第3章
kejiuzaizheishi，guxixidenaodaihuranchuilexiaqu，dizailebowangyuandexiongkou。
zhuaqilaiyikan，guxixishijiujingshangtou，zhenggerenyunshuileguoqu。
bowangyuan：“......”
chezikaidefeikuai，meiyihuierjiudaolebojiazhuangyuan。
bowangyuandahengbaoqiguxixi，fenfuyishengguanjiaandunzhanmingyou，jiukuaibuwangzijidewoshizouqu。
yongrenmenxiqidikanzhezheiyimu，chuizhetouzaixinlifengkuangbagua。
惊天奇闻啊！
tamenneiweibujinnvse，jishizhudongsongshangmendouhuirangrenzhijiediuchuqudejiazhu，juranbaoleyigehezuidenvrenhuilai！
zoujinwoshi，bowangyuanxiaoxindibaguxixifangzaichuangshang，zuozaichuangbiankanzhetamimihuhu，xiangfanshenquefanbudongdeyangzi，turanyouxiexiangxiao。
zaicheshangyongqidechongdongzhujiantunqu，bowangyuanbumingbaizijijintianshizenmele，juranbeiyigezuiguidejijuhuajigouchulehuo。
ruoshidangzhen，zijizheisuanbusuanshichenrenzhiwei？
还是算了。
tasonglesonglingdai，gangyaoqishenlikai，guxixizhenggerenjiuxiangshibazhuayuyiyangchanleshanglai：“niyaoqunaer？womenbushiyaodongfangma？”
rumodefasiliaoguotadeshoubei，bowangyuanzhuantouzhushizhejinzaizhichidelian。
youxierougandehongchun，tingqiaodebijian，daizheyimohongyundetaohuayan，cibaidepifuguanghuaxinen，dengguangdaxiaquenengkandaoxixiderongmao，fangfojitajialeyicengrouguang。
mingmingshimingyanreladezhangxiang，cishiquetouzheyigumengdongdechunyugan。
bowangyuanturanyouxiekouganshezao，baiguoguxixidexiabadishengzhiwen：“kanqingchu，niquedingyaohewodongfangma？buhouhui？”
“你好啰嗦啊！”
guxixihenghengyisheng，yongzuihoudeyifenqingxingkekebanbandicongkoudailimochushouji，dakaishexianggongnengbajingtouduizhunziji：“wo！guxixi，jintianziyuanheyanqiandeshuaigedongfang！liciweizhengjuebuhouhui！”
tashuowansuishoubashoujiyireng，zhijieshangqubalabowangyuandeyifu，“ganjinde，gunainaidouzuodaozheifenshangle，zaipopomamanijiubushinanren！”
“woshibushi，nimashangjiuzhidaole！”
bowangyuanzhijieqixiao，yigefanshenzhijiebaguxixiyazaileshenxia。
beifanhonglang，yishiyini。
......
diertianxiawu，dangguxixiwuzhenaodaicongchuangshangpaqilaideshihou，haiyiweizijiyinweineiduizhananjiannvbeiqisichuanyuele。
bijingrensheiyijuexinglai，faxianzijichuxianzaiyigeshehuayoumosheng，danyikanjiubukenengshijiudiandedifang，pangbianhaishuizheyigemoshengdenanren，douhuijuedefameng。
不对，男人？
guxixijixiezhuantou，houzhihoujuedecongsangzilibiechuyishengjianjiao，“a！”
“nisheia？”guxixijingdaoyuandidanqi，xunsubaojinbeizinuochulaoyuan。
bowangyuanmantiaosilidezuoqishen，kanzheyanqianxiangshoujingxiaobaituyiyangdeguxixi，meiyanjiandelengyidunshishaolejifen。
“zuotianwanshangkeshinizhudongyaohewodongfangde，wangle？”
guxixiyoujinlejinbeizi：“shenmedongfang？nidaodishishei？zaibushuowobaojingle！”
bowangyuanmeidalita，zijingxiankaibeizixialechuang，laoqizuotianhuadaodishangdeshoujirengleguoqu：“baojingzhiqian，nixiankankanzheige。”