yutiankenengyouxiesanguanbuzheng。
zaitakanlai，xiaofanpaibingbushitianshenghuaizhong，ruguobushiqueshaoguanaibanluzhangwai，yexutahuiyougenghaodejiejuyeshuobuding。
【xiaofanpaitaicanleba！yaoshiwoyouzheimegezai，yidinghuijingxinhehu，burangtawuruqitu。】
jiuyinweifabiaolezheimeyitiaoyanlun，yutianbeishuyoumenzhuizhema。
“hehe，meixiangdaoyoushengzhinianhainengjiandaohuopusa。”
“bushi，gouhuangdineiyangdouyourenxi？”
“niyaoyouzheimegetianshengxiegudeerzi，nengbunenghuoguosanjidoushigewenti！”
……
yutianduihuiqu：【xiexiezhufu，woyaoyouzheimegeerzi，zuomengdounengxiaoxing！】
ranhouyijuexinglai，yutianlaidaolezheili，taxianzaideshenfenbushibieren，zhengshifanpaidehouniang，jiajitadiedabaojunchongxidedaomeihuanghou。
yutianqianqianhuiyilexiazheiweihuanghoudexiachang，haojiahuo，bieshuosanji，yijidoumeihuoguo。
dabaojunxinglaihoufaxianzijimomingqimiaoduolegehuanghou，dangchangjiubarengale。
虞甜：“……”
zanjiushishuo，turanyoudianxiaobuchulai。
guoran，pibunengluanfang，huizaotianqiande！
yutiananxiangditangzaichuangshang，duoxiwangxiayimiaojiunengchuanhuiqu。
然而天不遂人愿。
“xiao，huanghouniangniang，ninxinglema？”
qingerxideshengyincongzhangziwaichuanlai，daizhejifentante。
yutianxiayishihui：“meixing。”
fuyuelenglexia，youyoudidao：“nubizhidaoninxingle。”
虞甜：“……”
她闭眼装死。
fuyuelaolelianzijinlai，meijianlongzhedandanchouxu：“niangniangkuaibietangle，fangcaixuanzhengdianneibianchuanlaixiaoxi，daihuierxialechao，laoyeyaojianninni！”
fuyueshiyuanzhucongjialidailaideyahuan，buguozhishierdengyahuan，bingbuzenmedelian，buzhiweihe，jingongshiyuanzhuyigetieshenyahuanmeidai，fandaotiaolefuyueyigeerdengyahuanjingong。
这倒是便宜了虞甜。
jibiantaxingqingyouxiebianhua，fuyueyingdangyebuhuiqiyi。
yanxiayaojindebushizheige。
yutianmodizhengyanzuoqishen：“nishuosheiyaojianwo？”
fuyueheleyitiao，buyoufangqinglehuxi，shanshandao：“laoyeya，xushidanyouniangniangzaigonglibushiyingba？”
狗屁！
虞甜心想。
那老狐狸会担心她？
提点她还差不多！
yuanzhuchushentaifufu，jiashixianhe，xingsan，renchengsanguniang。
ranerjingzhongqueshaoyourenjianguozheiweisanguniang，yinweiyuanzhutiruoduobing，congxiaoyangzaiwaizujia，yeshijinnianshangxuncaihuideshengjing。
zheiweisangunianghuijingyihouyedidiaodehen，conglaibuchuxirenhejuhui，wanrutoumingrenyiban，biqita，yujiagengchumingdeshierguniangyuyao，mingmanshengjingdecainv。
ruguojingongweihoushijianhaoshi，zenmezheyelunbudaoyutiancaidui，zhengyinweishihuokeng，suoyiyujiacaituiletachulai。
yutianmeitouqingqingcuqi，yuanzhulibingmeiyouyutaifulaibaifangzheiyiqingjie，yinweiyuanzhumeiyouhuodaozheishihou。
dajiadouyiweibaojunmingbujiuyi，chongxizheizhaodaizheminghuanghuangdeeyi，suizhenduidebushita，queyebatalaxialeshui，shenzhi……haiwangsongleyitiaowugudexingming！
xiangqizijixinglaishishouliwozhedeneibabishou，yutianmilemiyan。
huanggongshenmedifang，zenmehuirongxuyuanzhuyigeruonvzibazheimeweixiandewanyierdaijinlai？zheilimiandingyourenshouyi！
buguanzenmeyang，taheyujiazheiliangzi，suanshijiexiale！
xiangliyongtazheikeqizi，yeyaokanqiziyuanbuyuanyi！