第四章 荒诞的想法

zhangxinchuanlaiyisidewenre,jinjiezhejiushiyizhenrouruandechugan,ruobushixinanyaozhidaozhuazhedeshiyaoshen,zhenmeijuedenvhaideyaojingrankeyizheiyangderuan,gezheyiwuyenengyouzheizhongganjue。

yeqingzhanwenlejiaokanzheshenhoudeneizhishou,budongshengsedechaoqianzouleyibulakaijuli。

jiemaohushanzhe,yanshizhuleyandibuandeqingxu,“xiexie。”

“不客气。”

xinanyaodeshouhaimeishouhuiqu,baochizheneigezishiyouhaoyihuier。

zhijuedezhangxindechuganhaiweixiaoshi,youxiesumaheyangyangde。

zheiyike,tachanshengleyigehuangdandexiangfa——

yanqianzheigenvhaishibushiguyixiangyaoyinqitadezhuyi?buranweishenmeneigerenpianpianzhuangletaerbushipangren?

keshihenkuaizheigexiangfayoubeitafourenle。

xinanyaozaifengchengdeshilibuxiao,jihurenjinjiezhi,tashenbianyebuqueshaozhudongkaojindenvren,danshitayixiangdoubuganxingqu。

xiangbijiaoneixiefengqingwanzhongdenvren,zheigeyeqingyouxieguadan。

hekuangtahaishiyigedaxuesheng,buguoshizhangzhezijiyoujifenzisehebucuodesangyinlaijiubachanggezhuandianqianeryi,weishenmeyaoxiyintadezhuyini?

tamenbenjiubushiyigeshijiederen。

zheiyangxiangzhe,kanzheqianmianshuyulingyigeshijiedenvhaijijiangyaoxiaoshizaishixianzhiwai,xinanyaodididewenleju:“yeqing?”

datinglijihuzuomanlekeren,jiazazheyinleshengxiandeyouxiecaoza。

keshiyeqinghaishitingjianleyourenzaijiaota。

weiweicetou,lianshangdaizhechayideshense,shaolejifenqingleng,keyerangtaweiyidehuiyingdailexieweidejiaochen,“ng?”

xinanyaoyaoyaotoumeishuohua,kanzheyeqingxiaoshizaiyanqian,xinliyouzhongshaoledeshenmedeganjue。

shenpangdechenqiyiyanweifa,keshiquebaxinanyaodebiaoqingjinshouyandi,yeyinyuecaichutazaigulvshenme,wanyaotiejinerbianxiaoshengwen:“nange,yaochayixiatadedixime?”

shouzhongdeyanyijingranledaban,zaiyanhuigangdanyanhuidejianxi,chenqiyiranmingbaile,qiaoqiaodilikai。

zhengrufangcaixinanyaodegulvyiyang,tazaifengchengdeshengyifengshengshuiqi,nanmianyourenjiduxiangrangtazaigentou。

zheizhongshiyebushimeifashengguo,qunianyougeshangyedalaojiushizainvrenshenshangbazijijiaodaijinqule,dangran,yeshitazuoshibugoujinshen。

xinanyaoshizugoujinshende。

yeqinghuidaohoutaijiubeihaoyouxuwenwenlaleguoqu,danyoudewen:“wogangtingshuole,laobanmeizhaonimafanba?”

“meiyoua。”tahuidadesuiyi,shunshounaguozhuoshangdexiezhuangyedaozaixiezhuangmianshangbayanjingshangdeliangpiancaganjing。

xuwenwensongleyikouqi,“nikezhenshihesiwole。”

“wodoumeihaipa,nipashenme?”yeqingqingshengxiaole。

xiangdaogangcaihexinanyaodeduishi,taneilinglideyanshenqueshitingrangrenhaipade,keshitapianbunengbiaoxianchulai。

tayaozuodejiushihebierenbuyiyang。

xuwenwenqingqingdenielexiatadegebo,“nikeshiwojieshaolaide,dangranbunengrangniyoumafanle。”

yeqingxiaolexiaorangtafangxin,cetoudejianxikanjianhuazhuangjianmenkouyougerenyinghuangdong。

zixiyikan,neibushizaixinanyaoshenbiandechenqime?zenmepaohuazhuangjianmenkoulaile?

kanzhetadetongshi,chenqidemuguangyechaozhezheibiankanguolai,liangrenduishileliangmiao,sheiyemeiyoudazhaohu,zhishidandandekanleyiyanbianmeilexiawen。

duiyutachuxianzaizheili,yeqingyidiandoubuyiwai。

zaojiutingshuoxinanyaoshiyigeduoyidenanren,jueduibuyunxushenbianyouyichangdeqingkuangfasheng,suoyiyemeishenmerennenggouqingyidejiejinta。

chenqizaizheiduobanshitadeshouyi。

yeqingbuyulihui,nashangxindeyifuqulianzihoumianhuanshang。

yinweiyijingguolebadian,suoyidiershougedeshihouxuanleyishouhuankuaidequmu。

shangtaiqian,tajiazhuangbujingyidekanyiyantaixia,gangcaixinanyaodeweizhishangduolelianggemoshengnanren,zhengzaidiyushenme,yinggaishizailiaogongzuoba。

yeqingyousuolejie,zaixinanyaodeshenbianyoulianggeguanxibucuodepengyou,yeshishengyishangdehuoban,xiangbijiushizheilianggerenle。

zheiyici,xinanyaodezhuyilibingbuzaitazheili。

yeqingyemeiyouguoduodequzhanshiziji,changwangehoujiuzoule,dengxuwenwenmangwanhetayikuaierlikai。

youyutahaishizaixiaoxuesheng,suoyihejinglishuohaole,yiwanshangzhichangliangshouge。

zheiyangtamenhuiqinshideshihouhaibusuantaiwan。

ruqiudeyewanyoudianliangyi,lianggenvhaizouzailubianxixinaonaozhe,bingmeiyouzhuyidaomalushangyouyiliangheisejiaochezaijingguotamenshenbiandeshihoufangmanlechesu。

chelidehouzuo,xinanyaozuozaikaochuangdeweizhi,kanleyanwaimian。