02宋先生掐我

neinanhaizhangdebaibaijingjing,getougenwochabuduogao,1miqiwudeyangzi,kanqilaiyejiubaibashijin,shigoushou(shou)de。

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ehuo!wozhalezhayan,zheishishenmejuqingzoushi?

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wozhenxiangbatadezhuazipaikai,wocaiwoyaoneilikendingzile。

淦,力气真他妈大!

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