shensuibaxiaogaodianjileapo，youjilezheigeyuezhaokandefeiyong，ranhoubaozhenverhuijiale。
henduoshihoushensuizaihuixiangguoqusannianderizideshihou，tadouhuiyouzhongbukesiyideganjue，neiduanriziqishitaguodehenjiannan，youyaozhaoguhaizi、wanchengxueye，haidexiangbanfazhengqianshengcun。
buganxiang，xiangduolepashihoumiandeluyebuganzoule。
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shijianhenkuaidaolequhuayangjituanbaodaoderizi，shensuitiqianzaiwangshangjizijimaileyitaozhiyezhuang，zheijiniantajihujiumeimaiguoyifu，nuannuandeyifuyeshiapodenverhuozheshihaoxindelinjujide。
banuannuansongdaoapojiahou，shensuibianchengzhechequlehuayangjituan，tadaogongsideshihoukongwuyiren，dengleyihuirenshizongjiancaidao。
“xiaoshena，nilaidekezhenzao。”
典型的职场寒暄。
shensuidiandiantou，limaodihuiyingle，“fanzongjianzao。”
“ei，neige，daihuishiyidiannizhijiequgaoerfuqiuchangba，yufudongjintianzaineiliyougeshangwujiaoliu，daoshihounikankantajinianpaishenmerenwu，huiyousijisongniqu，dizhitazhidao。”
郁副董?
shensuiqingqingdiningleningmei，buguochucizhiwaitayemeiyoushenmetebieqingxu，zhibuguoshixingxiangtongbale。
“好的。”
shensuishidianzhunshichuxianzaigaoerfuqiuchang，guoranshiyouqianrendeshijie，buguotabingmeiyoubiaoxianchutubaozideyangzi，yanxingjuzhihaishihenchenwende。
shensuizhanzaixiuxiqudengzijidelaoban，dagaidengleyoubangexiaoshi，jigechuanzhexiuxianzhuangderencaichaotazheigefangxiangzoulai。
shensuizhiqianxiangguotadelaobanhuishishenmeyangzide，gaoaipangshou，nianling，xingge，taxianglehenduozhongyangzi，danweidumeiyouxiangguohuishiyanqianzheigeren。
“shensui，womenyoujianmianle。”
yuzeheshensuidazhaohudefangshihenpinghe，jiuhaoxiangtamenzhendeshixujiuweijiandelaopengyou。
shensuiminleminchun，shouyouxiejinzhangdizhuazheyijiao，piankezhihou，tawenlewenxinshen，nulijichuyimoyouhaodejiaxiao。
“baoqian，wobuzhidaozijimianshideshinidegongsi，yufudong，duoyoudarao，haiqingjianliang，wohuiqujiudijiaocicheng。”
sinianqianyuzebiaoxiandeyouduotaoyan，shensuibuhuibujide，houlai，henduoshihoutamengjianle，haihuikuxing。
suoyi，taburenweizijixianzaishiheheyuzeyouguoyuqinjindejiechu。
tasuiranyiqianaidehenmeiyouzizun，yefuchuledaijia，danxianzaitachengzhangle，ziranshidongdeshenmejiaofangshou。
shensuizhuanshenyaozou，quemeixiangdaoshouwanzhijiebeiyuzezhuazhu，tahuitoudesudutaimanle，ruguozaikuaiyimiao，tajiuhuiqiaojianneigenanrenlianshangdexiane。
“shensui，genwolai，woyouhuaduinishuo。”
yuzefangkaishensui，tashizairenshoubulehetachupeng，danbunengbiaoxiantaimingxian。
yuzedaizheshensuijinleyijianvipdexiuxishi，limianhenkuanchang，jiushiyouqianrendebiaopei。
“...”
shensuihenbuzizai，yinweitazhendebuxiangheyuzeduodai，shuozhende，ruguokeyi，tamanxiangjizheigenanrenyibazhangde，ai，suoyi，aiguoqulezhihoujiushihen，duima?
“shensui，zheixienianhaihaoma?shiyigerenma?”
yuzewendehenweiwandanyebushineimeweiwan，tayoudianxinjiletachengren，zheihuajiushiguyixiangyinchushensuishuochuhaizideshi，zheiyangtajiunenggoukuaiyidianjinruzhengti。
tameishijianheshensuihao，yebuxianghao。
恶心。
“嗯，一个人。”
xianran，shensuibuxiangtoulunverdeshi，yuzelengleleng，shenqingyouxieleng。
“e，neige...nihaiguaiwoma?”
guai!shensuizaixinlixiaole，guaiyoushenmeyong，guaileyiqiejiukeyidangzuomeifashengma?
狗屎吧。
“buguai，meishenmehaoguaide，yufudong，ruguomeishenmeshiwojiuxianzoule。”
又走?欲擒故纵?
yuzenaixinzhengzaiyidianyidianshiqu，tajuedeshensuizaizhuang，sinianqianzheigenvrendeaiyouduononglietasiyebuhuiwang，suoyixianzaizenmekenengyixiazijiubiandeshuyuan。
烦人!
“shensui，niquna，nixianzaishiwodemishu，womenzhijianshiyouhetongde，nizheiyangshuozoujiuzou，bujuedezijihenbufuzerenma?”
gongshishizuihaodejiekou，hetongshizuiyouxiaodewuqi。
沈岁：“...”
takanzheyuze，tineidexiaoqingxuyouxieyazhibuzhule。
“yufudong，jirannitidaolesinianqian，neiwoxiangniyinggaibuhuiwangjidangshideniyouduotaoyanwoleba，jiranzheiyangnihaixiangrangwozuonidemishu，shuozhende，woxiangbutong。”
好一个伶牙俐齿啊。
yuzechengrenzijiyouxiebushiying，yiqianshensuihetashuohuadoushiweiweinuonuode，jibenjiushigudaihuangdihefeizideganjue，turantaluchulezijixiaozhuazi，tajuranhaiyouzhongxinxiandeganjue?
贱!
“shensui，niyeshuole，neishidangshidewo，xianzaiyijingsinianguoqule，womenyebushiguoqudewomenle，keyixinpingqihezuoxialaitantanma?”
shensuibatoupianxiangyibian，luozailejuzishangdeyigexiaojinshishang，tazaixiangzheigewanyinengbunengbayuzezahun，ranhoutasijitaopao...