第1章
“peng”deyishengjuxiang，qianqiufengshangranqixiongxionghuoguang，liqingdesaidaoshangzhiliuxialiangdaoyoushenyouheidechacheyin，heshenhongsedesaichecanhai。
houfangluxupaolaishijiliangzuzhuangdechaokuxuandesaiche，tamenyuanyuantingdaozheigeshengyinjiuganjuebumiao，kandaozheiyimunayouhaibumingbaide。
“不！子溪！”
“tianna，daxiaojiezenmehui......”
“kuai！kuaijiaojiuhuche！”
xuannaoshengjianjianyuanqu，xuzixihuifuyishishizhiganjuehunshenwuli，danquebingmeiyouwendaoxiangxiangzhongdeqiyouweiheshaojiaowei，tataishouxiangrourouzhangtongdetou，quemengrantingdaoliangzhenkuhaosheng。
“mami，nibuyaodiuxiaxuanxuana！”
“mami，xuxuyaoee，yaochifanfan......”
等等，妈咪？
taxuzixi，cguojingshihaomenxujiadedaxiaojie，hanzhejintangchichusheng，congxiaobeishouchongai，shenshangyongyouwushuguanghuan。zaitazuosihepengyoukaizhesaicheshangqianqiufenghuanshanpaodaobisaizhiqian，shangshidanshen，nalaidewa！
难道，有人想碰瓷？
xuzixichengqishenzizhengkaiyanjing，jiukanjianlianggezhangdeyimoyiyangderenleiyouzai，yizuoyiyoubaozhezijidedatuiaoaodaku。
zheilianggezaizisuirankudemanlianbitiyanlei，moyangyeyouxieyingyangbuliang，danshiquezhangdetebiepiaoliang。
xujiayeyoulianggeshuangbaotai，shitabiaogedehaizi，xingzibeiyangxiongle，yincizongshibeixuzixiroulin，danshiquezhangdeyuanmeiyouyanqianzheilianggeyouzaizheimehaokan。
daxiaojiedeshouchunchunyudong，shifenxiangqialianggezaizideliandan，zheishiyiduanjiyituranyongrutanaohai，tazheicaizhidaozijidaodizaina，zheiyiqieshizenmehuishi！
laotianzheiwanxiaokaidale！taxuzixi，tangtangjingshixujiadaxiaojie，sihoujuranchuanyuedaoleyigejiaqianjinshenshang！
zheigeshijieyijingbushixuzixiyuanlaisuozaideshikong，suihaishicguo，dandimingshangqueshaoyouxiechayi。yejiushishuo，zheilibingmeiyoujingshiyemeiyouxujia。xingyundeshi，zheilideyuyanwenzi、wenhua、kejihejingjishuipingfazhanshiyiyangde，takeyihenkuairongruzheigeshijie。
ertasuochuanyuedezheijushentijiaozuoyuanxi，yuanshifengchenghaomenyuanjiadeqianjin，congxiaoyeshijiaochongzhuzhangda，haiyouzheyigefengchengshoufusunzizuoweihunfu。
liangrenqingmeizhuma，ganqingyizhihenhao，zhiyaomeiyouyiwaidaolehefanianlingjiukeyijiehun。raner，zaishibasuineinian，yuanmuturandaihuiyigeheyuanxiyiyangdadenvhaiyuanyaer，shuoneicaishiyuanjiadezhenqianjin，eryuanxizhishicuobaodehaizi。
yuanyaeryihuilaijiuqiangzouleyuanxiyongyoudeyiqie，bulunshiyifu，fangjian，chezi，haishifumudechongai，zuihou......yuanxibianzhishengxiataqingmeizhumashenaiduoniandeweihunfuyanzhen。
yanzhenfashifeiyuanxibuqu，bingyuetadaojiudianfuyue，nazhiyuanxigandaojiudian，quemomingbeilingyigenanrenhuileqingbai！
dangdiertianyuanyaerdaizheyanzhenpomenerrushi，tacaizhidao，zheiyiqiedoushiyinmou！
weilerangyuanxichedishiquheyanjiadehunyue，yuanyaershenzhiyijiazumingshengweiliyou，rangtajiajishishendeneigenanren。
keneigenanrenyoupangyouchouhaituding，haicengjingjiabaodasilelianggelaopo！yuanxiwunaizhinengcanghuangtaolifengcheng，huidaoqinshengfumujia。
keshizaiyuanyaerkeyidehongpianxia，qinshengfumuyerenweiyuanxishigebuzhijiandiande**，genbenjiuburenyuanxizheigeqinshengnver。
meiduojiuyuanxijiufaxianzijihuaiyunle，qiehaishishuangbaotai，zhihaoduodaohaichengguozhuyinxingmaimingdeshenghuo。
mingyundelianfanzuonongrangyuanxihuanshanglechanhouyiyuzheng，shenzirijianxuruo，zhongyuzaiyuanyaerheyanzhendinghunzheitianchengshoubuzhudajidiuxialianggezaizitunfuanmianyaozishale。
这还不是最惨的。
biekanzheilianggexiaozaiziranxianzaikanshangquruanmengkeai，danshitamenweilaikeshilianggehuiweihaishehuidedafanpai！
yuanxihuanlechanhouyiyuhou，renweidoushiyinweizheilianggehaizicaidaozhitarujinzheimebeican，buguanyoushimeishidouhuiduihaiziyoudayouma，shuotamenshiexindexiaolaoshu，shimeidiedexiaozazhong，jilianggexiaozaiziliuxialehenshendeyinying，yizhiyulianggezaizizhangdahouxinggechedizhangwaile！
zuobianzheigeyanjiaoyouzhidejiaoyuanxiaoxuan，zhangdahousuiranzuoleyisheng，danyinweishoushushibaierxinliniuqu，jiarumougezuzhiweitamenyanfaduyao，zuihoubeijingfangzhuahuojibi；
youbianzheigeyanjingshuiwangwangdejiaoyuanxiaoxu，zhangdahouyouzouheibailiangdao，yinweiduinvzhuaierbude，gezhonghenanzhuzuodui，zuihoubeinanzhudajipochan，langbeizisha。
meicuo，zheishigeshijieshiyounannvzhude，nanzhushiyuanyaerheyanzhensuoshengdehaiziyanxuran，ernvzhuzeshifengchenghaomenxinguiyujiadeqianjinyuyao。
yuanxi，buguozhishiyigepaohuizhongdepaohui，jinjinzhiyouyijuhuadexifen：
【yanxuranjiangyuyaojinjinbaozaihuaizhong，“biepa，tingshuoneigebiantaishihaiwomuqinliuluozaiwaishijiniandejiaqianjindehaizi，suoyitacaizheimehenwoba，doushiwolianleileni，yaoyaobiepa，wohuibaohunide。”】
“啧......”
zhongyuwanquanbanaohaizhongdejiyilvshun，xuzixibuyoudezhouqilemeitou。
yuanxizenmenengshachengzheigeyangzi？suishuotabingfeiyuanjiaqinshengnver，dandangnianmingmingshiyuanmuzijihuangluanzhongbaocuolehaizi，haideyuanxiheqinshengfumuxianggeshibanian，daotoulaizenmehaizijibadoulanshenshangle？！
haiyou，yuanjiafumuyetaihuipualeba？zheiyangdejipinyangfumubuyaoyeba！
erqie，yuanyaerbailiandezheimemingxian，chuleyigeshenfenzhiwaizaiwuqitayoushi，yuanxijuranzheiyedoubuguo？！shizaishitaimeiyonglexie！yaozhidaoxudaxiaojiecongxiaodaodabuzhidaoduiguoduoshaogebailianhua，yuanyaerzheizhongduanweishangbeizitagenbenjiubufangzaiyanli。
haiyou，tiandixiajiuzhiyouyigenanrenlema？jiudianneijianshihenxianranshiyanzhenheyuanyaerlianshou，yuanxibeizheigezhananpiandezheimecan，linsiqianxinzhongjuranhaihuainianzhetamendeguowang，duiyanzhenliuyouhuanxiang？！
youmeiyousadejingshibawanghuaxuzixizhendekanbuxiaqule。
shenmegoupiyuanjiayanjia，gentaxujiabiqilaiyigenshouzhitoudougoubushang。
youtaxuzixizai，dingranyaozhaojihuijizheixieqifuyuanxiderenyidianyanseqiaoqiao！
heng，tayebuhuizairanglianggezaizaibianchengfanpaibeinannvzhupaohuile。
但是......
“ge！”dagaishikujiule，yanjiaoyouleizhidezaizaiyuanxiaoxuandalegege，wadiyishengtulexuzixiyishen。
lingyibiandeyuanxiaoxukandaogegetule，wadiyegenzhetule。
xudaxiaojiedengshishoumangjiaoluan，baozhangdeqishishunjianweilexialai。
yangzaishenmede......
她真的不会啊！