichang，jieguozhangwuyangjiuhaowukeqidebiaoshiyaochiniupai。
erqie，haiyaoqiudeshi5fenshu。
zhangmuyuyegenzhefuhe，“niupaibucuo，neijiuniupaiba，woyeyao5fenshu。”
qitarenduiyaochishenmedaoshimeiyouyaoqiu，tingtamenjiedizheimeshuoyegenzhebiaoshimeiwenti。
“呃……”
shizhangchetantanshoubiaoshiweinan，“zheiyangdehuaneiwojiuzhinengbiaoshiyihanle，haishihuangerenlaizuoba。”
zhangjiajiedibenlaijiushixiangguyidiaonanta，jiantamashangliaotiaozinanengfangguozheigejihui。
zhangmuyudunshiguyizhoumei，“zhangche，nizheishishenmeyisia？”
“zhudongqingyingxiangyaobiaoxianyixiadeshini，xianzailiaotiaozideyeshini。”
“niyaobuxiangzuoyikaishijiubuyaochufengtou，dajiayebuhuiguaini，nizheibushishuadajiawanma？”
zhangwuyanggenzhejifeng，“wokannishigenbenjiubuhuizuofanba？”
“meiyoujingangzuanjiubielanciqihuo，zhuangshenmedaweibalang。”
“jiusuanshixiangyaobiaoxianziji，yedekankanzijiyoumeiyouneigenengliba？”
zheijiedilianghuashuodekeyidiandoubuhaoting，buguodajiayequeshishibulijiezhangchedexingwei。
zhangcheyebuguanzhezheiliangren，“bihuaneimeduo，nimenliangyaoyounengnainimenliangzijiquzuoa。”
zhangwuyangpuchiyixiao，“woshibuhuizuo。”
“danwoyikaishijiumingmingbaibaidishuolebuhui，meiyougennisideyingzhuang。”
zhangchehengleyisheng，“niqueshimeiyouyingzhuang，nitemeshiyaofanhaitiaosanjiansi。”
“shenmedoubuhuipiyebushi，yaoqiuhaiguaiduo，nizheizhongrenjiushidecunjinchibuzhilianchi。”
zhangjiajiediliangdunshinaoxiuchengnu，zhangmuyuyipaizhuozizhanleqilai。
“zhangche，zenmeshuohuadeni？”
“dajiayaoshenghuozaiyiqi，yiqizuofanchi，wohewuyangtiyichiniupaiyoushenmebudui？”
“nimenyaoshiyoubutongdeyijiankeyiti，xiangchishenmeyekeyishuo，dajiayiqishangliangzhejuedingbei。”
“womenzenmejiudecunjinchibuzhilianchile，nijiwobahuashuoqingchu。”
tamenlianggezaojiuduizhangcheshibieleyiduzidehuo，zhongyujiezhezheigeyoutoufaxielechulai。
lianggerenyilaxialian，zhibojiandunshijiushiyizhenxueyuxingfeng。
yaozhidao，tamenlianggekedoushidingliu，bujinfensiduo，erqiezhandoulibiaohan。
“gegeshuodemeicuo，meiyoubenshinizhuangshenmebi？”
“buhuizuofanhaiganshuoyaochengdanzuofandezeren，jiemuzuzheishicongnalaizhaolaide**？”
“zhangderenmogouyangde，naozishibeizhujikenlema？”
“**shinagencong，zhangmuyushininengmade？”
“xiatounan，exinxin。”
……
yishijian，zhangchezaizhibojianlirenrenhanda。
buguozheixietazanshishibuzhidao，jiusuanzhidaoleyewusuowei。
tayouyoudizhiyi，“woyoumeirangnimentiyijianma？woyikaishiyoushuonimenyaochiniupaihenguofenma？”
“woshizaibiaoshiyihan，zenmejiuchengying**liaotiaozile？”
“woshihuizuofan，woyeyuanyilaizuozheigeshiqing，zhibuguonimenyaochideniupaiwobuhuizuo。”
“qingwen，wonalishizaizhuangdaweibalang，wobiaoxiandeyounalibuduima？”
zhangjiajiediliangdunshibeiqiangzhule，“ni……”
zhibojianli，tamenliangdefensizhengmadehuangni，yishijianyeyoudianmeng。
xurushizongsuanshitingmingbaileguolai，wendao：“zhangche，nideyisishinibuhuijianniupai？”
zhangcheyoutanletanshou，“wobuzhishibuhuijianniupai，shishishangwolianniupaihaimeiyouchiguo。”
“nimenyaochizhongcanwokeyizuo，chuancaiwobijiaoshanzhang。”
“danyaochixicandehua，neijiuhenyihanzhinenghuangerenlaizuole。”
tayingleyisheng，zhuantouzaicixunwenzhangjiajiediliang，“qingwen，zheiyoushenmewentima？”
tazheidangranmeiyouwenti，youwentideshizhangjiajiediliang。
tazheimeyishuo，zheijiediliangjiuzhendebianchengdecunjinchidehouyan**zhitule。
mingmingshenmeyebuhuijiushibaichi，quehaiyaoqiuneimeduo。
tayuanyizhudongzhanchulaichengdanzeren，chaochulenenglifanweihaiyaobeizhiyi，zheibushiqifulaoshirenma？
zhibojianli，yulunshunjianfanzhuan，henduoguanzhongzhanchulaititamingbuping。
“zheijiediliangkezhendeshitaiguofenle，jianzhijiushiqifuren。”
“wohezhezhangchequeshimeishuoshenmeguofendehuaa，tabuhuijianniupaisuoyibiaoshiweinanyouwentima？”
“naocanfenjuranhaoyisishuozhangcheexin，wokanzhangwuyangcaishizhendeexin。”
“zhangchecaibiaoshiyihan，tajiupobujidaiditiaochulaicaishangyijiao，jianzhilingrenzuoou。”
“zhangmuyuyebushishenmehaohuose，nimenzheimexihuanchiniupaizijiquzuoa。”
suiranshizijilikui，danyankanzijibeidalian，zijiaaidoubeigongji，zheijiediliangdefensikeyebushiruo。
henkuai，zhibojianlijiuchaochengleyituan。