第四章 合计使坏

yifuerjiyidai,shijieyutawuguandejiashi。

“biedale,zheiguanwodouguobuqu——”huahaimeishuowan,diannaopingmushangjiuchuxianle‘wansheng’erzi,jiangqiaonanjiadeliandadepapaxiang。

qiaoxiqinzhaixiaerji,“ganma,chitaichenglelaiwozheierxiaoxiaoshima?”

“wohaishidiyicizhidaoergeyouzhurenxiaoshidejinengni!”qiaonanjiazhuantouzuozaichuangbian,kaikoudao:“ganggangdeshier,nizenmexiangde。”

“ganggangzhangyizuodeqingjiaochaodanyoudianhu,buzahaochi。”

乔西秦答非所问。

qiaonanjiabailetayiyan,“nizhidaowoshuodeshishenme,biezhuanyihuati。”

“huishouguquan,woqueshiyoudianbushuang,dannixianga,qiaojiadeguquan,tayigexingbode,nayouneimehaona?nadaoshoulidixiarenyebuhuitinga,zaishuole,tahaidezuileni,nijuedenengzaigongsilizhanwenma?”

“nanguainidayingdeneimeshuangkuai,yuanlai——”

“zheishijieshangnayouhaonadedongxia,erqiejiusuanyishangnantiquanbugongke,yemeiguanxi。bijing,wentikeyirenweizhizaodema!”

qiaoxiqinyangleyangmeimao,jileqiaonanjiayige‘nidongde’dexiaorong。

benlaihaitingdanxin,xianzaiyikan,qiaoxiqinyiduzidehuaishui。

“erge,nigouhuaidea。”qiaonanjiamomoshulegedamuzhi,yixiangdaokeyibaofuboyanzheigedaomaoanrandeweijunzi,taturanchongmandouzhi。“buguo,woxihuan。huashuo,nixianzaiyoushenmezhenduixingdexiangfama?womengoutonggoutong,jiaoliujiaoliuma!”

qiaoxiqincongxiaodaodayizhitanwan,suoyibudeqiaoguohuadexihuan,danbijingshiqinerzi,qiaonanjiaxialoudeshihou,tahaishizhuanguotouquwenleyiju:“niergezenmeyangle?”

“jiuneiyang,dayouxishitakuaile。”

qiaonanjianaqichajishangdejuzijiukaishibolaichi,zheishicaifaxianqiaobeichenghebohanyudoubujianle,keboyanquehaizouzaizheili,yihuodao:“tazenmehaizaizheier?dagehelaoboni?”

“nidagequchuligongsideshile,hanyuquchekukaichele,dasuanzhengliboyandedongxi,daihuiersongguolai。”qiaoguohuajieshiyiju。

“e。”qiaonanjiagangdayingwan,turanfaxianlebuduijing,“buduibudui,laobobatadedongxi,songnaerlai?”

“ziranshisongzheililaile。”qiaoguohuazhanqilai,zhenglileyixiayiling,“woshangqukankanwenjian,nidaizheboyanhaohaocanguanyixiajialia!”

“什么?等等——”

qiaonanjiazhengyaowengemingbai,qiaoguohuabianyijingshangleerlou。

“nishuo,nijiwobaguanleshenmemihuntang?”

qiaonanjiayilianshaqidekanxiangboyan。

congxiaoxuedaoxianzai,danfanheqiaonanjiawandehaodeyixing,qiaoguohuadouhenbudebarenzufendouwadeqingqingchuchu、mingmingbaibai。

keboyanyilai,youshisonggufen,youshiyaoqiaonanjiapeitongcanguande。

buzhengchang,jueduibuzhengchang!

“nibarangwoliuxialai,zhuzaiqiaojia,fangbiannidagehewoduijieshiqing,woshengqingnanque。”

boyanfandongzhechajidixiadezazhi,qingmiaodanxiedeshuodao。

danzheimeyifanhua,quezaiqiaonanjiadenaohaili,hongranzhalie!

“zheibukeneng!”qiaonanjiayibazhangpaizaichajishang,henhuahaimeifangchulaini,shouzhangjiu**ladetengleqilai,“nikankanni,jianzhijiushiwodezaixing,nibuxuzhuwojia,ganjinzou!”

“woshuo,nizenmeshenmeshiqingdounenglaiwoshenshang?”

boyankanzheqiaonanjiadedongzuo,buzijuefawen:“wozhendehennanbuhuaiyi,jiunidezhishang,nengbaowoheiliao?niyoushizenmechachulaide?”

wenyan,qiaonanjiadongzuoyizhi,ganggangdexiaozhangqiyanyixiaxiaoshichedi。

“jiuneidianshi,dajiabudouzhidaoma……”

qiaonanjianeikeshitoutingleqiaobeichengshipinhuiyi,caizhidaoboyandejinkuang,yizhiyurechuhoumiandeshiqing。

danzheiguigenjiudi,haishiqietingletarendeyinsi,zheidianqiaonanjiagenbenyingqibuqilai。

“jiujingshilurenjiezhi,haishimouxierenguyidiaocha,zheibeihouzhenxiang,buzhidaoqiaoxiaojienengbunenggaozhiyier?”

boyanxiangshikantouleqiaonanjiayiban,huanhuanshangqian。

qiaonanjiaxiayishihoutui,shuangshoudizaixiongqian,yanleyankoushuidao:“ni,niganshenme,youyaozhanwobianyi?”

boyanhaoxiaodeshangxiadaliangleyixiaqiaonanjia,yuqixianqidao:“woshuoguo,woduinitingshiwang,buzhishizhishang。”

“你!”

qiaonanjiaxiangyaojiaoxunboyan,danzhuanerxiangdaoqiaoxiqindejihua,dunshijiangqiyazailexindi,shenmideshuodao:“woxianzaibujiaoxunni,yihouyouniqiuwode!”

shuowan,ta‘dengdengdeng’depaoshanglou,yizhuanshenjiukanjianlezhanzaizhuanjiaochutoutingdeqiaoguohua,heleyitiao,“ba,nizaizheiliganma?!”

“wo,wojiuluguo,luguo……”

qiaoguohuagangayixiao,shenshoulazhuqiaonanjia,xunwendao:“nini,zenmeturanshangloule,bushirangnidairenjiaboyanhaohaozouzouguangguangma?”

tiqiboyan,qiaonanjiajiuqideyayangyang,“caibudaini,ba,nizenmejiuxiangzhebarenliuxialaileni?tayigemoshengren,zhuzaijiali,wojuedeguaiguaide。”

“zheibushijinimenxiaonianqingzhizaojihuima?bayijingchaguole,boyanrentingbucuode。”

qiaoguohuaxiaodemanyi,buzhiweihe,qiaonanjiatingchuleyisilaozhangrenkannvxudeweidao,jipigedadunshidiaoleyidi。

“laoba,womenyoushijianquguageyankeba!”qiaonanjiawunaishuodao。

qiaoguohuayileng,dunshilaoleiyingkuang,“nanjiazhangdale,zhidaoguanxinlaofuqinle。”

“bu,wozhishidanchunjuedeniyanguangbuxing。”

……

xiawudeshihou,bohanyujiangboyandedongxisongleguolai,haiqinzibuzhilefangjian,boyan,banshangdingdingdezhulexialai。

qiaonanjiaweici,zhijiebazijisuozaifangjian,fanchuhuabankaishihuahua。

‘叩叩’

“南嘉,是我。”

qiaobeichengdeshengyinchuanlejinlai。

qiaonanjiatingxiabi,zhuantouchongmenkouhandao:“meisuo,nizhijiejinlai。”

xiayike,qiaobeichengbiantuimenzoulejinlai,kanjiantameimenzheziji,xiaodao:“haiyiweinihuinaopiqini,meixiangdao——”

“naopiqineidoushixiaohaizidezuowei,womenchengnianrenyouzijidebaofufangshi。”

gangshuowan,qiaonanjiabianfanyingdaoshuolouzuile,lianmangbujiudao:“ge,nituranlaizhaowo,youshenmeshima?”

qiaobeichengbushishade,zheibiejiaodejiekou,tacaibuxin,“xiqinyouyaohenihunaoshenme?”

“mei,meiyoudeshier,ergedoumeigufenle,younenghunaoshenme……”qiaonanjiadidigugudejieshiyiju。

qiaobeichengwunaidetanlekouqi,“niani。suanle,zhiyaobunaodetaida,gegedoubangniyazhu。”

“哥,你真好。”

qiaonanjiayilaidebaozhuleqiaobeichengdegebo,“duile,nihaimeishuozhao**mani?”

“zheibushipanitaimen,tedihuilai,dainiqugongsiwanwanma?”qiaobeichengshenshoujiangqiaonanjiadesuifabiedaoerhou,xiaodewenrou。

xiuxuedezheijitian,qiaonanjiadoukuaichengxianyule,cishilikefanshen,“qu!xianzaijiuqu,zouzouzou。”

yiluxingfendechongxialou,lakaichedeyishunjian,tadexiaorongchaneininggu。

“boyan,zenmenanadouyouni?!”